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  • SPTO
    binging
    • Feb 2003
    • 68046

    #16
    Re: The Official "The guy calling my game just said something stupid" thread!

    Well if you want an old school one for now here's a dandy:

    Week 2 1984 Washington Redskins @ San Fran 49ers MNF

    Joe Theismann is sitting on the bench waiting to get on the field as Niners have the ball and the camera points to him

    Frank Gifford: (paraphrasing) And there's Joe Montana blah blah blah

    (pregnant pause)

    OJ and Don Meredith: Uh, that's Joe Theismann

    Gifford: Oh yes, Joe Theismann....(continues to call the game)
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    • WazzuRC
      Go Cougs!
      • Dec 2002
      • 5617

      #17
      Re: The Official "The guy calling my game just said something stupid" thread!

      The worst I've ever heard is when a former Mariners color commentator named Ron Fairley had to take over for Dave Niehaus for an entire game and call the thing by himself. Edgar Martinez fouled a pitch off while a plastic bag was floating along the grass in left center. I still remember Fairley saying:

      "And Edgar lines a shot into left center! That's going to be a couple bases! Oh wait, I guess he fouled it off. There's a small white object in left center, my mistake."

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      • DC
        Hall Of Fame
        • Oct 2002
        • 17996

        #18
        Re: The Official "The guy calling my game just said something stupid" thread!

        I really miss Emmitt
        Concrete evidence/videos please

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        • therizing02
          MVP
          • Apr 2003
          • 4176

          #19
          Re: The Official "The guy calling my game just said something stupid" thread!

          Being a really big horse racing fan, this past weekend was huge with two days of Breeder's Cup races at Santa Anita.

          ESPN was anchored both days by Joe Tessitore.

          During the post parade for the Ladies Classic he referred to Cocoa Beach as "Cocoa Bitch". Lmao! I rewound it to see if I was hearing things. Nope.

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          • therizing02
            MVP
            • Apr 2003
            • 4176

            #20
            Re: The Official "The guy calling my game just said something stupid" thread!

            Another classic was Herb Score (RIP). Long time Indians radio broadcaster.

            BAck in 94 the Tribe and the White Sox were tied late in the game. Alex Fernandez fielded a bunt and threw it down the RF line allowing the eventual winning run to score.

            While describing the replay he called Alex Fernandez, Sid Fenandez four times!!

            I think Harry Caray should get his own thread.

            Harry: Hey Steeeve, check out that couple behind the plate....he kisses her on the strikes and she kisses him on the balls...can't be fun at the old ball park....

            The Cubs rally to tie the Expos in the 9th. First pitch in the top of the 10th.

            Harry: There's a drive....deep right filed....ahhhhh....criminy!

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            • LingeringRegime
              Hall Of Fame
              • Jun 2007
              • 17089

              #21
              Re: The Official "The guy calling my game just said something stupid" thread!

              Steve Martin (Charlotte Bobcats Play-by-Play) has got to be one of the most boring/irritating announcers. He will immediately let you know who has a "double double." He must use that phrase at least 5-10 times a game, every game. And he always laughs at his own pitiful attempts at humor.

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              • Sandman42
                Hall Of Fame
                • Aug 2004
                • 15186

                #22
                Re: The Official "The guy calling my game just said something stupid" thread!

                Anything that comes out of Chip Caray's mouth. Most notably his "Line drive base...caught!" call in the Twins/Tigers one game playoff.

                Also this is hilarious: http://twitter.com/FakeTimMcCarver
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                • agte
                  Pro
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 811

                  #23
                  Re: The Official "The guy calling my game just said something stupid" thread!

                  the color man for the Ohio/Buffalo football game last night couldn't figure out why Ohio (I think it was Ohio, don't remember) was called for intentional grounding.

                  "They blew that call, he was way outside the tackle box" or something to that effect.

                  the ball landed about 10 yards short of the line of scrimmage, so it was the right call

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                  • Blzer
                    Resident film pundit
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 42515

                    #24
                    Re: The Official "The guy calling my game just said something stupid" thread!

                    I remember a few years ago nearing the end of the NFL season, there was an MNF pre-game show and one of the analysts was saying something like: "Team X better watch out for Team Y at the final stretch of the season. You know in your car mirror how it says 'objects are farther than they appear'? That's exactly what it's like here."

                    Then another analyst butts in and says: "First of all, that would be a counter to your argument, and second of all it's 'objects are closer than they appear'."

                    It was just funny is all.
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                    • VDusen04
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 13025

                      #25
                      Re: The Official "The guy calling my game just said something stupid" thread!

                      I was watching game one of the Pistons/Raptors 2002 playoff series and TNT's Bob Neal was pretty bad, misinterpreting the end the third quarter as a foul and a time-out.

                      Then I got to thinking, and he may have been the same announcer during 1996's All-Star Weekend (if not Dick Stockton) who kept referring to Brent Barry as anything but Brent, at one point exclaiming ". . .And another great dunk turned in by Rick, er Jon, er Drew Barry."

                      Edit: And the post below reminds me of a game from the 2003 playoffs (Pistons/76ers) when the power went out at the Palace for 15 minutes. I'm supposing the announcers were being warned by producers to keep the conversation rolling, because Rick Mahorn arbitrarily declared, "Well, I guess it's time to give some shout outs" and then proceeded to name everyone in his immediate and extended family in methodical, one-by-one fashion.
                      Last edited by VDusen04; 11-14-2009, 01:06 AM.

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                      • Bellsprout
                        Hard Times.
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 25652

                        #26
                        Re: The Official "The guy calling my game just said something stupid" thread!

                        Listening to these MLS announcers try to determine who's getting the better advantage out of the match being delayed because the lights are out is pretty entertaining.

                        Frankly, I don't see how this is an advantage for anybody. Lol.
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                        • BlueNGold
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 21817

                          #27
                          Re: The Official "The guy calling my game just said something stupid" thread!

                          I can't watch any Toronto Raptors games this season as long as they have Matt Devlin as their play by play guy. He doesn't really say anything stupid, it's just every time the Raps put up a shot he has to raise his voice in the most irritating way. Even if Chris Bosh goes up to grab a board in the 1st quarter he does it. ****ing pisses me off so much.

                          Something I found funny yesterday during the Hawks/Celtics game was that Hubie Brown was so intent on calling Zaza Pachulia "Pachula". Even after he heard Mike Breen say "Pachulia" all throughout the game he was still calling him "Pachula".
                          Originally posted by bradtxmale
                          I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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                          • SPTO
                            binging
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 68046

                            #28
                            Re: The Official "The guy calling my game just said something stupid" thread!

                            Originally posted by BlueNGold
                            I can't watch any Toronto Raptors games this season as long as they have Matt Devlin as their play by play guy. He doesn't really say anything stupid, it's just every time the Raps put up a shot he has to raise his voice in the most irritating way. Even if Chris Bosh goes up to grab a board in the 1st quarter he does it. ****ing pisses me off so much.
                            Devlin is just boring and bland. I'd almost take Paul Jones over him. At least he can carry an interesting conversation and gets excited at the right times.
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                            • BlueNGold
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 21817

                              #29
                              Re: The Official "The guy calling my game just said something stupid" thread!

                              Originally posted by SPTO
                              Devlin is just boring and bland. I'd almost take Paul Jones over him. At least he can carry an interesting conversation and gets excited at the right times.
                              I miss Chuck Swirsky and the salami and cheese.
                              Originally posted by bradtxmale
                              I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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                              • pfunk880
                                MVP
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 4452

                                #30
                                Re: The Official "The guy calling my game just said something stupid" thread!

                                I was watching the Wisconsin basketball game last night, and the commentator had this to say: "Speed is a lot like nuclear energy - if you don't control it, it can blow up and kill you."

                                Where the heck did he pull that analogy from?
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