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  • judgejudy
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    • Feb 2006
    • 1377

    #1

    And they say using cellphones is dangerous while driving....



    This story has SO many wtf points to it.
  • aukevin
    War Eagle, Go Braves!
    • Dec 2002
    • 14700

    #2
    Re: And they say using cellphones is dangerous while driving....

    LOL

    According to the arrest report, on March 2, Megan Mariah Barnes told Florida State Trooper Gary Dunick that she was on her way to Key West to meet her boyfriend, and that she "wanted to be ready for the visit." So, police say she had her ex-husband, Charles Judy, who was riding in the passenger seat, take the wheel while she attended to her pubic hair.
    Barnes drove for another half-mile before switching seats with Judy in an attempt to make it seem to police as though she had not been driving.
    She's got her ex-husband on the hook.

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    • p_rushing
      Hall Of Fame
      • Feb 2004
      • 14514

      #3
      Re: And they say using cellphones is dangerous while driving....

      crazy ... just click through the pictures for some more idiots

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      • Pokes
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        • Jul 2002
        • 4538

        #4
        Re: And they say using cellphones is dangerous while driving....

        This guy's photo says it all.

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        • jeremym480
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          • Oct 2008
          • 18198

          #5
          Re: And they say using cellphones is dangerous while driving....



          Good stuff. There's a lot of dumb people out there.
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          • BurghFan
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            • Jul 2009
            • 10043

            #6
            Re: And they say using cellphones is dangerous while driving....

            Yeah, that's pretty messed up. I actually read about it on the Darwins award website, it was rejected only because people in the car they hit were hurt. It is astounding just how stupid some people can be.
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            • z Revis
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              • Oct 2008
              • 13639

              #7
              Re: And they say using cellphones is dangerous while driving....

              Ok. So why can't she stop at a gas station or a store and use their restroom to shave her pubes? Or why is she driving when her license is suspended? Why didn't she have her ex-bf drive the car while she did that? Why is her ex-bf even with her when she's going to see her current bf?

              Yeah. You're right. SO many WTF points to it. So. Stupid.
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              • Adam Dayton
                Banned
                • Jan 2008
                • 1835

                #8
                Re: And they say using cellphones is dangerous while driving....

                I have to say I have done some dumb effing things when driving. Last year when the semester was winding down I would attempt figure out my grades on my calculator while driving around on a highway with a stickshift. I've also text messaged, studied, etc.

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                • judgejudy
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                  • Feb 2006
                  • 1377

                  #9
                  Re: And they say using cellphones is dangerous while driving....

                  Originally posted by Adam Dayton
                  I have to say I have done some dumb effing things when driving. Last year when the semester was winding down I would attempt figure out my grades on my calculator while driving around on a highway with a stickshift. I've also text messaged, studied, etc.
                  yeah, but did you ever try to get some quick manscaping done while your ex-wife steers the car from the passengers seat? if so, you sir, are my new best friend.

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                  • Jukeman
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                    • Aug 2005
                    • 10955

                    #10
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                    • Evan_OS
                      Go Titans..
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 3456

                      #11
                      Re: And they say using cellphones is dangerous while driving....

                      Originally posted by TexanWolverine
                      This guy's photo says it all.

                      LMAO!!

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                      • shugknight
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                        • Oct 2004
                        • 4585

                        #12
                        Re: And they say using cellphones is dangerous while driving....

                        I just want to say thanks to the OP for not posting her picture along with the link.

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                        • Buckeyes_Doc
                          In Dalton I Trust
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 11918

                          #13
                          Re: And they say using cellphones is dangerous while driving....

                          LOL why is her ex-husband in the car with her to see her boyfriend. And with a face like she has, trimming her (gag) pubes won't help too much.
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                          • Adam Dayton
                            Banned
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 1835

                            #14
                            Re: And they say using cellphones is dangerous while driving....

                            Originally posted by judgejudy
                            yeah, but did you ever try to get some quick manscaping done while your ex-wife steers the car from the passengers seat? if so, you sir, are my new best friend.
                            Lol! Manscaping could turn into Chernobyl rather quickly with your wife at the helm.

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                            • TracerBullet
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                              • Jun 2009
                              • 22119

                              #15
                              Re: And they say using cellphones is dangerous while driving....

                              Originally posted by Jukeman
                              This is all that needs to be said about this.
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