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    Banned
    • Mar 2006
    • 20857

    #1

    Golfer loses arm in gator attack

    http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4545614

    WTF!?

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  • Trevytrev11
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    • Nov 2006
    • 3259

    #2
    Re: Golfer loses arm in gator attack

    Damn Alligator better watch out for Happy Gilmore.

    There are some gators at some of the courses out here. I've seen them around, but never hit a ball near them.

    Kinda sucks for the gator...gets killed for doing what he naturally does.
    Last edited by Trevytrev11; 10-17-2009, 08:50 PM.

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    • ChubbyBanana
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      • Oct 2003
      • 7071

      #3
      Re: Golfer loses arm in gator attack

      I just find it funny that the poster "Dislimb" started this thread.
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      • cubsfan203
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        • Jun 2004
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        #4
        Re: Golfer loses arm in gator attack

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        • Cusefan
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          • Oct 2003
          • 9820

          #5
          Re: Golfer loses arm in gator attack

          Now that he got his arm Bitten off, I wonder what his Handicap will be

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          • P2K
            Banned
            • Aug 2006
            • 8845

            #6
            Re: Golfer loses arm in gator attack

            This thread is just...between the Happy Gilmore similarity and, like CB pointed out, the huge coincidence of the OP's name...just...wow.

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            • 55
              Banned
              • Mar 2006
              • 20857

              #7
              Re: Golfer loses arm in gator attack

              Originally posted by ChubbyBanana
              I just find it funny that the poster "Dislimb" started this thread.
              You can change the title to "Golfer gets DISLIMBED in gator attack" if you'd like.

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              • Aces15
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                • Jul 2008
                • 877

                #8
                Re: Golfer loses arm in gator attack

                First thing I thought of was Happy Gilmore...

                Man I love that movie

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                • Altimus
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                  • Nov 2004
                  • 27283

                  #9
                  Re: Golfer loses arm in gator attack

                  How do you not see a 10 foot alligator nearby?

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                  • Cusefan
                    Earlwolfx on XBL
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 9820

                    #10
                    Re: Golfer loses arm in gator attack

                    Originally posted by Altimus
                    How do you not see a 10 foot alligator nearby?
                    They are ambush predators, and it was a older guy.
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                    • BurghFan
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                      • Jul 2009
                      • 10042

                      #11
                      Re: Golfer loses arm in gator attack

                      Originally posted by ChubbyBanana
                      I just find it funny that the poster "Dislimb" started this thread.
                      Yeah, that is pretty ironic.

                      Originally posted by Altimus
                      How do you not see a 10 foot alligator nearby?
                      Like someone else said, they are ambush predators. They lay perfectly still on the bottom of whatever body of water they are in then as soon as they detect something entering the water within their reach, they can strike with amazing quickness.

                      I wonder if signs were posted that gators might be inhabiting the waterways. You'd think there would be some sorts of precautions taken since if you have gators inhabiting waterways on a gof course, this kind of thing seems almost inevitable.
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                      • justplayin
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                        • Oct 2009
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                        #12
                        Re: Golfer loses arm in gator attack

                        OUCH!! man, that really sucks!
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                        • BunnyHardaway
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                          • Nov 2004
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                          #13
                          Re: Golfer loses arm in gator attack

                          Originally posted by cubsfan203
                          ??
                          First thing I thought of when I saw this thread.

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                          • mgoblue
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                            • Jul 2002
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                            #14
                            Re: Golfer loses arm in gator attack

                            Originally posted by JJLinn
                            First thing I thought of when I saw this thread.
                            Me too, I came here for the Happy Gilmore reference and wasn't disappointed.
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                            • Pokes
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                              • Jul 2002
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                              #15
                              Re: Golfer loses arm in gator attack

                              My first thought was Urban Meyer had sent some people to take care of Spurrier.
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