Re: Valentine's Day... should we men expect anything?
My man writes this every year and posts it on FB
My man writes this every year and posts it on FB
Do this erry year......this year is no different....
Speaking to the fellas right now.....bet you ain't know we are the greatest things on EARTH right now did ya?
Lemme explain.......
We're rapidly approching one of the strangest holidays on the american calender......Valentines Day.
NO CHICK WANTS TO BE ALONE ON VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!
I don't care HOW tough they TALK......come Feb. 14th ALLL of them want the same thing.....to feel "wanted".
NOW FOR THE TWIST......
In the days/weeks leading up to it....you can pretty much do/say WHATEVER you want. It'll go down as LAW. Why? Because YOU are the man and hold the key to if slim is gon be solo or not. Hear me now....THEY WILL JUMP THROUGH FLAMING HOOPS TO AVOID BEING SOLO ON VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!
They see their coworkers getting flowers and ****.....THEY WANNA BE THAT BROAD!!!!!! to NOT be that broad.....KILLS THEM. Like....I'm sure if they did a survey of the life expectancy of females that spent V-Day SOLO....versus those that were bunned....the solo chicks die quicker. Kills em little by little erry year.
EMBRACE YOUR ROLES AS GATEKEEPER!!!!!!
Make lil slight requests......suggest youngin pop off EXTRA freaky.....then in the same breath just slickly slide in the fact that valentines day is coming up.
Watch the Magic Happen.
and here's the BEAUTY of it all......NOTHING I can say will supercede their internal desire to be wanted. It's like telling rain not to fall.....fire not to be hot.....water to not be wet. **** ain't happening. their desire to be DESIRED is far stronger than ANY keystrokes on ANY website could ever be.
Loaf if you want....it's joints out here RIGHT NOW just WAITING on their night in shining armor....for 2 weeks.
GET YOURS
Speaking to the fellas right now.....bet you ain't know we are the greatest things on EARTH right now did ya?
Lemme explain.......
We're rapidly approching one of the strangest holidays on the american calender......Valentines Day.
NO CHICK WANTS TO BE ALONE ON VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!
I don't care HOW tough they TALK......come Feb. 14th ALLL of them want the same thing.....to feel "wanted".
NOW FOR THE TWIST......
In the days/weeks leading up to it....you can pretty much do/say WHATEVER you want. It'll go down as LAW. Why? Because YOU are the man and hold the key to if slim is gon be solo or not. Hear me now....THEY WILL JUMP THROUGH FLAMING HOOPS TO AVOID BEING SOLO ON VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!
They see their coworkers getting flowers and ****.....THEY WANNA BE THAT BROAD!!!!!! to NOT be that broad.....KILLS THEM. Like....I'm sure if they did a survey of the life expectancy of females that spent V-Day SOLO....versus those that were bunned....the solo chicks die quicker. Kills em little by little erry year.
EMBRACE YOUR ROLES AS GATEKEEPER!!!!!!
Make lil slight requests......suggest youngin pop off EXTRA freaky.....then in the same breath just slickly slide in the fact that valentines day is coming up.
Watch the Magic Happen.
and here's the BEAUTY of it all......NOTHING I can say will supercede their internal desire to be wanted. It's like telling rain not to fall.....fire not to be hot.....water to not be wet. **** ain't happening. their desire to be DESIRED is far stronger than ANY keystrokes on ANY website could ever be.
Loaf if you want....it's joints out here RIGHT NOW just WAITING on their night in shining armor....for 2 weeks.
GET YOURS
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