Off Topic 2010

[OSUFan_88]

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Have I mentioned before here how utterly weird looking and short I am?

Unless she's a hooker, or has a middle schooler fetish, I have no shot.

This has gone to a weird place.........

You are in college, there is always a shot.

At least follow Captain Picard's advice, then.

[Gotmadskillzson]

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At my old job I had this co-worker who was really good at taking pics of chicks with his phone without them even realizing it. He would pretend he was browsing for something on his phone, when in reality he was zooming in on their boobs down the low cut shirt taking pics.

Or he would walk behind a woman wearing a short skirt and take pics of their butt. However it helpped that he was 6'5 so nobody could see what he was doing on his phone.

[Gotmadskillzson]

Re: Off Topic 2010

Have I mentioned before here how utterly weird looking and short I am?

Unless she's a hooker, or has a middle schooler fetish, I have no shot.

This has gone to a weird place.........

What are you an oompa loompa ? How short is short ? My curious mind most know. Besides short people have an advantage, most women tend to bend forward when talking to short men. That is something I noticed.

[Bellsprout]

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What are you an oompa loompa ? How short is short ? My curious mind most know. Besides short people have an advantage, most women tend to bend forward when talking to short men. That is something I noticed.

5'4"

Not oompa loompa short, but shorter than almost everyone I meet my age.

[l3ulvl]

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What are you an oompa loompa ? How short is short ? My curious mind most know. Besides short people have an advantage, most women tend to bend forward when talking to short men. That is something I noticed.

Based on a previous self description he has be thinking he's a mini Ginobili

edit: I shoulda gone with "mini manu" it sounds better

[OSUFan_88]

Re: Off Topic 2010

At my old job I had this co-worker who was really good at taking pics of chicks with his phone without them even realizing it. He would pretend he was browsing for something on his phone, when in reality he was zooming in on their boobs down the low cut shirt taking pics.

Or he would walk behind a woman wearing a short skirt and take pics of their butt. However it helpped that he was 6'5 so nobody could see what he was doing on his phone.

[Bellsprout]

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Based on a previous self description he has be thinking he's a mini Ginobili

edit: I shoulda gone with "mini manu" it sounds better

Basically.

Except with a Tom Brady hair cut.

[OSUFan_88]

Re: Off Topic 2010

Basically.

Except with a Tom Brady hair cut.

Or, basically, no hair cut.

[Bellsprout]

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Or, basically, no hair cut.

Exactly. I think I cut my hair last around March.

[ProfessaPackMan]

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If she is wearing a low cut shirt, she wants people to look.

At least that's my philosophy. If she gets pissed, tell her to dress a little less slutty and you won't.

This quote reminds of this Dave Chappelle Skit he did in DC:

NSFW

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OBPaenkxdg

[Gotmadskillzson]

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Well that's not so short....

In college I knew this guy who was 5ft skinny and dated this BBW who was 5'10. It was weird in the sense that by the women in my college standards he was in the top 5 of the hottest looking guys at the school. However he loved big chicks. That is all he ever dated in college.

[Bellsprout]

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I got up to go to the bathroom, and when I came back a dreadlocked hippie had stolen my computer.

Blergh. If I walk up to a computer in the lab and FireFox is open to a bunch of different web pages I go find a different computer. Common sense.

Not exactly a big deal, since there's about a million computers in here, but a minor annoyance none-the-less.

[ryan36]

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[bh446066]

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Was driving back to the office from an off-site meeting, and saw this Prius driver chunk a sack full of fast food out the window into the bar ditch. Huh? I'm utterly confused by this.

[Bellsprout]

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You realize what you just started, don't you?