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  • Bellsprout
    Hard Times.
    • Oct 2009
    • 25652

    #1

    Ten Word Wiki

    Just read about this on EW.com. I shouldn't be laughing so hard in the middle of class, but I am. Basically, it's Wikipedia if every article had to be 10 words. Some of my favorites:

    Gregory House - Fictional doctor; leaves diagnosis to last minute. It's not lupus.

    Gwyneth Paltrow - She had Brad Pitt, but ended up with Chris Martin

    Harry Potter - Fictional, troubled, orphaned teenage wizard with a thing for gingers.

    Jack Nicklaus - Elderly professional golfer. Has never knowingly acted as the Joker.



    ^That's the link. Have fun.
    Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
    Originally posted by l3ulvl
    A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.
  • Buckeyes_Doc
    In Dalton I Trust
    • Jan 2009
    • 11918

    #2
    Re: Ten Word Wiki

    LOL @ the Africa one. And the Bill Clinton one. "Part president, part pimp. Known for leaving DNA on dresses."
    Last edited by Buckeyes_Doc; 03-08-2010, 09:35 PM.
    Ohio State - Reds - Bengals - Blackhawks - Bulls

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    • chilli311
      Fear the Friar
      • Feb 2008
      • 2475

      #3
      Re: Ten Word Wiki

      LMAO! Check out http://www.tenwordwiki.com/Ben_Cohen

      Dope Test - Means of detecting cheating athletes, unsuccessful in Tiger Woods' case.

      Forrest Gump - Clever ****** Goes On Many An Adventure And Meets Presidents
      Last edited by chilli311; 03-08-2010, 10:23 PM.
      Through music, you can live forever...
      TEAMS: San Diego Chargers, San Diego Padres, Notre Dame Fighting Irish

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      • Watson
        Burrow Club
        • Jul 2008
        • 27013

        #4
        Re: Ten Word Wiki

        G-Spot had me rolling:

        Mythical part of female anatomy. Mythical as in "doesn't exist."
        And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

        @AdamdotH

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        • chilli311
          Fear the Friar
          • Feb 2008
          • 2475

          #5
          Re: Ten Word Wiki



          Osama Bin Laden - Hide and seek champion and beard grower of the year.

          Rick Astley - Giving you up, letting you down, running around, desertion unlikely.
          Last edited by chilli311; 03-09-2010, 12:27 AM.
          Through music, you can live forever...
          TEAMS: San Diego Chargers, San Diego Padres, Notre Dame Fighting Irish

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          • Stumbleweed
            Livin' the dream
            • Oct 2006
            • 6279

            #6
            Re: Ten Word Wiki

            anal sex

            Does she? Doesn't she? Only one way to find out!
            Send your Midnight Release weirdo pics/videos to my new website: http://www.peopleofmidnightreleases.com!

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            • jeremym480
              Speak it into existence
              • Oct 2008
              • 18198

              #7
              Re: Ten Word Wiki

              Kurt Cobain- Nirvana frontman. Swore that he didn't have a gun. Lied.

              Positive- More than zero. Without doubt. Uplifted attitude. Undesired HIV status.

              Football- Gentleman's game played by hooligans- you kick a ball about.

              Football fans- Childishly, constantly bitch about opposing teams, need to chill out.

              Dildo- Fake plastic penis bigger than your penis. Substitute boyfriend.
              My 2K17 Boston Celtics MyLeague

              Alabama Crimson Tide
              Green Bay Packers
              Boston Celtics

              New Orleans Pelicans

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              • Mo
                SSN
                • May 2003
                • 11425

                #8
                Re: Ten Word Wiki

                Andrei Arshavin- Footballing dwarf child. Bought by Arsenal from Russian primary school.

                anal-One up the bum - no harm done. Anagram of Alan

                Batman-Are you dense? ********? He is the *** **** Batman!

                scouser-Liverpool native. Usually grubby. Often referred to as 'the defendant'
                Don't you EVER read my blog? It's gotten a lot better.

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                • jvalverde88
                  Moderator
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 11787

                  #9
                  Re: Ten Word Wiki

                  Lil Wayne- Popular American male rapper. Wants you to lick his lollipop.

                  Xbox 360-Popular games console, infamous for online abuse and regularly overheating.

                  Bert and Ernie- Beloved characters in children's TV show Sesame Street. Suspected sodomists.

                  Bi-sexual- The best of both worlds innit? The bloody lucky bastards.

                  Mike Tyson- Boxing rapist, not one to meet in a dark alley.

                  Mets/Giants/Knicks/Rangers/Manchester United/Notre Dame Football

                  Never let fear determine who you are. Never let where you came from determine where you are going.

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                  • ImTellinTim
                    YNWA
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 33028

                    #10
                    Re: Ten Word Wiki

                    Tottenham Hotspur: London's pride. Beautiful football. Tear heart out. Stomp on it.

                    Venus Williams: Spanks yellow balls for a living. Nice personality, unfortunate face.

                    Andy Murray: Great British hopeful when he wins, loser from Scotland otherwise.

                    Wisconsin: Small state in the USA. Come smell our dairy air.
                    Last edited by ImTellinTim; 03-09-2010, 04:54 PM.

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                    • jvalverde88
                      Moderator
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 11787

                      #11
                      Re: Ten Word Wiki

                      New Moon- Story of a young girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.

                      Portsmouth FC- Mountain of debt. well and truly screwed. being wound up.

                      Nickleback- Crappy band from Canada, why does anyone listen to them?

                      Myspace- Place where all the uncool kids hang out, like Tom
                      Mets/Giants/Knicks/Rangers/Manchester United/Notre Dame Football

                      Never let fear determine who you are. Never let where you came from determine where you are going.

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                      • ~LiverpoolRed~
                        YNWA
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 10755

                        #12
                        Re: Ten Word Wiki

                        Lady Gaga: Mentalist singer, funky outfits, catchy songs, but apparently has penis!

                        Billy Ray Cyrus: Once famous, turned daughter into slut, he's going to hell.

                        Pornstar: Pork sword swallower. Extremely accommodating. Laughs in face of S.T.I's

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                        • z Revis
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 13639

                          #13
                          Re: Ten Word Wiki

                          Tiger Woods: World's greatest golfer. Plays a round, and then plays around.

                          Also another one for Tiger Woods: Once Famous For Golf, Likes More Than The Eighteen Holes

                          Indianapolis Colts
                          Indiana Pacers
                          Indiana Hoosiers
                          Notre Dame Fighting Irish

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                          • Evan_OS
                            Go Titans..
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 3456

                            #14
                            Re: Ten Word Wiki

                            Originally posted by chilli311


                            Osama Bin Laden - Hide and seek champion and beard grower of the year.

                            Rick Astley - Giving you up, letting you down, running around, desertion unlikely.
                            LOL! I nearly died laughing at the Osama Bin Laden one.

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                            • CMH
                              Making you famous
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 26203

                              #15
                              Re: Ten Word Wiki

                              Lost - TV: Muppets on an island with no story. One Hobbit.

                              cats - Secretly rule the world by running the illuminati. Not dogs.

                              LOL - Acronym for "Laugh Out Loud", used by people who didn't.

                              computers - helpful machines that cause devolution of humanity and ultimate dystopia

                              Sir Isaac Newton -
                              Thanks for breaking my fall.

                              Regards,

                              Apple.

                              p.s. **** you gravity!
                              "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                              "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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