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  • tbbucsfan001
    Pro
    • Aug 2009
    • 642

    #31936
    Re: Off Topic 2011

    Originally posted by canes21
    These 3 hour naps everyday are awesome. I wish they'd never end. I just felt like I slept for a whole month in that 3 hour span and feel like running the Boston and New York marathons right now back to back.

    Also, would a ball signed by Pat Summit and one of her mid-late 90's championship teams be worth any money?
    Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Yes.

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    • TracerBullet
      One Last Job
      • Jun 2009
      • 22119

      #31937
      Re: Off Topic 2011

      Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
      There are worse tragedies. At the wedding, we were dancing to Billie Jean and my date asks me who was singing (because I was singing along with no restraint). I had to chuckle and stop dancing and ask her if she was serious.
      Spoiler
      Originally posted by BlueNGold
      I feel weird for liking a post about exposed penises.

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      • Dog
        aka jnes12/JNes__
        • Aug 2008
        • 11846

        #31938
        Re: Off Topic 2011

        I tore the head off of my pterodactyl and cried for days after
        Eagles | Phillies | Sixers | Flyers
        PSN: JNes__

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        • ImTellinTim
          YNWA
          • Sep 2006
          • 33028

          #31939
          Re: Off Topic 2011

          Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
          There are worse tragedies. At the wedding, we were dancing to Billie Jean and my date asks me who was singing (because I was singing along with no restraint). I had to chuckle and stop dancing and ask her if she was serious.
          Does not compute.

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          • tbbucsfan001
            Pro
            • Aug 2009
            • 642

            #31940
            Re: Off Topic 2011

            Originally posted by JNes12
            I tore the head off of my pterodactyl and cried for days after
            I would too... But emotions are a fickle matter, you never know when they are going to creep up to the surface.

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            • Reaman
              MVP
              • Jun 2009
              • 2917

              #31941
              Re: Off Topic 2011

              Dayman really wanted to make a tasteless dimensia joke about Pat Summit. He passed up such said opportunity.




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              • Fresh Tendrils
                Strike Hard and Fade Away
                • Jul 2002
                • 36131

                #31942
                Re: Off Topic 2011

                She was serious, though. I don't get it. Chick is older than me by 3 years and didn't know Billie Jean was a Michael Jackson song. But now I know she is pretty much crazy, so I don't have to worry about it.



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                • Bellsprout
                  Hard Times.
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 25652

                  #31943
                  Re: Off Topic 2011

                  Originally posted by Reaman
                  Dayman really wanted to make a tasteless dimensia joke about Pat Summit. He passed up such said opportunity.


                  There might be some truth to that. And I feel like the terrible person I am right now.
                  Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
                  Originally posted by l3ulvl
                  A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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                  • Ermolli
                    MVP
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 3315

                    #31944
                    Re: Off Topic 2011

                    Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
                    There are worse tragedies. At the wedding, we were dancing to Billie Jean and my date asks me who was singing (because I was singing along with no restraint). I had to chuckle and stop dancing and ask her if she was serious.
                    Spoiler

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                    • BurghFan
                      #BurghProud
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 10042

                      #31945
                      Re: Off Topic 2011

                      Originally posted by Blitz1942
                      I'm getting attacked by these annoying little fruit flies. I've killed at least seven of the little bastards, and just had another one dive bomb at my eye.
                      Yeah, they are so annoying. I get them every summer in my apartment, and I figured out they seem to be particularly attracted to bananas. I had them then stopped buying bananas for a couple weeks and they disappeared then bought bananas again and BOOM, they're back. I actually found a bunch of dead, probably drowned, ones in a cereal bowl in my sink that had a small amount of water in it last night.
                      Steelers : IX, X, XIII, XIV, XL, XLIII
                      Penguins : 1990/91, 1991/92, 2008/09, 20015/16, 2016/17
                      Pirates : 1909, 1925, 1960, 1971, 1979
                      Panthers (FB): 1915, 1916, 1918, 1929, 1931, 1934, 1936, 1937, 1976
                      Panthers (MBB): 1927/28, 1929/30

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                      • Reaman
                        MVP
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 2917

                        #31946
                        Re: Off Topic 2011

                        Originally posted by JNes12
                        I tore the head off of my pterodactyl and cried for days after
                        I just used this on someone. Results coming soon.*



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                        • Gotmadskillzson
                          Live your life
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 23430

                          #31947
                          Re: Off Topic 2011

                          Back home.. I had this New Yorker driving a 911 Porche cut me off. Literally 2 inches in front of me. Guy looked like he was in his mid 60s. Almost drove up his back side due to how much lower his car was then mines.

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                          • Mo
                            SSN
                            • May 2003
                            • 11425

                            #31948
                            Re: Off Topic 2011

                            Originally posted by WatsonTiger
                            Only Mo/koz/BleacherBum care, but I caught* a foul ball from Micah Gibbs once. He signed it after the game.



                            *I caught it after it caromed off the base of the set of bleachers behind me. I still caught it.
                            I dont care.

                            Originally posted by OSUFan_88
                            So that girl/woman I was talking about at work, we went out on a date. Kinda been hitting it off.

                            Only problem? She hasn't seen the movie Se7en. That's almost grounds for immediate break up.
                            Yes it is.

                            Originally posted by Dayman
                            Chop off her head and put it in a box.

                            If she gets mad afterwards, you can just explain to her corpse that it was a joke and you were just referencing a movie she should really watch.

                            Spoiler
                            Well Done.
                            Don't you EVER read my blog? It's gotten a lot better.

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                            • TheMatrix31
                              RF
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 52903

                              #31949
                              Re: Off Topic 2011

                              Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
                              There are worse tragedies. At the wedding, we were dancing to Billie Jean and my date asks me who was singing (because I was singing along with no restraint). I had to chuckle and stop dancing and ask her if she was serious.
                              Like....I don't get it when things like this happen. How is that POSSIBLE? How in the blue hell does someone, especially someone in her 20s, not know who did Billie Jean? Like, where are these people living? What do they DO? What do they DO with their time? It's unfathomable.

                              I asked a chick I was talking to last month if she wanted to go to the Orange County Fair, and she asked me what a fair was?! How is it possible for someone to be intelligent, articulate, and attending UCLA to not know what a fair is? How is it possible for ANYONE to not know what a fair was? Even if you've never been to one, have you like, never seen any movies or TV shows or hell, even random NEWS reports from fairs? What?!

                              Un-believable.

                              /rant

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                              • Watson
                                Burrow Club
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 27013

                                #31950
                                Re: Off Topic 2011

                                What is the "NEWS"? Is that like a stock corporation?
                                And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                                @AdamdotH

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