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  • Hova57
    MVP
    • Mar 2008
    • 3754

    #31
    Re: Breaking news from the twitter of Steve_OS

    Originally posted by TheMatrix31
    I will never take my phone into the bathroom for this reason. And how could anyone wear a hoodie while taking a dump? I can't wear anything, uncomfortable with the idea of sitting on the toilet with clothes on then going back into my bed with the same clothes on me.
    Originally posted by BurghFan
    Wait, so you strip naked when you have to sit on the toilet?
    Originally posted by TheMatrix31
    Yep. I hate it but what can I do?

    Unless its absolutely freezing (and it never is in LA).......then I'd have to wear something, lol.
    i read these quotes and pissed myself

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    • CMH
      Making you famous
      • Oct 2002
      • 26203

      #32
      Re: Breaking news from the twitter of Steve_OS

      Originally posted by TheMatrix31
      I like to be free, lol.
      Originally posted by bighoff63
      I gotta agree with this. For me there is just something too confining about dropping a deuce with clothes on.
      Agreed.

      I'm actually pretty certain I have some kind of compulsive disorder that accounts for this because I actually get anxiety if I have to be fully dressed to drop one.

      The same actually happens when eating, but I've learned to cope with it for the most part. It's not easy.
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      • Scottdau
        Banned
        • Feb 2003
        • 32580

        #33
        Re: Breaking news from the twitter of Steve_OS

        I like my shirt off too. Just feels more relaxed. And less accidents from happening when my shirt is off when I am wiping.

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        • l3ulvl
          Hall Of Fame
          • Dec 2009
          • 17262

          #34
          Re: Breaking news from the twitter of Steve_OS

          So what do you naked poopers do in public restrooms? Even if you do it in a private stall, wouldn't your clothes have to touch the floor or some other disgusting section of a men's restroom?
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          • jeremym480
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            • Oct 2008
            • 18198

            #35
            Re: Breaking news from the twitter of Steve_OS

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            • Scottdau
              Banned
              • Feb 2003
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              #36
              Re: Breaking news from the twitter of Steve_OS

              Originally posted by l3ulvl
              So what do you naked poopers do in public restrooms? Even if you do it in a private stall, wouldn't your clothes have to touch the floor or some other disgusting section of a men's restroom?
              Every one I use have hooks on the door, but to be honest I can hold it until I get home. When I was a kid I held it for a week at summer camp because I didn't like the camps toliet. So I can hold it for a couple days if I need too. It is a gift.

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              • Scottdau
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                • Feb 2003
                • 32580

                #37
                Re: Breaking news from the twitter of Steve_OS

                Originally posted by jeremym480
                I get this joke. But this is one time where using this pic here thing is going to make you look a little weird.

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                • Cusefan
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                  • Oct 2003
                  • 9820

                  #38
                  Re: Breaking news from the twitter of Steve_OS

                  Originally posted by Scottdau
                  I like my shirt off too. Just feels more relaxed. And less accidents from happening when my shirt is off when I am wiping.
                  I was the same way, I always had to take my shirt off to poo. I could not tell you why I did this but like others have said, it just felt right.

                  I guess I stopped doing this about 15 years ago, but I totally understand why people need to take their shirt off... I would also venture to say that you guys avoid public bathrooms unless it is a absolute emergency.
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                  • dan_457
                    MVP
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 4106

                    #39
                    Re: Breaking news from the twitter of Steve_OS



                    My take on the last 2 pages.
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                    • Threes_Co.
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 470

                      #40
                      Re: Breaking news from the twitter of Steve_OS

                      You people are weird.

                      Had to get that off my chest.

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                      • jeremym480
                        Speak it into existence
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 18198

                        #41
                        Re: Breaking news from the twitter of Steve_OS

                        Originally posted by Scottdau
                        I get this joke. But this is one time where using this pic here thing is going to make you look a little weird.
                        I was just wondering what kind of phone Steve had. What are you talking about?
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                        • Scottdau
                          Banned
                          • Feb 2003
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                          #42
                          Re: Breaking news from the twitter of Steve_OS

                          Originally posted by jeremym480
                          I was just wondering what kind of phone Steve had. What are you talking about?
                          Nice. You are going to be ok kid.

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                          • jeremym480
                            Speak it into existence
                            • Oct 2008
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                            #43
                            Re: Breaking news from the twitter of Steve_OS

                            Originally posted by Scottdau
                            Nice. You are going to be ok kid.
                            Thanks squirt

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                            • Scottdau
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                              • Feb 2003
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                              #44
                              Re: Breaking news from the twitter of Steve_OS

                              Originally posted by jeremym480
                              Thanks squirt

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                              • BurghFan
                                #BurghProud
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 10051

                                #45
                                Re: Breaking news from the twitter of Steve_OS

                                Originally posted by Scottdau
                                Every one I use have hooks on the door, but to be honest I can hold it until I get home. When I was a kid I held it for a week at summer camp because I didn't like the camps toliet. So I can hold it for a couple days if I need too. It is a gift.
                                I used to have a strong aversion to public restrooms and once held in my poo for 3 days while at a weekend camp in 6th grade. I couldn't imagine holding it for a week though.

                                Oh, and I was talking with my aunt tonight and the topic of cellphones came up and she mentioned that she has dropped her phone in the toilet not once, but TWICE!. Now THAT is why I carry my phone in a pouch on my belt, it's not going to fall that way.
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