Off Topic 2011

[Chrisksaint]

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Lol yeah sure I did

[The GIGGAS]

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Lol yeah sure I did

[kingkilla56]

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More importantly did you get her #

Speaking of that supposed to go out to lunch with that chick I kinda hooked up with over the weekend, see how that goes

Well I do have her number but that happened freshman year. And looking back she was kinda flirty and digging it. Unfortunatly I was an idiot, inexperienced noobie freshman. Shame on me. I may have to call her up soon and see whats good. She was from Sweden, tall, dark hair, gorgeous face. WTF was I thinking? She literally saved my life and I still gave her no burn back. UGH!

My Bio teacher's son in high school got bit on the arm by a black widow. They had to cut out about 50% of the muscle from his bicep to stop the venom from spreading.

You should have married that girl.

Oh my damn! Yeah I need to re-connect with this girl.

And lol at people who arent afraid of spiders. Them bitches will **** you up man. 50% of his bicep gone!!! Im becoming more paranoid of spiders. Thanks OT!

[NDAlum]

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He's young

It's funny because the older you get the less the term "hooking up" means

High school-
Made out with a girl
"OMG we hooked up and it was amazing! I'm in love! I will marry her some day she is the one!"

College-
Relations not being all the way
"Yea we hooked up and it was pretty nice. Gotta find a new one tomorrow."

Post college-
Relations not being all the way
"We didn't do ****"

[Chrisksaint]

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I was terrified at a young age of spiders, the humongous bananas spiders in Louisiana were a common sight for me and yeah if I saw one I avoided that area lol

[Reaman]

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You guys must keep your vacuums in your pocket: The spider would be long gone before I come back with mine.

Spoiler

You want an English muffin? They literally hand you an English muffin.

[Bighoff]

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I kill more spiders on the walls on my apartment then anywhere else, they seem to love running around the wall behind my room mate's computer table.

[BurghFan]

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You guys must keep your vacuums in your pocket: The spider would be long gone before I come back with mine.

Spoiler

You want an English muffin? They literally hand you an English muffin.

He just happened to be vacuuming when he saw it

Spoiler

I like chocolate chip muffins

Spoiler

[Jr.]

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I kill more spiders on the walls on my apartment then anywhere else, they seem to love running around the wall behind my room mate's computer table.

The view of you is better from high ground. They're searching for the perfect stalking spot and planning their attack.

[dan_457]

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The view of you is better from high ground. They're searching for the perfect stalking spot and planning their attack.

Then wouldn't it make more sense to be on the ceiling than the wall? You have unobstructed movement, are out of a persons line of a sight, and could attack from above. The perfect spot to kill from.

[bcruise]

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Damn it, now I'm glancing up at my ceiling every few minutes. I hate you all.

[kingkilla56]

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Seriously, them spiders chill on the ceiling and secretly start webbing down on your head. It got me this summer. Thank god Black Widows arent common in Brooklyn. Syracuse however...

[Bighoff]

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The view of you is better from high ground. They're searching for the perfect stalking spot and planning their attack.

Spiders are ninjas and here's the proof.

[NDAlum]

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Oh so speaking of NY...

I was there recently and wondered where on earth all the police were while going around NYC.

Well we decided to take the scenic route later and we found the police, all located in Harlem

That place looked absolutely disgusting. Also I don't envy the officers who get domestic violence calls in those high risers. I wouldn't want to even go in there as an officer.

The liklihood that there are many guns, criminals, and people that hate police in that high rise is high, IMO

[Bighoff]

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The week I take Cuddyer out of the starting lineup is the week he decides to play some ball. I make the worst choices in fantasy sports I could never be a GM for a pro franchise.