Off Topic 2011

**OSUFan_88** · 09-21-2011, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by Beantown

That's the Sparknotes version of it, absolutely.

And no offense taken, I should not be compared to Zack Morris.

And Girl A's two very good friends have now both told me that it'd be a lot worse if A finds out about B from someone other than me. I ****ing hate girls. Seriously, don't tell me that ****.

Bro, if you ever want another chance with #TeamGirlA , then full disclosure. The worst thing that could ever happen is that she finds out from someone else.

She'll be royally pissed either way, but in the long run, at least you were...I guess honest?

**Beantown** · 09-21-2011, 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils

Ha, check out my edit.

And her friends know about this carousing? Interesting.

Yeah, her two "best" friends both know about me working on both girls and neither will tell her or anything, so I don't need to worry.

Originally posted by OSUFan_88

Bro, if you ever want another chance with #TeamGirlA , then full disclosure. The worst thing that could ever happen is that she finds out from someone else.

She'll be royally pissed either way, but in the long run, at least you were...I guess honest?

And I dislike you guys greatly for agreeing that the course of action I need to take is intentionally make two girls hate me for a bit.

**OSUFan_88** · 09-21-2011, 01:11 PM

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Bean, is there anyway that her friends will soften the blow after she finds out? Like...are they going to rip you a new one or are they legit friends of yours?

**Fresh Tendrils** · 09-21-2011, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by Beantown

Yeah, her two "best" friends both know about me working on both girls and neither will tell her or anything, so I don't need to worry.

And I dislike you guys greatly for agreeing that the course of action I need to take is intentionally make two girls hate me for a bit.

Well, at leat her friends like you at least somewhat or else they would have told her by now.

You just need to be straight with Girl B and tell her up-front what your intentions are/were.

**Beantown** · 09-21-2011, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by OSUFan_88

Bean, is there anyway that her friends will soften the blow after she finds out? Like...are they going to rip you a new one or are they legit friends of yours?

One of them considers me her older brother and the other one trusts me enough to come to me any time her and her boyfriend are having problems, so I think they'll help out if she turns to them. They definitely won't rip me a new one aside from agreeing with her that I'm an idiot.

The two friends both know my "history" and that I'm not this kinda guy and I don't do this stuff, so I do have that going for me.

Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils

Well, at leat her friends like you at least somewhat or else they would have told her by now.

You just need to be straight with Girl B and tell her up-front what your intentions are/were.

Girl B I'll deal with today/tonight. She told me to be up front with her, so I'll man up with that. The biggest problem is her and I will be working together quite often after

**cjonesfan921** · 09-21-2011, 01:14 PM

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No full disclosure. Deny! Deny! Deny!

Although, her friends know, big mistake. She already knows, you are too late. The longer you wait, the worse off, you are.

**OSUFan_88** · 09-21-2011, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by Beantown

One of them considers me her older brother and the other one trusts me enough to come to me any time her and her boyfriend are having problems, so I think they'll help out if she turns to them. They definitely won't rip me a new one aside from agreeing with her that I'm an idiot.

The two friends both know my "history" and that I'm not this kinda guy and I don't do this stuff, so I do have that going for me.

That's good, very good.

Basically, if you do decide to tell her, you gotta have faith that her friends are gonna ease it and help you out in the long run.

But yeah, do not envy your position. Does it pretty much HAVE to happen tonight?

Edit: Ah, just saw. I'd get them both in a room at the same time. If Girl B tells A before you have the chance, it's going to be a disaster.

**Chrisksaint** · 09-21-2011, 01:34 PM

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Jeez I've gone out to lunch with 2 different girls in the past week and I thought that was risky

**BurghFan** · 09-21-2011, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by OSUFan_88

Edit: Honestly bro, and this is coming from a dude who dated his best friend's ex, the one thing I've learned is to never dip your pen in the company ink. I've done it twice, and the second time, I made damn sure that she was on her way out before I ever started.

But good luck. If you pull this off, you deserve a gold star.

Or better yet, don't double dip.

Originally posted by OSUFan_88

To be fair, Zack Morris managed to do that in the Saved by the Bell movie. And he managed to keep Kelly.

There is hope, Beantown.

Sure, IN A MOVIE!!

**Bellsprout** · 09-21-2011, 02:25 PM

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The screen resolution on this computer at college is set wrong and it won't let me change it.

I hate this.

**kingkilla56** · 09-21-2011, 02:29 PM

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Yep, I vote that you pull the old "Get her to break it off with me technique" with girl B, and then go for A.

That or completely abort on both fronts and pray that neither of them is a psycho.

**Bellsprout** · 09-21-2011, 03:05 PM

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I have to take a pill 5 ****ing times a day for my disease.

And they don't even relieve the pain, which has arrived today.

**Husker_OS** · 09-21-2011, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by Beantown

One of them considers me her older brother and the other one trusts me enough to come to me any time her and her boyfriend are having problems, so I think they'll help out if she turns to them. They definitely won't rip me a new one aside from agreeing with her that I'm an idiot.

The two friends both know my "history" and that I'm not this kinda guy and I don't do this stuff, so I do have that going for me.
Girl B I'll deal with today/tonight. She told me to be up front with her, so I'll man up with that. The biggest problem is her and I will be working together quite often after

You totally screwed this up. When pursuing 2 girls, you have 7 days to decide which one. Any longer and you risk the one you actually want finding out what you're doing. Seven days is enough time for 2 dates with the favorite and 1 with the underdog.

You also messed up by sleeping with the underdog. That skewed the score and gave her a legit chance.

Don't cut your losses yet. Approach the favorite and fill her in. Let her know she's the one you want. Do NOT tell her you had sex with the other girl. If she rejects you, go sleep with girl B once more then move on from both.

If things go well with girl A then push the other girl picture in a subtle way. Until she's out of the picture and not pissed off, she has the power to **** your chances up.

**Bellsprout** · 09-21-2011, 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by Husker_OS

If things go well with girl A then push the other girl picture in a subtle way. Until she's out of the picture and not pissed off, she has the power to **** your chances up.

Or, you could just kill her instead of being all subtle...

Had to be done.

**Beantown** · 09-21-2011, 03:29 PM

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At least Girl A is no longer working tonight, so there's no chance she finds anything out before I hang out with her tomorrow. Girl B will be there.

And solid advice, Husker, as always. These next few days should be entertaining.

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