Just drink paint thinner, then people will know you're the balls.
All kidding aside, I don't understand it either. To hell with what I'm drinking as long as you didn't pay for it and have to share it with me. I got ridiculed pretty bad by my old college buds this past weekend when I was in town for a wedding. Back then I was a big drinker - the norm for college students - but now I abstain for the most part due to various reasons. The groom-to-be ordered me a drink because I didn't know what I wanted and the ol'school standby of double Jack & coke didn't sound too tasty. What ended up coming my way was a tequila sunrise. Needless to say, when that bright colored drink with an orange slice and umbrella came to me at the bar I caught s*** like no other. That diabolical bastard! lol

Or wear flip flops?


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