Off Topic 2010

[TheMatrix31]

Re: Off Topic 2010

A/S/L, Please

Best post in this thread, by far.

[jvalverde88]

Re: Off Topic 2010

Here is some my favorite lines from the Chappelle show

Tyrone Biggums: Why do you think I carjacked you, Rhonda?

Rhonda: 'Cause the cops found you in it three hours later asleep, high on crack!

Tyrone Biggums: That's impossible, Rhonda. How can you sleep when you're high on crack? Chinese riddle for you.

Dave Chappelle: **** Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!

Chappelle's Kid: He's hilarious.

Dave Chappelle: You know what you're acting like a little bitch

Rapper: What the **** is up with the rainbow? I'm not feelin' the rainbow!

Mario Cantone: I'll put a band-aid on your face and make you my Nelly.

Mace "Sam Jackson" Windau: [during press conference talking about Jedi's raping their students] I would just like to say that this counsel will have zero tolerance for any sexual deviancy regarding our Jedi knights!

Reporter: Mace, do you feel that the Jedi's that have committed this crime deserve to die?

Mace "Sam Jackson" Windau: Yes, they deserve to die! And I hope they burn in hell!

[z Revis]

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Correct about the meaning, but not of the acronym. It is Not Safe/Suitable For Work

Heh, at least I got three letters correct. I knew women was wrong, but couldn't think of anything else. And at the same time I thought, hey it's Dave Chappelle, maybe he's undermining women or something.

[Dog]

Re: Off Topic 2010

Here is some my favorite lines from the Chappelle show

I love it

Wayne Brady: Calm down, Dave


Dave Chappelle: What you mean calm down? You just shot people! Those were people you shot!

Wayne Brady: (Talking to prostitute) What's this? Mr. Franklin is lonely. What do you mean sorry daddy? Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch? I'm gonna have to get out of this car and choke.. I try not to be violent I try not to be.. you know what. Okay. Okay

Dave Chappelle: It's not worth it! Please, please man. Come on, just let it slide

Wayne Brady: *sigh* You better thank Dave Chappelle. Go ahead.

Prostitute: Thank you Dave, and I like your show

Dave: Run bitch runforyourlife get some help!

never gets old

[BlueNGold]

Re: Off Topic 2010

Some of my favorite lines from Chappelle's Show...

From the Samuel Jackson beer skit:

Guy: Could you please stop yelling at me?

Sam Jackson: No, I can't stop yellin'! That's how I talk! Haven't you seen my movies?! "Juice"? That was a good one! "Deep Blue Sea"? A shark ate me! A ****ing shark ate me!!

Charlie Murphy's Rick James True Hollywood Story:

Rick James: I never do things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that........Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.

Wayne Brady skit:

Wayne Brady: Hoes, Dave. Dave, hoes.
Chappelle: Good evening, bitches.

Making The Band skit:

Dylan: Who are the 5 greatest rappers of all time? Dylan...Dylan, Dylan, Dylan....and Dylan.

Playa H****'s Ball:

That guy that always had the hair spray (can't remember his name): Buck Nasty momma got 1 big titty, and one little titty, and they call that bitch Biggie Smalls!

I could go for a long time but I'll stop here.

[TheMatrix31]

Re: Off Topic 2010

Just posted a "fake" numbers thing on FB, lmfao.

"
193 - I've always wanted to get down, but your looks and personality absolutely tanked over the last two years and you're pretty repulsive nowadays. Sorry for the honesty."

[jvalverde88]

Re: Off Topic 2010

My favorite skit ever.
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Pit bull: You Corny!

Ice-T: Another person that says something while i'm talking is getting shot.

Ice-T: Buc nasty is nomainted for getting his best friends wife Pregnent then tricking his best friend to rasing the little mother Fu**a.

Buc nasty: Clap for me BITCH!

[boomhauertjs]

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My favorites are Jury Duty:

Do you think Michael Jackson is guilty of the charges made against him?"

"No man, he made Thriller .... Thriller"

"Would you let your children sleep with him?"

"**** NO"

and Black Bush:

President Black Bush: Go sell some medicine, bitches! I'm tryin' to get that oil-
[coughs]
President Black Bush: -ohoh!

[TMagic]

Re: Off Topic 2010

So I have a PS3, the older shiny version, that I want to sell.

You guys have any suggestions as to how I should price it? I'm throwing in God Of War III as well. Trying to sell on craigslist.

[~LiverpoolRed~]

Re: Off Topic 2010

Just saw a video on CNN where a guy in Oregon has legally changed his name to Captain Awesome.

[Chef Matt]

Re: Off Topic 2010


Mornin' Fellas

ok thanks. sorry for my mistakes. lol.

I love how we shoot new guys to off topic down so quick. He won't be back for a while. Although Dan's still goin strong.

We love repeating ourselves here, don't we?

Man cards being revoked, spoilers tucked inside of other spoilers, "What movie should I watch?" questions, talking about banned members, complaining about current members/mods, Pedobear references, other hilarious cyclical things I'm forgetting.

But yet something keeps me coming back for more....

Don't forget the never ending debate on Pizza.

Just saw a video on CNN where a guy in Oregon has legally changed his name to Captain Awesome.

That. is. ****!

[jeremym480]

Re: Off Topic 2010

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Never heard of her. I wasn't aware you liked her so much. Good to know.


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[OSUFan_88]

Re: Off Topic 2010

"Oil? Who's talkin bout oil, bitch, you cookin?"

[boomhauertjs]

Re: Off Topic 2010

I just ate the greenest banana ever. Our grocery store only ever has green bananas, they're never ripe. I may wait a few days before I eat another one - it was not good.

[Dog]

So I have a PS3, the older shiny version, that I want to sell.

You guys have any suggestions as to how I should price it? I'm throwing in God Of War III as well. Trying to sell on craigslist.

My friend is looking for a PS3 on the cheap. PM me

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