Name that movie...

[Buckeyes_Doc]

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V for Vendetta

"Wiping out the human race? That's a great idea. That's great. But more of a long-term thing. I mean, first we have to focus on more immediate goals"

Twelve Monkeys

"First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow."

[Bighoff]

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Twelve Monkeys

"First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow."

Half Baked

"Don't worry, man. Those aren't narcs, they're Las Emigras; you know, the Immigration Service looking for illegal aliens."

"What's the Immigration Service doing here, man?"

"My cousin needed a ride to his brother's wedding in Tijuana; so he called the Emigras, man. They'll deport the entire wedding party, man. They get a free bus ride across the border and lunch. When the wedding is over, man, they'll just come back across the border."

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Half Baked

"Don't worry, man. Those aren't narcs, they're Las Emigras; you know, the Immigration Service looking for illegal aliens."

"What's the Immigration Service doing here, man?"

"My cousin needed a ride to his brother's wedding in Tijuana; so he called the Emigras, man. They'll deport the entire wedding party, man. They get a free bus ride across the border and lunch. When the wedding is over, man, they'll just come back across the border."

Up In Smoke

"So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?"

"No."

"Oh come on, man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?"

"No, I don't."

"You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?"

"No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like."

"Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer."

[jeremym480]

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Up In Smoke

"So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?"

"No."

"Oh come on, man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?"

"No, I don't."

"You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?"

"No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like."

"Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer."

Joe Dirt

"Oh, a counter-offer. That's what we lawyers - I'm a lawyer - we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Get my *** kicked or collect $200. Let me think... I could use a good ***-kickin', I'll be very honest with you... nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred."

[Mo]

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Joe Dirt

"Oh, a counter-offer. That's what we lawyers - I'm a lawyer - we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Get my *** kicked or collect $200. Let me think... I could use a good ***-kickin', I'll be very honest with you... nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred."

My Cousin Vinny.

He's just a fast food knight

[chilli311]

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Garden State

1: Hey, would you take those F-ing things off?

2: I never got to use night-vision.

1: They do not work during the day!

2: Yeah, they kinda work.

[Skyboxer]

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Garden State

1: Hey, would you take those F-ing things off?

2: I never got to use night-vision.

1: They do not work during the day!

2: Yeah, they kinda work.

Three Kings


1: "What the hell are you doing in there?"
2: "Changing. That salesman had his hands all over me, and he's dead now and I don't like the smell of him on me. I don't like it."

[Blitz1942]

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Three Kings


1: "What the hell are you doing in there?"
2: "Changing. That salesman had his hands all over me, and he's dead now and I don't like the smell of him on me. I don't like it."

Maximum Overdrive



"Once upon a time there was a dog. Lived a life of terror, feared no one. Although his teeth were sharp, and his belly full, his heart was empty. He decided to go on a journey to a land far far away. But he came upon a wooden shack one day with a thin old man inside, and he invited him in. The dog was overjoyed, and that night warm smoke billowed from the chimney above. Oh, what odd smelling smoke this was. You see, the land was China, and in China they *eat* dogs."

[Bighoff]

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Maximum Overdrive



"Once upon a time there was a dog. Lived a life of terror, feared no one. Although his teeth were sharp, and his belly full, his heart was empty. He decided to go on a journey to a land far far away. But he came upon a wooden shack one day with a thin old man inside, and he invited him in. The dog was overjoyed, and that night warm smoke billowed from the chimney above. Oh, what odd smelling smoke this was. You see, the land was China, and in China they *eat* dogs."

Number 23 it think it's called, that Jim Carey movie.

"Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup."

"I thought that was a 10-82."

"No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer."

"Oh, that Affleck! Backup on the way... "

[Happy29]

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Number 23 it think it's called, that Jim Carey movie.

"Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup."

"I thought that was a 10-82."

"No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer."

"Oh, that Affleck! Backup on the way... "

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back


"If you come from California you're not a Yankee. You're not really anything."
"You said it."

[youvalss]

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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back


"If you come from California you're not a Yankee. You're not really anything."
"You said it."

Days of Thunder?

This thread looks dead, so I'll try to keep it alive... But I haven't really read any of the previous quotes, so I hope I'm not repeating anything.
This is one of my favorite movies (and I'm pretty sure many of you guys like it too).


- What's the score?
- Nothin' nothin'.
- Who's winning?
- The Bears.

[VDusen04]

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Days of Thunder?

This thread looks dead, so I'll try to keep it alive... But I haven't really read any of the previous quotes, so I hope I'm not repeating anything.
This is one of my favorite movies (and I'm pretty sure many of you guys like it too).


- What's the score?
- Nothin' nothin'.
- Who's winning?
- The Bears.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Aren't you a healer, and a vessel for the holy spirit? When are you coming over and make my son hear again? CAN'T YOU DO THAT?"

[Bighoff]

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Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Aren't you a healer, and a vessel for the holy spirit? When are you coming over and make my son hear again? CAN'T YOU DO THAT?"

There Will Be Blood


"Oh, I'll come, I love hospitals."

"No you don't, you like Taco Bell!"

"No, one time I was at this hospital, in France, and I met this great chick."

"Dude, that was a hostel."

[chilli311]

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BASEketball - AWESOME movie

A: I get straight A's. I'm a athlete.

B: In what subject?

A: Hey, there's only one subject. It's football.

[Watson]

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There Will Be Blood


"Oh, I'll come, I love hospitals."

"No you don't, you like Taco Bell!"

"No, one time I was at this hospital, in France, and I met this great chick."

"Dude, that was a hostel."

Baseketball

"I just want to make out
What you're saying."