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  • dan_457
    MVP
    • Jan 2010
    • 4106

    #34141
    Re: Off Topic 2011

    I Just saw the Dumbest Mother****ing thing I have ever seen in NCAA. I'm not kidding, hands down the Most bull **** series of events I've ever experienced. Obviously the NCAA forum is where this should go, but I ain't touchin that madhouse.

    It's Clemson(me as OCoordinator) 35 vs UGA 30, and I have the ball with about 1:50 left, Georgia has no timeouts, just drain the clock and the games in the bag, right? - with only about 32 seconds left on the clock, I run to get the 3rd down so I can try and leave the rest of the game out of super sims evil hands, as it would punt on 4th down instead of running the clock out. I come up short, have to either super sim, or watch the play, so I watch the punt. At this point the clocks at about 17 seconds, the punter kicks it, boom coffin corner at the 1 yard line. I'm thinking, "hell, this over", so I watch instead to make sure supersim doesn't screw me out of another win. Georgia passes, gets about 15 yards and there's only about 8 seconds left. At this point I'm all...
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    Georgia gets to the line, drops back, tosses about 12 yards or so to a WR, the guy covering him makes the most half assed dive attempt ever, and misses. No big deal right, the safety will get him or someone else will get him, right? No, turns out the safety was the MFer covering the WR, because the AI thought it would be just brilliant to blitz instead of use Prevent. So the last line of defense is laying face down in the dirt as the Georgia receiver runs 85 yards for a touchdown untouched as time expires.

    This is must be my punishment for going to Clemson.
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    • TracerBullet
      One Last Job
      • Jun 2009
      • 22119

      #34142
      Re: Off Topic 2011

      I think I'm getting pretty damn close to getting with this girl.
      Originally posted by BlueNGold
      I feel weird for liking a post about exposed penises.

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      • l3ulvl
        Hall Of Fame
        • Dec 2009
        • 17232

        #34143
        Re: Off Topic 2011

        Originally posted by TracerBullet
        Cookies not posted by the official cookie poster??? This isn't just madness! This is....
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        Almost made me

        But if it had, that would be alcohol abuse and your post wouldn't have been "liked"
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        • TheMatrix31
          RF
          • Jul 2002
          • 52904

          #34144
          Re: Off Topic 2011

          Originally posted by Whitesox
          Yeah, there's a hint of truth in every joke.
          No there isn't. What about the one about the guy who goes all the way to Europe for some Bavarian Cream pie, then when he gets there and is told they don't have any, he just says "Ah, I'll just have some coffee!" There's no truth to that!

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          • Husker_OS
            Champs
            • Jun 2003
            • 21459

            #34145
            Re: Off Topic 2011

            I cringe every time someone mentions Pokemon in here. ••••ing nerds...
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            • Whitesox
              Closet pyromaniac
              • Mar 2009
              • 5287

              #34146
              Re: Off Topic 2011

              Originally posted by TheMatrix31
              No there isn't. What about the one about the guy who goes all the way to Europe for some Bavarian Cream pie, then when he gets there and is told they don't have any, he just says "Ah, I'll just have some coffee!" There's no truth to that!
              Touche!

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              • mKoz26
                In case you forgot...
                • Jan 2009
                • 4685

                #34147
                Re: Off Topic 2011

                Originally posted by Husker_OS
                I cringe every time someone mentions Pokemon in here. ••••ing nerds...
                You just used bolded bullet points in place of asterisks. And we're the nerds...
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                • BunnyHardaway
                  Banned
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 15195

                  #34148
                  Re: Off Topic 2011

                  Originally posted by Husker_OS
                  I cringe every time someone mentions Pokemon in here. ••••ing nerds...

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                  • SPTO
                    binging
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 68046

                    #34149
                    Re: Off Topic 2011

                    I just heard the poop bomb (gotta love youtube) that was the most casual bit of accidental swearing i've heard on TV in YEARS!
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                    • Dog
                      aka jnes12/JNes__
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 11846

                      #34150
                      Re: Off Topic 2011

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                      Last edited by Dog; 09-13-2011, 02:06 AM.
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                      • Bellsprout
                        Hard Times.
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 25652

                        #34151
                        Re: Off Topic 2011

                        This seriously messes with my mind grapes. Both stripes are the same color.



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                        • Dog
                          aka jnes12/JNes__
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 11846

                          #34152
                          Re: Off Topic 2011

                          Optical illusions

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                          Need headphones for the last one
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                          • dan_457
                            MVP
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 4106

                            #34153
                            Re: Off Topic 2011

                            That's pretty sick, if you look right into your monitor you can actually see that it is the same color.
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                            • buckeye02
                              MVP
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 4148

                              #34154
                              Re: Off Topic 2011

                              Originally posted by Dayman
                              This seriously messes with my mind grapes. Both stripes are the same color.



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                              Wrong, the blue stripe is blue
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                              • Bighoff
                                The Bird is the word
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 5312

                                #34155
                                Re: Off Topic 2011

                                Originally posted by Dayman
                                I'm feeling a Pokemon binge coming on.

                                Don't judge me.
                                Too late

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                                I've heard this "patience is a virtue" junk all my life. I'm happy to say I have no virtue, no scruples, and no desire to wait too long for anything. In my humble opinion instant gratification takes too long!

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