Re: Off Topic 2011
Oh man....
Yes, Fixed
Jonesy, my friend, take it from a very experienced Dad, Never... ever.... leave home without a fully prepared diaper bag. I had a few mishaps with my first child but after that I was like that "Come at me Bro" meme lol.
/lecture....
However.......
I took my younger boys (4 and 8) to a park with a water playground recently....it was 108 that day. I took them in there regular clothes and brought a few towels and a lunch...whatever they'll dry. No problem.
But, I forgot.... my boys like their clothes like dad. Loose and baggy, no belt.
After the first 5 minutes my kids butts were hangin out everywhere at the public park. Ugh.
After about 30 minutes of yelling at them to pull their pants up every 3 minutes, and shouting at them, I went to my car. Luckily I had an apron in my trunk I'd used at a recent function I catered. I cut the strings off with my wire cutter I keep in my car tool box. I then tied the strings around my boys shorts and enjoyed the rest of my day with my Rum and coke. . .
#badassdad
My 8 year trying to hold up his shorts.....
This is probably TMI but anyway....
Just had a massive fail morning (it's sat morning here). I was thinking I'd have a nice time taking my 2 year old daughter to the park to play on the swings and slides etc. I drive 20 mins to go to the best park in the whole area. We get there and as she's still being potty trained I ask her if she needs to go to the toilet, she says no.
5 mins later she comes running over to me saying 'daddy i need to go to the toilet'. I say no worries and take her into the toilets only to discover that she had done a massive dump in her pants and they are ruined. Of course I didn't pack a spare set of clothes so I had to clean her up as best I could, hop back in the car and drive all the way home. Ah the joys of parenthood!
It was seriously a FML type of moment.....
Just had a massive fail morning (it's sat morning here). I was thinking I'd have a nice time taking my 2 year old daughter to the park to play on the swings and slides etc. I drive 20 mins to go to the best park in the whole area. We get there and as she's still being potty trained I ask her if she needs to go to the toilet, she says no.
5 mins later she comes running over to me saying 'daddy i need to go to the toilet'. I say no worries and take her into the toilets only to discover that she had done a massive dump in her pants and they are ruined. Of course I didn't pack a spare set of clothes so I had to clean her up as best I could, hop back in the car and drive all the way home. Ah the joys of parenthood!
It was seriously a FML type of moment.....
Yes, Fixed
Jonesy, my friend, take it from a very experienced Dad, Never... ever.... leave home without a fully prepared diaper bag. I had a few mishaps with my first child but after that I was like that "Come at me Bro" meme lol.
/lecture....
However.......
I took my younger boys (4 and 8) to a park with a water playground recently....it was 108 that day. I took them in there regular clothes and brought a few towels and a lunch...whatever they'll dry. No problem.
But, I forgot.... my boys like their clothes like dad. Loose and baggy, no belt.
After the first 5 minutes my kids butts were hangin out everywhere at the public park. Ugh.
After about 30 minutes of yelling at them to pull their pants up every 3 minutes, and shouting at them, I went to my car. Luckily I had an apron in my trunk I'd used at a recent function I catered. I cut the strings off with my wire cutter I keep in my car tool box. I then tied the strings around my boys shorts and enjoyed the rest of my day with my Rum and coke. . .
#badassdad
My 8 year trying to hold up his shorts.....
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