You know that Subway commercial where the guy that works in the fast food restaurant randomly slips on the greasy floor and falls down? Happened to me a lot when I worked at a Burger King. You never see that **** coming.
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Originally posted by l3ulvl
A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.
You need your island, that way you can prevent all losers, dumb chicks and douches from coming into your island. Have a sign at the gate saying:
"Your IQ has to be this high in order to get in"
Other then that, since it is a close friend, show up for an hour and make up an excsuse to leave. I do that all the time when I have to go somewhere where I know it is going to be people there I can't stand.
Originally posted by SidVish
I'm sure this has happened to many people but you just gotta suck it up and be there for your friend since it is her birthday and all. Are there others that are going to be there besides your friend that you can shoot the blank with? Now it's going to be really tough if you hate everyone there besides the birthday girl.
In that case, I've also showed up and stayed for an hour or two and made up an excuse as to why I had to leave. Say something that you have to do early Sunday morning is really important.
Originally posted by Dayman
Kill the douche friends.
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Were you guys expecting any other kind of advice?
Originally posted by JNes12
Break your own leg
Originally posted by Mo
Have a Bobby Flay style throw down.
Sound advice from everybody. Damn, on top of it, my buddy's parents are out of town for the weekend and he said he'd rather invite the guys over and do some BBQ and beer instead. Sounds MUCH better. Argh. Gotta come up with a good idea so we can get out of going, I guess.
Sound advice from everybody. Damn, on top of it, my buddy's parents are out of town for the weekend and he said he'd rather invite the guys over and do some BBQ and beer instead. Sounds MUCH better. Argh. Gotta come up with a good idea so we can get out of going, I guess.
Tell everyone a nuclear war is imminent, and that you have to build a bomb shelter.
And in reality, you'll just be getting drunk and eating steak.
Cereal is too dry to eat without milk. I'm a big milk drinker in general. If I'm eating something sweet or sugary or chocolatey, gotta have some milk to wash it down with.
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Originally posted by Money99
And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?
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