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that's actually from the Trough at LSUChicageaux. You do not have permission to steal his work.
Last edited by Watson; 06-07-2011, 03:43 PM.And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU
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that's actually from the Trough at LSUChicageaux. You do not have permission to steal his work.
http://www.lsuchicageaux.com/trough/index.aspComment
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you apologize right meow.
BTW, from that same site
Spoiler<center>The Corn Dog Credo</center>
I am an LSU fan. When people walk by me, they say, "Damn, that guy smells AWESOME." That is because I smell like nature's most perfect food - a corn dog. My meaty flavorful center is guarded by a smooth dense crust, like a golden brown sheath of battle. I am constantly surrounded by a hug of savory cornmeal, and I stand ready - stick in rear - to throw your mouth a flavor party.
Smelling like a corn dog means never having to rely on Charmin to celebrate a victory, in the way only high schoolers can.
Smelling like a corn dog means never having to shake a pom-pom.
Smelling like a corn dog means never having to face the ignominy of fielding a special teams player who can only get fired up fighting the band.
Smelling like a corn dog means I can inhale the sweet smell of corn dogs instead of having to smell the bull dung emanating from the field when a "can't boost off a player on the PAT" penalty is thrown, or a magical pass interference penalty VANISHES...POOF!.
Smelling like a corn dog means I get to see touchdowns instead of field goals, so many so that even the field goal kicker is allowed to get some, too.
Smelling like a corn dog means feeling the earth shake.
Smelling like a corn dog means not losing to Mississippi State.
Smelling like a corn dog means celebrating a parade of colorful characters from Elvis to Superman to pimps, and it means never having to wear orange pants and ties, looking like a foot soldier in a jackass army.
Smelling like a corn dog means seeing an actual BCS championship trophy on campus.
In seasons and in days of light and dark, may the corn dog oil never a spark.
To towering trees that scrape horizon's line, may you fall with fury to be carved in time,
Into a stick, a pillar, a miniature log; a shape becomes a cog in the center of the dog.
Oh corn, you corn, growing high to noble story, may the rippling wind be a harbinger of much greater glory.
And to barnyard beasts who form a most columnar meat, may they prance with delight at such a remarkable feat.
For to forever power smell and flavor, it must be an honor to truly savor.
Golden brown and delicious, this much becomes clear: if you smell a corn dog, an LSU Tiger is near.Last edited by Watson; 06-07-2011, 03:51 PM.And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU
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Haha, no. When I was a kid my family had a Tandy 1000HX computer with really old versions of jeopardy and wheel of fortune. I would play wheel and read the text as "applesauce! applesauce!" when they clapped after a win. Being a kid I didn't question it.Wolverines Wings Same Old Lions Tigers Pistons Erika ChristensenComment
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Sooooo . . . 2 SEC schools stole an insult from a Big XII school to insult another Big XII school even though they aren't in the same conference?Steelers : IX, X, XIII, XIV, XL, XLIII
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