Off Topic 2011

[Bellsprout]

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LOL. Goggles are still in use in OT, I see.

Was not expecting it to last more than a day.

[Bellsprout]

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You know that Subway commercial where the guy that works in the fast food restaurant randomly slips on the greasy floor and falls down? Happened to me a lot when I worked at a Burger King. You never see that **** coming.

[Watson]

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LOL. Goggles are still in use in OT, I see.

Was not expecting it to last more than a day.

Me either. How often do you update the madden goggles?

[Chaos81]

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Happened to me a lot when I worked at a Burger King.

Only time it's ever happened to me is when I try running and turning a 90° at the same time.

[Watson]

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IBelieveInHarveyDentFluffin huh?


Goggles should be available to only funny people.

[TheMatrix31]

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I gotta tell you this Goggles thing is played. Soooooo.....played.

[TheMatrix31]

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You need your island, that way you can prevent all losers, dumb chicks and douches from coming into your island. Have a sign at the gate saying:

"Your IQ has to be this high in order to get in"

Other then that, since it is a close friend, show up for an hour and make up an excsuse to leave. I do that all the time when I have to go somewhere where I know it is going to be people there I can't stand.

I'm sure this has happened to many people but you just gotta suck it up and be there for your friend since it is her birthday and all. Are there others that are going to be there besides your friend that you can shoot the blank with? Now it's going to be really tough if you hate everyone there besides the birthday girl.

In that case, I've also showed up and stayed for an hour or two and made up an excuse as to why I had to leave. Say something that you have to do early Sunday morning is really important.

Kill the douche friends.

Spoiler

Were you guys expecting any other kind of advice?

Break your own leg

Have a Bobby Flay style throw down.

Sound advice from everybody. Damn, on top of it, my buddy's parents are out of town for the weekend and he said he'd rather invite the guys over and do some BBQ and beer instead. Sounds MUCH better. Argh. Gotta come up with a good idea so we can get out of going, I guess.

[The Big Squeezy]

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Sound advice from everybody. Damn, on top of it, my buddy's parents are out of town for the weekend and he said he'd rather invite the guys over and do some BBQ and beer instead. Sounds MUCH better. Argh. Gotta come up with a good idea so we can get out of going, I guess.

Tell everyone a nuclear war is imminent, and that you have to build a bomb shelter.

And in reality, you'll just be getting drunk and eating steak.

[Chaos81]

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Gotta come up with a good idea so we can get out of going

"Your friends suck so I'm leaving." Worked for me in the past.

[TheMatrix31]

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LOL. That might work. I seriously think I'll get in a physical altercation if they're there. I hate them THAT much.

Annnnnyway:

http://www.thebigster.com/some-emo-images-get-trolled

This is greatness. But NSFW.

[AUChase]

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What a long night...

Close friends 21st birthday and I change a strippers life. Now, she's ready to go back to school and quit flaunting her body to perverted old men.

Wow.. imagine what I could do if I got to talk to her longer than 10 minutes.

[The Big Squeezy]

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LOL. That might work. I seriously think I'll get in a physical altercation if they're there. I hate them THAT much.

Annnnnyway:

http://www.thebigster.com/some-emo-images-get-trolled

This is greatness. But NSFW.

Amazing. I almost died when I read the "said the pole to the tree" one.

[slickdtc]

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What a long night...

Close friends 21st birthday and I change a strippers life. Now, she's ready to go back to school and quit flaunting her body to perverted old men.

Wow.. imagine what I could do if I got to talk to her longer than 10 minutes.

Good ****.

She'll be on the corner tomorrow. Damn it.

[nyj721]

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Frosted flakes with no milk.
Yay or nay?

[slickdtc]

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Nay.

Cereal is too dry to eat without milk. I'm a big milk drinker in general. If I'm eating something sweet or sugary or chocolatey, gotta have some milk to wash it down with.