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  • TarHeelMan
    Th* H*mb*rg*r P*mp
    • Jul 2002
    • 7853

    #1

    Couple robbed while having sex in dumpster

    No, I'm not linking any kind of porn or anything. Just read... And discuss amongst yourselves.



    I just realized the thread title may not be PG-13; so if a mod deems it necessary to edit the title, have at it.
  • sb24
    MVP
    • Dec 2008
    • 3165

    #2
    Re: Couple robbed while having sex in dumpster

    Seems like the hotel room for an hour would have been more cost effective.

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    • CMH
      Making you famous
      • Oct 2002
      • 26203

      #3
      Re: Couple robbed while having sex in dumpster

      I'm sorry...what?
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      • judgejudy
        MVP
        • Feb 2006
        • 1377

        #4
        Re: Couple robbed while having sex in dumpster

        what's up with these senior citizens robbing people? wasn't the robber in that story about the samurai sword 59 as well?

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        • Knight165
          *ll St*r
          • Feb 2003
          • 24964

          #5
          Re: Couple robbed while having sex in dumpster

          I'm sorry...I can't stop laughing at the fact that the 64 year old "egged him on" to rob them.


          59: "nah, I don't want to rob them...they're just gettin' a little in the dumpster"
          64: " You friggin' %$#$y...what the heck is wrong with the younger generation? Git to robbin' before I bitch slap you."

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          • gopadres
            OS Member #242
            • Jul 2002
            • 931

            #6
            Re: Couple robbed while having sex in dumpster

            Ah, the ol' sex-in-a-dumpster move...girls fall for that one every time.
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            • countryboy
              Growing pains
              • Sep 2003
              • 52723

              #7
              Re: Couple robbed while having sex in dumpster

              What kind of world are we living in where people can't have sex in public anymore without fear of being robbed?
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              • deaduck
                MVP
                • Mar 2009
                • 2389

                #8
                Re: Couple robbed while having sex in dumpster

                In a dumpster?

                That's on my list of places to NEVER have sex.

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                • Chaos81
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 17150

                  #9
                  Re: Couple robbed while having sex in dumpster

                  Only in Wichita.

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                  • jeremym480
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                    • Oct 2008
                    • 18198

                    #10
                    Re: Couple robbed while having sex in dumpster

                    Originally posted by deaduck
                    In a dumpster?

                    That's on my list of places to NEVER have sex.
                    Really??

                    Never say never.

                    What if say.... You met Sacrlett Johansson and she want to have sex with you right on the spot. Then she said let's get in that dumpster and get dirty (literally). You wouldn't get down???

                    Cause I sure would!!
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                    • Cusefan
                      Earlwolfx on XBL
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 9820

                      #11
                      Re: Couple robbed while having sex in dumpster

                      I would pork a girl in a Cardboard dumpster

                      So many reasons NOT to have sex in a dumpster, I would've put the potential for getting robbed pretty far down.
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                      • J0nnD0ugh
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 16602

                        #12
                        Re: Couple robbed while having sex in dumpster

                        Oy vey.
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                        • TarHeelMan
                          Th* H*mb*rg*r P*mp
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 7853

                          #13
                          Re: Couple robbed while having sex in dumpster

                          I just wanna know what the conversation was that led up to the decision to get down in the dumpster in the first place. "Dang, baby, I'm feeling kinda freaky. What do you say I make sweet love to you amongst the germs and vermin and bacteria?"

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                          • slickdtc
                            Grayscale
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 17125

                            #14
                            Re: Couple robbed while having sex in dumpster

                            So let me get this straight: they were doing the dirty in the dirty and got done dirty by a man as old as dirt.
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                            • deaduck
                              MVP
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 2389

                              #15
                              Re: Couple robbed while having sex in dumpster

                              Originally posted by jeremym480
                              Really??

                              Never say never.

                              What if say.... You met Sacrlett Johansson and she want to have sex with you right on the spot. Then she said let's get in that dumpster and get dirty (literally). You wouldn't get down???

                              Cause I sure would!!
                              Man, I love me some Scarlett but I'm gonna say I'd do my best to convince her to just go BEHIND the dumpster.

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