Found this site last year when looking for info for NFL 2k3. Been here ever since.
What made you decide to donate to Operation Sports?
Huh? You said you would ban me if I didn't.
Your favorite Sports Teams?
NBA - NJ Nets
MLB - NY Yankees
NFL - Dallas Cowboys
What are your hobbies?
I read alot of books at work. Mostly non-fiction books about true crime or serial killers. Just finished a book about the first internet serial killer. I also play basketball whenever the weather allows me to and sport videogames. Dating girls and hanging out with my friends are for the weekends.
Tell us about about your family?
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
And I have a 30 yr old sister and 31 yr old brother.
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