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  • StacyHeartsMiami
    Rookie
    • Oct 2009
    • 60

    #1

    Quick Rant, Learn Something Boys!!

    Though of course it no longer suprises me or offends me, it still utterly bamboozels me that guys believe that simply telling a girl she's so hott is enough to get in her pants. Or worse yet, "Ey mama you look so fine" ...Im not your mother.. issues. Or "hey you wanna get outa here?".... Um why would I wanna leave with you when all I know about you is obviously you dont caare to remain in the establiishment youre currently in?

    Guys, guys, GUYS! Here's the advice: girls do not wanna hear the same thing you would want a girl to come up and say to you. Helpful rule of thumb: saay things thaat u would be embarrased to say around youre guy friends. Such as complementing me on my attire or hair, not my arse or ta ta's. Also beeeee funny. Not loud, D-bag funny. Everyone has an unfabricated sense of humor, use it!

    Now believe me I fully understand that there are girls out there who have zero self respect and wont make you work hard, but you better not fall for those girls cuz trust me they aren't falling for you. But if you read my book and follow my steps to success lol you can get girls who are A) much better looking...especially after the make up comes off the next day B) girls that are a bit cleaner .. you can brag to your bro without him saying " ya i nailed thaat a few weeks ago, niiice!" and C) girls you might just wanna bring home to mom.

    Floor's open for questions lol. "Pros" help me out feel free to share your tips. Maybe we should make this a sticky lol jk
  • BatsareBugs
    LVP
    • Feb 2003
    • 12553

    #2
    Re: Quick Rant, Learn Something Boys!!

    WHHAAAA????

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    • BlueNGold
      Hall Of Fame
      • Aug 2009
      • 21817

      #3
      Re: Quick Rant, Learn Something Boys!!

      Originally posted by Rag3vsW0rld
      WHHAAAA????



      I think OS is about to explode. I can picture half the guys on here going "Wha? A girl? "

      Good advice, OP.
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      • Psyblast
        2023 National Champions
        • Jun 2003
        • 42582

        #4
        Re: Quick Rant, Learn Something Boys!!

        This won't end well.....















        Oh, I don't really have anything to contribute to the thread, I'm just posting so it subscribes me to the thread so I can keep an eye on it in case you rubes go insane.

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        • 500bloc
          MVP
          • May 2003
          • 1279

          #5
          Re: Quick Rant, Learn Something Boys!!

          I want to contribute, but the last time I did in a thread similar to this, I recieved an infraction.



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          • ProjectRipCity
            Banned
            • Aug 2008
            • 2395

            #6
            Re: Quick Rant, Learn Something Boys!!

            Girls are more predictable than guys. So you should be asking us the questions. It's obvious that good girls like to be treated right...And hos like to be treated dirty. I am pretty sure I know more about your sex than you do.

            Girls are emotional wrecks...No matter what kind of girl it is.

            Men hide emotions...So you cannot really tell what we are thinking.

            As guys we know when a girl is mad, but we never ask about it because we do not want unwanted drama...So in mental reaction you think the guys do not care...When they could or could not.

            Girls are as easy to get as 4th grade math. That was just 1 simple example. If you would like you can ask me a question and I could answer it simply and honestly.

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            • Buckeyes_Doc
              In Dalton I Trust
              • Jan 2009
              • 11918

              #7
              Re: Quick Rant, Learn Something Boys!!

              Hey thanks for the tips you seem cool.
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              • bsb13
                Banned
                • Mar 2005
                • 3439

                #8
                Re: Quick Rant, Learn Something Boys!!

                The OP is probably really some some fat, hairy, 40 year old dude with mustard stains all of over his T-shirt.

                I would think that most of the stuff he/she said is pretty much common knowledge. Your gonna always have those few knuckleheads out there though that are completely oblivious to these things.

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                • bsb13
                  Banned
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 3439

                  #9
                  Re: Quick Rant, Learn Something Boys!!

                  Originally posted by Rag3vsW0rld
                  WHHAAAA????

                  I gotta admit, I laughed pretty hard at that.

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                  • StacyHeartsMiami
                    Rookie
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 60

                    #10
                    Re: Quick Rant, Learn Something Boys!!

                    Originally posted by Psyblast
                    This won't end well.....
                    I really hope thats not the case. I don't particularly want my first non-Madden or 2K thread closed

                    Originally posted by ProjectRipCity
                    Girls are more predictable than guys. So you should be asking us the questions. It's obvious that good girls like to be treated right...And hos like to be treated dirty. I am pretty sure I know more about your sex than you do.

                    Girls are emotional wrecks...No matter what kind of girl it is.

                    Men hide emotions...So you cannot really tell what we are thinking.

                    As guys we know when a girl is mad, but we never ask about it because we do not want unwanted drama...So in mental reaction you think the guys do not care...When they could or could not.

                    Girls are as easy to get as 4th grade math. That was just 1 simple example. If you would like you can ask me a question and I could answer it simply and honestly.
                    I'm essentially just talking about pick up lines here lol, what you talked about, though all very true in some cases, is a whoooole nother thing. I'd say 91% of both sexes are grossly predictable. Some good points though. Trust me it's soooo not obvious lol. And I believe girls are much more complicated than guys, if we're 4th grade math, it's because most guys got held back in the 2nd grade lol

                    Originally posted by lilbently
                    Hey thanks for the tips you seem cool.
                    Tank you very much

                    Originally posted by bsb13
                    The OP is probably really some some fat, hairy, 40 year old dude with mustard stains all of over his T-shirt.

                    I would think that most of the stuff he/she said is pretty much common knowledge. Your gonna always have those few knuckleheads out there though that are completely oblivious to these things.
                    Yeah because why would a girl ever like NBA 2K and Madden enough to go on a forum? :rollseyes:

                    ..and you wish it were only a few lol

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                    • bsb13
                      Banned
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 3439

                      #11
                      Re: Quick Rant, Learn Something Boys!!

                      Originally posted by StacyHeartsMiami

                      ..and you wish it were only a few lol
                      No, you wish it were only a few...I dont date guys so I couldnt careless how they act lol. I'm just teasing you though, I'm pretty sure your a girl but it is the internet after all.

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                      • Buckeyes_Doc
                        In Dalton I Trust
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 11918

                        #12
                        Re: Quick Rant, Learn Something Boys!!

                        Originally posted by StacyHeartsMiami
                        I really hope thats not the case. I don't particularly want my first non-Madden or 2K thread closed



                        I'm essentially just talking about pick up lines here lol, what you talked about, though all very true in some cases, is a whoooole nother thing. I'd say 91% of both sexes are grossly predictable. Some good points though. Trust me it's soooo not obvious lol. And I believe girls are much more complicated than guys, if we're 4th grade math, it's because most guys got held back in the 2nd grade lol



                        Tank you very much



                        Yeah because why would a girl ever like NBA 2K and Madden enough to go on a forum? :rollseyes:

                        ..and you wish it were only a few lol

                        No problem you got any pics?
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                        • countryboy
                          Growing pains
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 52708

                          #13
                          Re: Quick Rant, Learn Something Boys!!

                          Originally posted by lilbently
                          No problem you got any pics?
                          and it begins.....LOL
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                          • jeremym480
                            Speak it into existence
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 18198

                            #14
                            Re: Quick Rant, Learn Something Boys!!

                            I'm pretty sure if you mix guys and booze then that pretty much how 85% of all guys are going to act. It's been that wht since the beginning of time. So, I suggest you a) get used to it or b) find new places to hang out.

                            Plus, if guys are coming on here for dating advice they really need to take a long look in the mirror, cause there really could be something wrong with them.
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                            • Psyblast
                              2023 National Champions
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 42582

                              #15
                              Re: Quick Rant, Learn Something Boys!!

                              Originally posted by lilbently
                              No problem you got any pics?



                              Smooth.

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