Food Used As Weaponry Part IV

[Unoriginal Name]

It's been quite awhile since we've had a Food Used As Weaponry thread so to recap at the beginning it was sandwiches being used as weapons:

http://www.operationsports.com/forum...irlfriend.html
http://www.operationsports.com/forum...y-part-ii.html
http://www.operationsports.com/forum...-part-iii.html

Now somebody is trying to revive the long lost tradition of using raw meat to assault someone:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34358268/ns/us_news-weird_news/?GT1=43001

I hope he learned his lesson...when someone offers you bread don't insult the person by asking for a roll instead. The nerve of the guy!!!

[fishepa]

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I once threw a mini marshmallow at my sister-in-law and it hit her in the temple and left a red welt for a couple of days. It was awesome...

[rspencer86]

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I once threw a mini marshmallow at my sister-in-law and it hit her in the temple and left a red welt for a couple of days. It was awesome...

This just struck me as hilarious for whatever reason. My coworkers probably think I'm losing it, me busting out in laughter when everything else around is dead silent.

[SqueakyD]

Re: Food Used As Weaponry Part IV

I once threw a mini marshmallow at my sister-in-law and it hit her in the temple and left a red welt for a couple of days. It was awesome...

This just struck me as hilarious for whatever reason. My coworkers probably think I'm losing it, me busting out in laughter when everything else around is dead silent.

The "it was awesome" made me imagine that the Kevin Malone character from The Office was telling the story.

[rspencer86]

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The "it was awesome" made me imagine that the Kevin Malone character from The Office was telling the story.

LOL, I can hear it in my head.

[jnofx]

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Anybody else catch the part about the charge being "assault of a disabled adult"? This woman beat a disabled man with a raw steak, so "he would learn". This is golden.

[SqueakyD]

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I also noticed that three of the four incidents in the Food Used As Weaponry series have occurred in Florida.