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  • ryan36
    7 dirty words...
    • Feb 2003
    • 10139

    #1

    If you could create a religion

    So I'm sitting at work eating my dill pickle sunflower seeds, and I'm reminded of the time in 9th grade a friend and I invented our own religion. We worshiped David, the Sunflower Seed God. We made Bill Maher and George Carlin patron saints (or a pope and bishop I cant remember), LOL.

    So if you could start a ludicrous religion, what would it be? And what would be the goal, what would it do? Without involving any real religious figures, so we don't violate TOS...

    My friends and I made a "bible" with quotes from comedy shows as "scripture" my favorite was from Gallagher: "Bungee jumping, all the thrill of suicide without the commitment."
  • BunnyHardaway
    Banned
    • Nov 2004
    • 15195

    #2
    Re: If you could create a religion

    In before lock.

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    • ryan36
      7 dirty words...
      • Feb 2003
      • 10139

      #3
      Re: If you could create a religion

      Why would this get locked? Its in no way offensive, I'm talking about worshipping inanimate objects, and is not meant to be a religious discussion of anything slightly actually religious.

      EDIT: Maybe I should call it a "fan club" lol

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      • Blzer
        Resident film pundit
        • Mar 2004
        • 42535

        #4
        Re: If you could create a religion

        The Church of the Fonz.







        Let us "Eyyyyyyyyy."
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        • ryan36
          7 dirty words...
          • Feb 2003
          • 10139

          #5
          Re: If you could create a religion

          That was a funny episode LOL , I love that show have all the DVDs

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          • Brandwin
            Hall Of Fame
            • Jul 2002
            • 30621

            #6
            Re: If you could create a religion

            For the record -
            Dill pickle sunflower seeds are amazing.

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            • SPTO
              binging
              • Feb 2003
              • 68046

              #7
              Re: If you could create a religion

              This kinda reminds me of the Church of Burt. There was another one based on Sammy Davis Jr. but the page has been deleted.
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              • av7
                Hall Of Fame
                • Dec 2007
                • 11408

                #8
                Re: If you could create a religion

                I know this was intended to be in good humor but religious discussion never ends up good, even if it's made up.

                Closed. Guys, knock it off with "In before the lock". Last warning from me.
                Aaron
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