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  • bjf1377
    Lurker
    • Jul 2002
    • 6620

    #1

    Burrito apparently = deadly weapon



    HERNANDO BEACH, FL -- Hernando County Sheriff's deputies have arrested a South Carolina teen on a charge of throwing a deadly missile at a moving vehicle. That missile was a burrito, deputies said.

    According to a police report, John Addie was driving his Honda when he noticed someone lean out of an approaching white Dodge and throw something. The next thing Addie knew his front windshield was cracked and he was covered in refried beans.
  • J0nnD0ugh
    Hall Of Fame
    • Feb 2003
    • 16602

    #2
    Re: Burrito apparently = deadly weapon

    People can find some stupid ways to get a record.
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    • Gibbz
      All Star
      • Aug 2005
      • 8240

      #3
      Re: Burrito apparently = deadly weapon

      "The man who loved the motorcycle! The motorcycle on the bridge, I hit him with a burrito!"

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      • Marino
        Moderator
        • Jan 2008
        • 18113

        #4
        Re: Burrito apparently = deadly weapon

        Burrito's are often deadly for me about 30 minutes after eating them.

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        • snepp
          We'll waste him too.
          • Apr 2003
          • 10007

          #5
          Re: Burrito apparently = deadly weapon

          Originally posted by Marino
          Burrito's are often deadly for me about 30 minutes after eating them.

          Not to mention for those around you.
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          • ~LiverpoolRed~
            YNWA
            • Dec 2008
            • 10755

            #6
            Re: Burrito apparently = deadly weapon

            Originally posted by ABrooks111
            "The man who loved the motorcycle! The motorcycle on the bridge, I hit him with a burrito!"

            "Did you just throw a burrito out your window?"

            "I believe I did."

            "Are you high or something? Did you see what happened?"

            "I did. That was a terrific spill. That's quite a raspberry."

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            • slickdtc
              Grayscale
              • Aug 2004
              • 17125

              #7
              Re: Burrito apparently = deadly weapon

              Hahahaha they called it a deadly missile
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              And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?

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              • mgoblue
                Go Wings!
                • Jul 2002
                • 25477

                #8
                Re: Burrito apparently = deadly weapon

                Originally posted by slickdtc
                Hahahaha they called it a deadly missile
                That is funny, but I can imagine if I was driving and my entire windshield got blocked by burrito it'd be pretty dangerous and I could possibly get in an accident (depending on how busy the road was)
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