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  • WTF
    MVP
    • Aug 2002
    • 20274

    #16
    Re: Need something to spice up your sex life? Pre-order it today!

    Originally posted by Kearnzo
    LMAO at one of the replies: "In these hard times, I'll probably have to wait and buy a used one."

    Anyways, WTF?!
    That would be an all new low...
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    • DickDalewood

      #17
      Re: Need something to spice up your sex life? Pre-order it today!

      That is... creepy.

      Nerd's everywhere can rejoice.

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      • WTF
        MVP
        • Aug 2002
        • 20274

        #18
        Re: Need something to spice up your sex life? Pre-order it today!

        There is probally a downside to this in which every 28 days you have to break out an iPad
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        • WWF80sKid
          All Star
          • Nov 2008
          • 7095

          #19
          Re: Need something to spice up your sex life? Pre-order it today!

          The other thing is, she looks like she's dead, or in a coma. So that's just weird.

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          • countryboy
            Growing pains
            • Sep 2003
            • 52769

            #20
            Re: Need something to spice up your sex life? Pre-order it today!

            can't wait for the first lawsuit to come about from the first ******* that tries to get freaky in the shower with Roxxxy.
            I can't shave with my eyes closed, meaning each day I have to look at myself in the mirror and respect who I see.

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            • Brandwin
              Hall Of Fame
              • Jul 2002
              • 30621

              #21
              Re: Need something to spice up your sex life? Pre-order it today!

              Originally posted by jetercanoturn2
              I can just imagine the conversations. Nerdy guy: "So yeah I almost got Roxxy to orgasm last night, but her battery ran out. Nerdy Friend: Epic Fail dude.
              Originally posted by Kearnzo
              LMAO at one of the replies: "In these hard times, I'll probably have to wait and buy a used one."

              Anyways, WTF?!
              ROFL!

              I had to read this part more than once as I thought it cook said something else.

              "She doesn't vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else"

              I was like, she doesn't suck?

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              • Blzer
                Resident film pundit
                • Mar 2004
                • 42520

                #22
                Re: Need something to spice up your sex life? Pre-order it today!

                What size cup is she?



                I mean... that's nasty.


                While the iPad looks better, at least this one has a few input slots. I don't think USB is one of them though.
                Last edited by Blzer; 02-02-2010, 11:57 AM.
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                • GAMEC0CK2002
                  Stayin Alive
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 10384

                  #23
                  Re: Need something to spice up your sex life? Pre-order it today!

                  Sad. Me thinks you could get the real thing if you have $7000 at your disposal.

                  If you get one before April, can you file your taxes as being "married" ?

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                  • Buckeyes_Doc
                    In Dalton I Trust
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 11918

                    #24
                    Re: Need something to spice up your sex life? Pre-order it today!

                    $7,000 for an ugly crack whore robot? No thanks.

                    Give me a 10 and I might consider it.
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                    • Watson
                      Burrow Club
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 27013

                      #25
                      Re: Need something to spice up your sex life? Pre-order it today!

                      I thought a fleshlight was bad.

                      Also, Over/Under on the number of nerds who will call theirs "Boxxy"?
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                      • Cusefan
                        Earlwolfx on XBL
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 9820

                        #26
                        Re: Need something to spice up your sex life? Pre-order it today!

                        Originally posted by WatsonTiger
                        I thought a fleshlight was bad.

                        Also, Over/Under on the number of nerds who will call theirs "Boxxy"?
                        Why does everyone keep on saying Nerds will buy this, Even nerds have sex.

                        But yes, this doll does look like a crack whore, or at least a tranny. Realsex on HBO did a spot on a company called realdoll, those things actually look pretty lifelike, better yet, they dont talk.



                        Pretty curious to know how it "feels"
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                        • Jonesy
                          All Star
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 5382

                          #27
                          Re: Need something to spice up your sex life? Pre-order it today!

                          Originally posted by Cusefan
                          Pretty curious to know how it "feels"
                          Like warm apple pie i would imagine.

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                          • Watson
                            Burrow Club
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 27013

                            #28
                            Re: Need something to spice up your sex life? Pre-order it today!

                            Originally posted by Cusefan

                            Pretty curious to know how it "feels"
                            Bags of sand.
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                            • Blzer
                              Resident film pundit
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 42520

                              #29
                              Re: Need something to spice up your sex life? Pre-order it today!

                              Originally posted by Cusefan
                              Why does everyone keep on saying Nerds will buy this, Even nerds have sex.
                              Yep. Only virgins don't have sex.

                              (I think this is kind of where we all say "duh")
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                              • ZM Punk
                                We Spent Some Money!
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 6260

                                #30
                                Re: Need something to spice up your sex life? Pre-order it today!

                                I'm buying one and immediately taking her to Michigan to meet the family.

                                Mom and Dad's going to love her.
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