I knew I shouldn't have eaten that sandwich...

[bh446066]

Do you remember “The Count” from Sesame Street? The Vampire who counted things all the time? If he was giving a “Sports Center Highlight” of my afternoon so far…this is what it would be like:


ONE! One diarrhea!

TWO! Two diarrhea’s!! AH-AH-AH-AH-AH….

THREE! Three wonderful diarrhea’s!!! AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH……


Note to self: If you have the internal monologue as you pack your lunch in the morning "I don't know about this sandwich meat."...........DON'T shrug it off and eat it anyway. Jeez, I'm a stupid f*ck sometimes. It's going to be a long afternoon.

[stewaat]

Re: I knew I shouldn't have eaten that sandwich...

Gross

[bh446066]

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I know. It sucks.

DOH!! Infraction! That's ok, I throw the yellow flag on myself for this one.

[PBlast]

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You definitely only mess with questionable lunch meat once in your life.

[z Revis]

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Thank you so much for sharing.

[Stroehms]

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So the meat was bad....was the bread good at least?

[bh446066]

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LOL, I suppose the bread was fine. At this point I'm just guessing. I went for a run around the lake at lunch and it was hot as blazes, so that may have wreaked just as much havoc on my digestive system.

[Jdurg]

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Reminds me of the time I went and ate McDonalds for lunch quite a few years ago. I just went and got their crispy chicken salad so I thought nothing of it. A few hours later, I suddenly started feeling funny so I decided that I needed to head home now! I got in my car and started racing home. I must have been going about 85 on the highway. (Speed Limit was 65). Of course, I got pulled over. Not the best time in the world to be pulled over. The cop came to the window of my car and I guess he could see how uncomfortable I was and how pale I was. I explained that I had eaten a bad lunch and was feeling really ill. I was only a couple of miles away from the house, but I was in a cold sweat, my stomach was making noises that really aren't normal, and thankfully the cop could see that. I didn't get a ticket or a warning, but I did get a nice escort by the cop to my house. (He went in front of me with his lights on and sped fast allowing me to tail right behind him. I REALLY appreciated that).

I got home and got to the toilet RIGHT before it was too late. Had I been a second later, my parents would have been very upset with me. (As this was before I had moved into my own place). That day was the last time I ever ate McDonalds for lunch.

[bh446066]

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Dang, where do you live where the cops are so cool? The cops here in Austin would just sit there and let you soil yourself. Yup, all it takes is one bad experience to ruin you from a place to eat. That's why I can never go back to Herbert's Taco Hut in San Marcos, and that place is renowned...not to me it isn't.

[SPTO]

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Sounds like my encounters with badly done chinese food.

Well let that be a lesson to you my friend.

[ruserl88]

Re: I knew I shouldn't have eaten that sandwich...

c'mon , a little salmonella never hurt anyone

[GAMEC0CK2002]

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that's tough.

i had a viral or bacterial infection a couple of months ago that literally had me in the bathroom every 2-3 min. for 2 straight days. 2 days of the runs, is not fun.

[z Revis]

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Honestly, I rarely get sick. When I say rare, I really mean it. Sick to me is like getting a headache as that's the worst I've had in the longest time. Last time I had a fever or threw up(aside from throwing up when I drank too much a few times in high school.. ) or what have you was over a decade ago, probably when I was in elementary school. I don't remember the last time I had the 'runs' either. It's weird man. It's almost like I can't get sick even if I tried. I should probably knock on wood after I post this too.. lol.

[ruserl88]

Re: I knew I shouldn't have eaten that sandwich...

Honestly, I rarely get sick. When I say rare, I really mean it. Sick to me is like getting a headache as that's the worst I've had in the longest time. Last time I had a fever or threw up(aside from throwing up when I drank too much a few times in high school.. ) or what have you was over a decade ago, probably when I was in elementary school. I don't remember the last time I had the 'runs' either. It's weird man. It's almost like I can't get sick even if I tried. I should probably knock on wood after I post this too.. lol.

i wouldn't knock on wood if i were you . splinters from wood can cause infection , leading to tetanus

[GAMEC0CK2002]

Re: I knew I shouldn't have eaten that sandwich...

Honestly, I rarely get sick. When I say rare, I really mean it. Sick to me is like getting a headache as that's the worst I've had in the longest time. Last time I had a fever or threw up(aside from throwing up when I drank too much a few times in high school.. ) or what have you was over a decade ago, probably when I was in elementary school. I don't remember the last time I had the 'runs' either. It's weird man. It's almost like I can't get sick even if I tried. I should probably knock on wood after I post this too.. lol.

Do you have an aversion to water? Elijah Price has been looking for you.

*unbreakable*