Food Used As Weaponry Part IV

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  • Unoriginal Name
    Pro
    • Mar 2005
    • 608

    #1

    Food Used As Weaponry Part IV

    It's been quite awhile since we've had a Food Used As Weaponry thread so to recap at the beginning it was sandwiches being used as weapons:

    http://www.operationsports.com/forum...irlfriend.html
    http://www.operationsports.com/forum...y-part-ii.html
    http://www.operationsports.com/forum...-part-iii.html

    Now somebody is trying to revive the long lost tradition of using raw meat to assault someone:



    I hope he learned his lesson...when someone offers you bread don't insult the person by asking for a roll instead. The nerve of the guy!!!
  • fishepa
    I'm Ron F'n Swanson!
    • Feb 2003
    • 18989

    #2
    Re: Food Used As Weaponry Part IV

    I once threw a mini marshmallow at my sister-in-law and it hit her in the temple and left a red welt for a couple of days. It was awesome...

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    • rspencer86
      MIB Crew
      • Sep 2004
      • 8806

      #3
      Re: Food Used As Weaponry Part IV

      Originally posted by fishepa
      I once threw a mini marshmallow at my sister-in-law and it hit her in the temple and left a red welt for a couple of days. It was awesome...


      This just struck me as hilarious for whatever reason. My coworkers probably think I'm losing it, me busting out in laughter when everything else around is dead silent.
      Ryan Spencer

      University of Missouri '09
      Twitter: @RyanASpencer

      Royals / Chiefs / Kings / Mizzou / Sporting KC


      PSN: MizzouTigerrr
      XBox: MizzouRhino

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      • SqueakyD
        MVP
        • May 2003
        • 2015

        #4
        Re: Food Used As Weaponry Part IV

        Originally posted by fishepa
        I once threw a mini marshmallow at my sister-in-law and it hit her in the temple and left a red welt for a couple of days. It was awesome...
        Originally posted by rspencer86


        This just struck me as hilarious for whatever reason. My coworkers probably think I'm losing it, me busting out in laughter when everything else around is dead silent.
        The "it was awesome" made me imagine that the Kevin Malone character from The Office was telling the story.

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        • rspencer86
          MIB Crew
          • Sep 2004
          • 8806

          #5
          Re: Food Used As Weaponry Part IV

          Originally posted by SqueakyD
          The "it was awesome" made me imagine that the Kevin Malone character from The Office was telling the story.
          LOL, I can hear it in my head.
          Ryan Spencer

          University of Missouri '09
          Twitter: @RyanASpencer

          Royals / Chiefs / Kings / Mizzou / Sporting KC


          PSN: MizzouTigerrr
          XBox: MizzouRhino

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          • jnofx
            My Head Hurts
            • Apr 2009
            • 975

            #6
            Re: Food Used As Weaponry Part IV

            Anybody else catch the part about the charge being "assault of a disabled adult"? This woman beat a disabled man with a raw steak, so "he would learn". This is golden.

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            • SqueakyD
              MVP
              • May 2003
              • 2015

              #7
              Re: Food Used As Weaponry Part IV

              I also noticed that three of the four incidents in the Food Used As Weaponry series have occurred in Florida.

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