Guess what I did today…
So as I leave my house this morning I think to myself, Chris your stomach is grumbling you should hit McDonalds and eat something before you head to the labs. So I’m walking (which btw is a half hour walk from where I live to downtown) so I’m walking by the time get pass pnc park and over the bridge I notice that my middle toe is hurting. It felt like my toe was sticking out through my sock and the sock material was gnawing away at my toe (so I’m like this ****ing hurts) so by the time I get to McDonalds it’s really hurting. So instead of thinking what to order I’m thinking about my toe. I hurry up and order the usual sausage biscuit, small coke. Im waiting and waiting and thinking I should just head to the bathroom but I rather get my food first it should be quick. So I get my food and off to the restroom thinking to myself my toe hurts I have check this out. As I walk up to the restrooms I notice a sign on two doors that caught attention it said (doors are electronically locked customers only) so I’m thinking to my self
(I wonder if I will be get in without asking for keys I hope not cause my toe is ****ing hurting me so I head to the nearest door and open and I was like okay whatever. I quickly rush to the nearest bathroom stall, I sit down take off my shoe and my sock to soon discover that there was no hole and it was a blister nothing I can about it. So I’m like ****, oh well I put the sock back on and then…….
I hear the bathroom door open. A loud feministic yawn roaring from this mans mouth? Then all of sudden It clicked. OH ****!
I then realize I didn’t walk into the men’s restroom. But as I’m sitting there I’m thinking nah no way. So I cautiously walk out of my stall I look to see for any urinals (I see no urinals) I walk out the door and look to right to discover that I had just walked into the woman’s restroom YOU JUST WALKED IN TO THE ****** RESTROOM.
Never in my life had I ever walked into the woman restroom. Those electronic doors signs locked my attention and made me walk in to the woman’s restrooms. Thank god no one saw me. That could of turned out so bad.
Someone want to make me feel better and tell me that I’m not the only man on earth that has done this before?
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So as I leave my house this morning I think to myself, Chris your stomach is grumbling you should hit McDonalds and eat something before you head to the labs. So I’m walking (which btw is a half hour walk from where I live to downtown) so I’m walking by the time get pass pnc park and over the bridge I notice that my middle toe is hurting. It felt like my toe was sticking out through my sock and the sock material was gnawing away at my toe (so I’m like this ****ing hurts) so by the time I get to McDonalds it’s really hurting. So instead of thinking what to order I’m thinking about my toe. I hurry up and order the usual sausage biscuit, small coke. Im waiting and waiting and thinking I should just head to the bathroom but I rather get my food first it should be quick. So I get my food and off to the restroom thinking to myself my toe hurts I have check this out. As I walk up to the restrooms I notice a sign on two doors that caught attention it said (doors are electronically locked customers only) so I’m thinking to my self
(I wonder if I will be get in without asking for keys I hope not cause my toe is ****ing hurting me so I head to the nearest door and open and I was like okay whatever. I quickly rush to the nearest bathroom stall, I sit down take off my shoe and my sock to soon discover that there was no hole and it was a blister nothing I can about it. So I’m like ****, oh well I put the sock back on and then…….
I hear the bathroom door open. A loud feministic yawn roaring from this mans mouth? Then all of sudden It clicked. OH ****!
I then realize I didn’t walk into the men’s restroom. But as I’m sitting there I’m thinking nah no way. So I cautiously walk out of my stall I look to see for any urinals (I see no urinals) I walk out the door and look to right to discover that I had just walked into the woman’s restroom YOU JUST WALKED IN TO THE ****** RESTROOM.
Never in my life had I ever walked into the woman restroom. Those electronic doors signs locked my attention and made me walk in to the woman’s restrooms. Thank god no one saw me. That could of turned out so bad.
Someone want to make me feel better and tell me that I’m not the only man on earth that has done this before?
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