I do remember:
Last night I decided to go bar hopping with a few friends to enjoy myself before I leave. This is single handedly the most embarrassing night of my life. I went to a sports bar to watch the Brock Lesnar fight...I had 2 pitchers of the Mirror Pond and two red bull and vodkas (No that's not it.) I start screaming like a douche at the fight don't get me wrong I like MMA but I was just a black sheep...I didn't care that much because I was smashed (I hate those people to)
Do not remember:
Then I go to a club...I get 3 more redbull and vodkas double shots in each. By this time I am completely hammered. I am just going by what my friends said I did at this point because I do not remember anything. I approach some ladies playing pool...And I bought them all a drink (costed me probably 40 dollars!!!) and then I start dancing with this girl...I went ahead and did a chicken dance thinking I was cool. The girl left shortly after I did that I guess. Then I start dancing alone with my chicken dance while my friends and others are laughing at me.
I then take my shirt off...Trying to show everyone my muscles (Douchebag) then me and my friends get kicked out of the bar because I couldn't handle myself. We call a cab...And I start laughing at the cab drivers mustache and saying I could beat him up (Douchebag) we almost got kicked out of the cab. I get home but I do not pass out...I drink 3 beers...Then I go on facebook and message all my ex girlfriends asking for some...Ya know...As well as my sisters friend...Who I barely know.
Result: I wake up at 1:30 PM with all my clothes on even my shoes cig butts in my pocket...No money in my pocket...My phone in my pocket...With 9 messages on there all of them saying "I'm not a booty call, Tyler! I cannot believe you!" here is the big one....You ready for it? huh? I PEED MY PANTS! and I slept in pee all night...I look up...And my roomates are looking at me laughing. I had to explain to everyone I didn't remember, but most of them still seem bitter about it.
I bet nobody has a more embarrassing story.
I am so embarrassed IDK what to do...I'm hung over...Threw up twice. The embarrassment is effecting me more.
Last night I decided to go bar hopping with a few friends to enjoy myself before I leave. This is single handedly the most embarrassing night of my life. I went to a sports bar to watch the Brock Lesnar fight...I had 2 pitchers of the Mirror Pond and two red bull and vodkas (No that's not it.) I start screaming like a douche at the fight don't get me wrong I like MMA but I was just a black sheep...I didn't care that much because I was smashed (I hate those people to)
Do not remember:
Then I go to a club...I get 3 more redbull and vodkas double shots in each. By this time I am completely hammered. I am just going by what my friends said I did at this point because I do not remember anything. I approach some ladies playing pool...And I bought them all a drink (costed me probably 40 dollars!!!) and then I start dancing with this girl...I went ahead and did a chicken dance thinking I was cool. The girl left shortly after I did that I guess. Then I start dancing alone with my chicken dance while my friends and others are laughing at me.
I then take my shirt off...Trying to show everyone my muscles (Douchebag) then me and my friends get kicked out of the bar because I couldn't handle myself. We call a cab...And I start laughing at the cab drivers mustache and saying I could beat him up (Douchebag) we almost got kicked out of the cab. I get home but I do not pass out...I drink 3 beers...Then I go on facebook and message all my ex girlfriends asking for some...Ya know...As well as my sisters friend...Who I barely know.
Result: I wake up at 1:30 PM with all my clothes on even my shoes cig butts in my pocket...No money in my pocket...My phone in my pocket...With 9 messages on there all of them saying "I'm not a booty call, Tyler! I cannot believe you!" here is the big one....You ready for it? huh? I PEED MY PANTS! and I slept in pee all night...I look up...And my roomates are looking at me laughing. I had to explain to everyone I didn't remember, but most of them still seem bitter about it.
I bet nobody has a more embarrassing story.
I am so embarrassed IDK what to do...I'm hung over...Threw up twice. The embarrassment is effecting me more.
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