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  • SqueakyD
    MVP
    • May 2003
    • 2015

    #1

    Man reports burglary, but...

    Man reports possible burglary, but it's just his wife baking cookies





    A Brighton Township man was surprised when police discovered the burglar he reported in his home early today was actually his wife.

    The man called the Brighton post of the Michigan State Police at 7 a.m. today to report he was in bed with his wife and heard noises downstairs in their home in the 8400 block of Hyne Road.

    Two State Police officers walked up to the home and saw a woman in the kitchen – baking cookies. The officers called back the man, who realized his wife was not in bed.
    Police did not report whether the officers left with a snack.
  • Phobia
    Hall Of Fame
    • Jan 2008
    • 11623

    #2
    Re: Man reports burglary, but...

    Originally posted by SqueakyD
    Man reports possible burglary, but it's just his wife baking cookies



    How does this make the news???? They have thousands of these kind of calls all the time.

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    • stewaat

      #3
      Re: Man reports burglary, but...

      It could be worse...an elderly lady could've called the cops claiming that her nurses were trying to kill her. Oh and don't forget they were trying to kill her two years ago but she just remembered the other day so she wants a police report on the attempted murder.

      Yup, it happened

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      • BurghFan
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        • Jul 2009
        • 10042

        #4
        Re: Man reports burglary, but...

        LOL

        When I read the title, I thought it was going to be another one of those dumb criminal stories where some idiot calls to report a burglary in which his drugs or something was stolen. I've heard of a few of those over the years.
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        • Scottdau
          Banned
          • Feb 2003
          • 32580

          #5
          Re: Man reports burglary, but...

          Originally posted by stewaat
          It could be worse...an elderly lady could've called the cops claiming that her nurses were trying to kill her. Oh and don't forget they were trying to kill her two years ago but she just remembered the other day so she wants a police report on the attempted murder.

          Yup, it happened
          That happens a lot with dementia.

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          • mkharsh33
            Hall Of Fame
            • Nov 2006
            • 12768

            #6
            Re: Man reports burglary, but...

            worse yet, the wife could have been baking cookies but the lady in bed with him was not his wife...
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            • Rexis
              Y.N.W.A
              • Jun 2009
              • 2504

              #7
              Re: Man reports burglary, but...

              Originally posted by mkharsh33
              worse yet, the wife could have been baking cookies but the lady in bed with him was not his wife...
              HAHAHAHA
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              • deaduck
                MVP
                • Mar 2009
                • 2389

                #8
                Re: Man reports burglary, but...

                Isn't this a Hardee's fresh made biscuits commercial?

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                • countryboy
                  Growing pains
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 52708

                  #9
                  Re: Man reports burglary, but...

                  well apparently...this wife has never baked cookies for her husband before.
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                  • countryboy
                    Growing pains
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 52708

                    #10
                    Re: Man reports burglary, but...

                    Originally posted by mkharsh33
                    worse yet, the wife could have been baking cookies but the lady in bed with him was not his wife...
                    I can't shave with my eyes closed, meaning each day I have to look at myself in the mirror and respect who I see.

                    I miss the old days of Operation Sports :(


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