Off Topic 2011

[The GIGGAS]

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I should ban you for the Jurassic Bark one

I'm pretty sure making a moderator sad isn't grounds for banning... but here ya go:

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[Watson]

"An orgy of invertebrate sex."
"WOOO. LETS GO EVERYBODY, NO NEED TO PACK PANTS."
"Fry, do you know what 'invertebrate' means?"
"Thats not the word I'm interested in."

I'm throwing my head into the ring in the Futurama-off

[AUChase]

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I love this HTC phone. I'm officially a believer in the android.

[The GIGGAS]

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Drew Magary owns. That is all.

[Sportsforever]

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OK this is weird. My friend came over today and told me some random guy from Connecticut messaged her awhile back and she ignored him. She was on an obscure AIM name that she created to use as her spam/junk email. It doesn't have her name, pic, or profile of any sort.

Last night she was bored and decided to log on to that name and see if the guy was around, and he was. He told her he was psychic and could tell her some things if she was interested. She told me that he knew things that there's no way he could know. I of course thought it was a prank or scam but she said she never gave the AIM name to anyone, not even family, and the stuff he knew was incredible. He even told her she has an undiagnosed non life-threatening kidney disease that needs to be checked out.

She asked him about losing weight and the guy told her she would never get down as low as she wants. He told her that her life would change dramatically when she moves to NYC, and she would even write a book in her 40s. She would have a long and rewarding teaching career in NYC.

What's the deal with this? He didn't ask for any money or try to meet her. Anyone have any history with this type of thing? Is it a scam or trick? She told me the amount of information he had about her was staggering, including an example or two that she couldn't even say to me. Any thoughts?

Late to the party on this one, but is it possible she has a web cam on her computer and this guy has hacked it? He could have heard/seen her in her room/on the phone. That's the first thing that popped to mind for me.

[The GIGGAS]

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Overheard at work: "The sausage is loose! I don't want it to go everywhere!" Not so much overheard as said by me.

[Bighoff]

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Overheard at work: "The sausage is loose! I don't want it to go everywhere!" Not so much overheard as said by me.

Let me guess you opened a can of these and they went everywhere.

[The GIGGAS]

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Let me guess you opened a can of these and they went everywhere.

No, I had a microwavable pizza and the sausage wasn't frozen to the pizza, so it was rolling around in the plastic wrap. One of my coworkers complained how slowly I was opening the plastic, and bam, I retaliated with the quote.

[Bighoff]

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No, I had a microwavable pizza and the sausage wasn't frozen to the pizza, so it was rolling around in the plastic wrap. One of my coworkers complained how slowly I was opening the plastic, and bam, I retaliated with the quote.

Drop the microwavable pizza and get some Marie Callender's Steamers, that are damned good and better for you then the pizza I believe.

[BurghFan]

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Very true. I'll stick with the blonde.

The Royals depress me. I won free tickets today from the Royals' stadium emcee. Seats were PERFECT. It was super hot today, but my seats were in the shade about 20 rows up from the first base dugout. But it just sucked. Nothing is going their way at all. All I want is for a little change. I'm 18 and the Royals have no made the playoffs in my lifetime. Not counting the strike season in 1994, they have finished above .500 TWICE! ****ing twice. So when the season actually started well, of course I got a little excited. It's always about the future, but for ****s sake I'm sick of saying, "Maybe next year."

Sorry for my rant. I've tried to stay optimistic and not talk **** on my team, but I can't really take it any more.

Be happy you're not a Pirates fan because if you were you would've seen exactly ZERO winning seasons in you're lifetime.

So I'm watching this "Hogs Gone Wild" show and they make reference to "the son of hogzilla". Out of natural curiosity I google it and find this image:

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...yikes!

That's not hogzilla, this is.

[The GIGGAS]

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Drop the microwavable pizza and get some Marie Callender's Steamers, that are damned good and better for you then the pizza I believe.

I usually get Healthy Choice Steamers, but I felt like i should go for something more tasty and satisfying.

[bcruise]

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There's a freaking army of cicadas outside my window right now.

[TracerBullet]

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Yesterday morning at around 8:30, there was a car in the apartment complex behind the one I live in that was revving up as loud as it possible could. It was like someone putting a leaf blower right next to your ear and turning it on while you sleep. I wanted to kill someone at that moment.

[Brandwin]

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I just saw that video of the Japan World Cup Horse Racing...LMAO!!!

[ImTellinTim]

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Yesterday morning at around 8:30, there was a car in the apartment complex behind the one I live in that was revving up as loud as it possible could. It was like someone putting a leaf blower right next to your ear and turning it on while you sleep. I wanted to kill someone at that moment.

I lived in an apartment complex a few years back where this guy would do that with his motorcycle almost every single morning at around 6:30. I was always tempted to ghost ride the thing down the hill into Lake Superior.