A poem... by me. True story 30 min. ago

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  • ryan36
    7 dirty words...
    • Feb 2003
    • 10139

    #1

    A poem... by me. True story 30 min. ago

    I've had this cough for better than a week
    any remedy I continue to seek
    and although it doesn't seem smart or right ,
    I had ten cough drops before bed last night.

    A while ago , my tummy felt like a rock tumbler
    I knew I was fixin' to let out a gaseous rumbler;
    And while this is not for the faint-hearted,
    I was surprised to discover
    that I had just sharted.

    ...seriously at work. I'd go to the doctor but my other co-workers are out sick too lol.
    I'd be embarassed but nobody's here to embarass me, so I figured "why not OS"
  • Sausage
    MVP
    • Feb 2003
    • 3905

    #2
    Re: A poem... by me. True story 30 min. ago

    Sharts are the worst, especially after a sneeze or heavy cough. Oh, the embarrasing memories of "The Shart Monster".

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    • mattlanta
      MVP
      • Aug 2008
      • 2384

      #3
      Re: A poem... by me. True story 30 min. ago

      I have an assignment due next class regarding poetry... hmm...

      But then again, it's wrong...

      ...but then again, it's not copywritten... so...

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      • SqueakyD
        MVP
        • May 2003
        • 2015

        #4
        Re: A poem... by me. True story 30 min. ago

        hope you get well, all for the better
        you can cheer up, reading this quick OS letter

        Coughing and aches are just really lame
        you should stay home and play a sports game...
        or sleep in some more, at home or at work
        whoever tells you not to is really a jerk.

        although I'm not here to make some amends
        but may I offer you a pair of Depends?

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        • ryan36
          7 dirty words...
          • Feb 2003
          • 10139

          #5
          Re: A poem... by me. True story 30 min. ago

          LOL you have my permission matt...may wanna fix some of the meter though. It was hastily written between wipes

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          • ryan36
            7 dirty words...
            • Feb 2003
            • 10139

            #6
            Re: A poem... by me. True story 30 min. ago

            Originally posted by SqueakyD
            hope you get well, all for the better
            you can cheer up, reading this quick OS letter

            Coughing and aches are just really lame
            you should stay home and play a sports game...
            or sleep in some more, at home or at work
            whoever tells you not to is really a jerk.

            although I'm not here to make some amends
            but may I offer you a pair of Depends?
            LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Awesome

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            • mattlanta
              MVP
              • Aug 2008
              • 2384

              #7
              Re: A poem... by me. True story 30 min. ago

              Originally posted by pitchingcoach36
              LOL you have my permission matt...may wanna fix some of the meter though. It was hastily written between wipes
              Haha, I was just kidding... I don't really have that assignment. I wish I did though... nice poem.

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