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  • AuburnAlumni
    War Eagle
    • Jul 2002
    • 11939

    #1

    The Five Most Horrifying Insects in the World.

    There are about 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 insects on earth at any given moment. Seriously, that's a real number. For every one of us, there are 1.5 billion bugs. But some of them are so horrifying, just one is too many. Here are five you want to avoid at all


    The Japanese Giant Hornet. Dear. Lord.


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  • Aces15
    Pro
    • Jul 2008
    • 877

    #2
    Re: The Five Most Horrifying Insects in the World.

    That. Was. AWESOME.

    Oh and I love Cracked, but they haven't written an article like that in a while.

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    • Watson
      Burrow Club
      • Jul 2008
      • 27013

      #3
      Re: The Five Most Horrifying Insects in the World.

      Get the Raid.
      And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

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      • Evan_OS
        Go Titans..
        • Dec 2009
        • 3456

        #4
        Re: The Five Most Horrifying Insects in the World.

        That was really awesome, at the same time, I wouldn't want one of those in my yard or even near me.

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        • z Revis
          Hall Of Fame
          • Oct 2008
          • 13639

          #5
          Re: The Five Most Horrifying Insects in the World.

          Africanized bees do not roll this way. They give you half a second of being too close before they decide it is time to completely **** your **** up
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          • AuburnAlumni
            War Eagle
            • Jul 2002
            • 11939

            #6
            Re: The Five Most Horrifying Insects in the World.

            Originally posted by z Revis
            The whole article is both terrifying and outright HILARIOUS in how it is written. Funny, funny stuff. My personal favorite excerpt being this...

            It's a full inch long, it lives in trees and thus can and will fall on you to scare you away from its hive--the one you didn't know was there, because it's in a ****ing tree. Before it does this, it shrieks at you. This ant, you see, can shriek.

            It's called a Bullet Ant because its 'unusually severe' sting feels like getting shot. On the Schmidt Sting Index, Bullet Ants rate as the number one most try-not-to-shat-out-your-spine painful in the entirety of the Kingdom Arthropoda.

            Also--and we do feel the need to stress this--they ****ing shriek at you before they attack.
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            • BurghFan
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              • Jul 2009
              • 10051

              #7
              Re: The Five Most Horrifying Insects in the World.

              Yikes, I'd hate to get stung by one of those.
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              • LingeringRegime
                Hall Of Fame
                • Jun 2007
                • 17089

                #8
                Re: The Five Most Horrifying Insects in the World.

                Imagine if they were half the size of a human being.

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                • Evan_OS
                  Go Titans..
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 3456

                  #9
                  Re: The Five Most Horrifying Insects in the World.

                  Originally posted by DEFTFUNDAMENTALZ
                  Imagine if they were half the size of a human being.
                  I'd call the cops to kill it.

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                  • CreatineKasey
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                    • Sep 2007
                    • 4897

                    #10
                    Re: The Five Most Horrifying Insects in the World.

                    The last ones were by far the grossest. Did anyone actually watch that video of the larvae getting pulled out from underneath the flesh?
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                    • Evan_OS
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                      • Dec 2009
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                      #11
                      Re: The Five Most Horrifying Insects in the World.

                      Originally posted by CreatineKasey
                      The last ones were by far the grossest. Did anyone actually watch that video of the larvae getting pulled out from underneath the flesh?
                      I stoped watching because I was scared I was going to have a nightmare.

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                      • BurghFan
                        #BurghProud
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 10051

                        #12
                        Re: The Five Most Horrifying Insects in the World.

                        Originally posted by DEFTFUNDAMENTALZ
                        Imagine if they were half the size of a human being.
                        Sounds like the plot for a SyFy original movie or a B Monster movie (though some of the SyFy originals could probably be considered B-movies themselves.)
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                        • Husker_OS
                          Champs
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 21459

                          #13
                          Re: The Five Most Horrifying Insects in the World.

                          Yeah MassNole, I think, posted this about a year ago. The Hornet was horrifying..
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                          • Moses Shuttlesworth
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                            • Aug 2006
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                            #14
                            Re: The Five Most Horrifying Insects in the World.

                            Holy mother of...what the hell

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                            • Fresh Tendrils
                              Strike Hard and Fade Away
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 36131

                              #15
                              Re: The Five Most Horrifying Insects in the World.

                              Cracked is awesome - I could read that site all day long. That post is straight up ridiculous.



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