UrbanDictionary Your First Name

[shugknight]

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Second result below, the first was good, but this one is... well I don't know what it is:

So QB, I guess you're nothing like Steve_OS then huh?

[shugknight]

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If you guys have girlfriends or wives, also search for their first name too.. Although I probably wouldn't tell them..

I searched for my friend's nickname Becca..

1. becca

to be hit in the face with an artificial penis

Man you so totally got becca'd last night.

[BurghFan]

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2. Jason

1. the act of being the sexiest person alive
2. A very VERY sexy person
3. Something you would/should name your penis
1. He Jason'd himself all his life.
2. "Oh, that person? He's just Jason"-- "But what is that Jason's name?"
3. I named my **** Jason, and same with my testes!

There were over 40 definitions, most of them seemed to deal with being sexy and whatnot. This one is actually kind of close to the real me though. The only one that is totally off is the music reference (I'm tone deaf and don't listen to any music)

19. Jason

Someone who often tends to over-analyze everything, while still being partially lazy in most efforts. Easily distracted unless upset and very sensitive to others' feelings. Often just tall enough to be a pain, but can never be called short. Likes to demean women jokingly however never actually means it. A little on the dorky side but everyone respects him enough to say anything. Probably one of the most good natured guys you will ever meet, when he is not hell bent on making someone laugh with off beat jokes atypical to most peoples' vocabularies. Enjoys unique types of music and listens to his music frequently along with his intense passion for books. A Jason can be summarily defined as clueless for a large majority of his life until someone throws it in his face, and then is still a little clueless.

[SPTO]

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I used my full first name

Christopher

Here's the closest one to the truth:

means Christ-bearer, only cool people are called Christopher

Christopher is well cool

My favorite:

Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice. They're someone you wouldn't mind spending the rest of your entire life with. They have a tendancy to spend more time thinking of what to do for someone else than themselves. Christophers love adventure, new things, something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding.

[Jdurg]

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Oh my god this is funny. These are my favorites:

2. justin

a ridiculously huge c&%#

he's hung like justin

30. justin

a sociopath who seems awesome at first until he threatens to kill you; a mentally-ill con artist.

i was really into him at first until i realized he was a justin.

i don't trust him, could he be a justin?

[jeremym480]

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I think you should always go with what ever the first one is.

[Jdurg]

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In that case........

1. Justin

Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful.

1:Hey, honey

2:Hey

1:I bought you some flowers

2:Your such a Justin, I love you!!!

[Bellsprout]

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<table id="entries"><tbody><tr><td class="word">Jesse</td><td class="tools" id="tools_2106346">
</td></tr><tr><td>
</td><td class="text" colspan="2" id="entry_2106346">a complete pimp/stoner who everyone likes and who gets all the girls


That Guy Is Definantly A Jesse..

Oh Man What A Jesse!
</td></tr></tbody></table>

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jesse

This one made me laugh

The most amazing guy any girl could ever ask for.He's always there when u need him.He has the most gorgeous smile you have ever seen.He always knows how to make u smile even when your day isnt the best.He's the greatest guy there is out there!!


Jesse: The most wonderful guy in this entire world!

[19]

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Carson -

Name given to someone that is the Pimp Hand of God.


Ok.....

[BurghFan]

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I think you should always go with what ever the first one is.

In that case . . .

1. Jason
the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.
J - July
A - August
S- September
O - October
N - November

"Jason is a very unique name"

Carson -

Name given to someone that is the Pimp Hand of God.


Ok.....

Lovely, that's my last name.

Definition 2 for Carson sums up my thoughts (the first line of it anyways)

thinks all of these definitions are lame.

[Piderman]

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Raffi

The best singer to solicit American children since Barney. Sung great songs such as "down by the bay" and "peanut butter sandwich"


....BORING!

[24]

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"In early European lore the demigod James was said to possess unrivaled charm and seductive prowess in addition to having genitalia of supernatural size. Throughout medieval times and up until the late Renaissance, Pagan and Christian farmers routinely prayed to James as a god of fertility, believing that his massive penis would inspire them to spectacular heights of fertility. Today, the term James still carries with it subtexts of truly gigantic genitals which is perhaps why James is the name most frequently given to male newborns in the United States.
Currently the word James can be used to mean an enormous penis and anyone with that name can be assumed to possess a heavy and girthy penis".

i win

[duckfever8]

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Antoine:
Def 1:
1) a talented, extraordinary man that can often flip off walls, skateboard, dance, and run like lightning; 2) a guy named Antoine attracts all the ladies with his mad looks; 3) he is the epitome of greatness; 4) he is reliable, a great friend, and everyone likes him; 5) everyone knows Antoine; 6) the nicest guy in the world!
everyone: "Look, it's Antoine. Is he a beast or a man?"
the ladies: "Man, I want me some hot chocolate. I got to get me some Antoine!"

Then there's this
Def 3:
an annoying little bitchy kid who looks like a rat
no example needed once you meet antoine, you know what i mean

[Buckeyes_Doc]

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Jeremy


Sounds about right.

I think my parents gave me the wrong name.















J.K.

[TheGhost215]

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Dwayne

A male name, Dwayne is pronounced d'wayn. It is of Irish and Gaelic origin "dubh", meaning "dark".

Dwayne is a rare name to come across but people named Dwayne are very intelligent and exellent people, borderline gods.
Hey look its Dwayne!
Oh man Dwayne is so awesome, lets go say hi.

Who woulda thought I was borderline God....awesome