Census finds: 157-year old woman is the oldest in the world

[Jonesy]

Re: Census finds: 157-year old woman is the oldest in the world

She probably just wrote the birth date down wrong on the census form.

[Vikes1]

Re: Census finds: 157-year old woman is the oldest in the world

Yep...157 years old is pretty difficult to believe.

Can you imagine being retired for nearly 100 years?

[ODogg]

Re: Census finds: 157-year old woman is the oldest in the world

So let's see some pics so we can see if we'd hit it or not

[MassNole]

Re: Census finds: 157-year old woman is the oldest in the world

That is crazy. She probably hasn't had sex since like the 1920's.

I'd hit a 157 year old....if a woman in her 30's is a MILF, from 40's-50's a cougar, what is a 157 year old? A Sabre Tooth Tiger?

[Jukeman]

Re: Census finds: 157-year old woman is the oldest in the world

I'd hit a 157 year old....if a woman in her 30's is a MILF, from 40's-50's a cougar, what is a 157 year old? A Sabre Tooth Tiger?

[ODogg]

Re: Census finds: 157-year old woman is the oldest in the world

STTILF? LMAO!!

[Cebby]

Re: Census finds: 157-year old woman is the oldest in the world

I'd hit a 157 year old....if a woman in her 30's is a MILF, from 40's-50's a cougar, what is a 157 year old? A Sabre Tooth Tiger?

A fossil

[youvalss]

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I don't think they had birth certificates in those countries until like 40-50 years ago. She can be 40 with a bad skin...

[ScoobySnax]

Re: Census finds: 157-year old woman is the oldest in the world

I'd hit a 157 year old....if a woman in her 30's is a MILF, from 40's-50's a cougar, what is a 157 year old? A Sabre Tooth Tiger?

*dead*

[Candyman5]

Re: Census finds: 157-year old woman is the oldest in the world

I'd hit a 157 year old....if a woman in her 30's is a MILF, from 40's-50's a cougar, what is a 157 year old? A Sabre Tooth Tiger?

Zombie, Undead, Backwards necrophilia - Corpse that have sex with the living....

[GAMEC0CK2002]

Re: Census finds: 157-year old woman is the oldest in the world

I'd hit a 157 year old....if a woman in her 30's is a MILF, from 40's-50's a cougar, what is a 157 year old? A Sabre Tooth Tiger?

Mrs. Skeletor?

[HealyMonster]

Re: Census finds: 157-year old woman is the oldest in the world

Mrs. Skeletor?

How about Flo? LOL

[raidersbball20]

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I hope they can find a way to tell if she is lying soon

[WTF]

Re: Census finds: 157-year old woman is the oldest in the world

Cut her in half and count the rings...

That was classic.

[Evan_OS]

Re: Census finds: 157-year old woman is the oldest in the world

Cut her in half and count the rings...

That was classic.

Couldn't agree more.

Told my wife about this and the first word that comes out of her mouth is "That's a lie".