I watched my annoying *** bird Rocky die in front of me. We didn't like him much, but still, being a young kid and looking at the bird cage and then watching your pet just fall to the bottom of the cage was...****ed up.
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I had a cat die a few years back that I hated, but seeing it just lying on the floor motionless, with it's eyes wide open, choked me up. Then I had to bury it, which was a pain in the ***, and it was raining.-Ohio State-
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So yeah, I've been trying for the longest to get my GF into Football and have been unsuccessful until now.
I told her to compare it to shopping in which I described the following:
Touchdown: Getting that new (insert item Women love)
Interception: Having to return said item.
So while I was at work, I was thinking of what would a FG be compared to, along with 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th Downs, Fumbles, Incomplete Pass.
Made some progress so far(considering I hadn't made any up until I used Touchdowns and Interceptions)but if I can break those down into where she can understand those as well, then I will be a very happy, happy man.#RespectTheCultureComment
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So yeah, I've been trying for the longest to get my GF into Football and have been unsuccessful until now.
I told her to compare it to shopping in which I described the following:
Touchdown: Getting that new (insert item Women love)
Interception: Having to return said item.
So while I was at work, I was thinking of what would a FG be compared to, along with 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th Downs, Fumbles, Incomplete Pass.
Made some progress so far(considering I hadn't made any up until I used Touchdowns and Interceptions)but if I can break those down into where she can understand those as well, then I will be a very happy, happy man.NHL - Philadelphia Flyers
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Originally posted by Money99And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?Comment
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So while I was at work, I was thinking of what would a FG be compared to, along with 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th Downs, Fumbles, Incomplete Pass.
Made some progress so far(considering I hadn't made any up until I used Touchdowns and Interceptions)but if I can break those down into where she can understand those as well, then I will be a very happy, happy man.Ryan Spencer
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A fumble is like getting your credit card declined in front of a long line.
Incomplete pass is like grabbing what you think is a sale item, but it turns out it wasn't really on sale.
3rd and long: Standing in the doorway in front of the Black Friday crowd when the doors open.Comment
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So yeah, I've been trying for the longest to get my GF into Football and have been unsuccessful until now.
I told her to compare it to shopping in which I described the following:
Touchdown: Getting that new (insert item Women love)
Interception: Having to return said item.
So while I was at work, I was thinking of what would a FG be compared to, along with 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th Downs, Fumbles, Incomplete Pass.
Made some progress so far(considering I hadn't made any up until I used Touchdowns and Interceptions)but if I can break those down into where she can understand those as well, then I will be a very happy, happy man.
Fumble - dropping your credit card and hoping you or a friend find it before a thief.
The Downs - how much time is left in the sale?Comment
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4th down: When that bitch grabs the last top you had your eyes on.
Special Teams Touchdown: UNEXPECTED SALE ITEM AT THE REGISTER!Comment
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Spoiler<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Y45xj38z4pI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Last edited by EnigmaNemesis; 09-28-2011, 09:17 PM.Ⓥ Boston Red Sox | Miami DolphinsComment
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A fumble is like getting your credit card declined in front of a long line.
Incomplete pass is like grabbing what you think is a sale item, but it turns out it wasn't really on sale.
3rd and long: Standing in the doorway in front of the Black Friday crowd when the doors open.
Another one here but this one is for penalties:
False Start-Buying an item a day or two before it goes on Sale or goes on Clearance.
Don't know what I could compare Pass Interference, Offsides and Holding with but if I get those down then I'm good to go.
Seriously thinking of writing like an Official Rulebook for Ladies on this#RespectTheCultureComment
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