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  • Beantown
    #DoYourJob
    • Feb 2005
    • 31523

    #35941
    Re: Off Topic 2011

    I watched my annoying *** bird Rocky die in front of me. We didn't like him much, but still, being a young kid and looking at the bird cage and then watching your pet just fall to the bottom of the cage was...****ed up.

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    • dan_457
      MVP
      • Jan 2010
      • 4106

      #35942
      Re: Off Topic 2011

      I had a cat die a few years back that I hated, but seeing it just lying on the floor motionless, with it's eyes wide open, choked me up. Then I had to bury it, which was a pain in the ***, and it was raining.
      -Ohio State-

      -Cleveland Browns-

      -Cleveland Cavaliers-

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      • ProfessaPackMan
        Bamma
        • Mar 2008
        • 63852

        #35943
        Re: Off Topic 2011

        So yeah, I've been trying for the longest to get my GF into Football and have been unsuccessful until now.

        I told her to compare it to shopping in which I described the following:

        Touchdown: Getting that new (insert item Women love)
        Interception: Having to return said item.

        So while I was at work, I was thinking of what would a FG be compared to, along with 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th Downs, Fumbles, Incomplete Pass.

        Made some progress so far(considering I hadn't made any up until I used Touchdowns and Interceptions)but if I can break those down into where she can understand those as well, then I will be a very happy, happy man.
        #RespectTheCulture

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        • slickdtc
          Grayscale
          • Aug 2004
          • 17125

          #35944
          Re: Off Topic 2011

          Originally posted by ProfessaPackMan
          So yeah, I've been trying for the longest to get my GF into Football and have been unsuccessful until now.

          I told her to compare it to shopping in which I described the following:

          Touchdown: Getting that new (insert item Women love)
          Interception: Having to return said item.

          So while I was at work, I was thinking of what would a FG be compared to, along with 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th Downs, Fumbles, Incomplete Pass.

          Made some progress so far(considering I hadn't made any up until I used Touchdowns and Interceptions)but if I can break those down into where she can understand those as well, then I will be a very happy, happy man.
          Dude, you're a genius!
          NHL - Philadelphia Flyers
          NFL - Buffalo Bills
          MLB - Cincinnati Reds


          Originally posted by Money99
          And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?

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          • rspencer86
            MIB Crew
            • Sep 2004
            • 8806

            #35945
            Re: Off Topic 2011

            Originally posted by ProfessaPackMan
            So while I was at work, I was thinking of what would a FG be compared to, along with 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th Downs, Fumbles, Incomplete Pass.

            Made some progress so far(considering I hadn't made any up until I used Touchdowns and Interceptions)but if I can break those down into where she can understand those as well, then I will be a very happy, happy man.
            PLEASE post these when you get them nailed down. I'm laughing just thinking about it.
            Ryan Spencer

            University of Missouri '09
            Twitter: @RyanASpencer

            Royals / Chiefs / Kings / Mizzou / Sporting KC


            PSN: MizzouTigerrr
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            • ImTellinTim
              YNWA
              • Sep 2006
              • 33028

              #35946
              Re: Off Topic 2011

              A fumble is like getting your credit card declined in front of a long line.

              Incomplete pass is like grabbing what you think is a sale item, but it turns out it wasn't really on sale.

              3rd and long: Standing in the doorway in front of the Black Friday crowd when the doors open.

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              • Beantown
                #DoYourJob
                • Feb 2005
                • 31523

                #35947
                Originally posted by ProfessaPackMan
                So yeah, I've been trying for the longest to get my GF into Football and have been unsuccessful until now.

                I told her to compare it to shopping in which I described the following:

                Touchdown: Getting that new (insert item Women love)
                Interception: Having to return said item.

                So while I was at work, I was thinking of what would a FG be compared to, along with 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th Downs, Fumbles, Incomplete Pass.

                Made some progress so far(considering I hadn't made any up until I used Touchdowns and Interceptions)but if I can break those down into where she can understand those as well, then I will be a very happy, happy man.
                FG - settling for a Coach bag when you want a Gucci purse.

                Fumble - dropping your credit card and hoping you or a friend find it before a thief.

                The Downs - how much time is left in the sale?

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                • ImTellinTim
                  YNWA
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 33028

                  #35948
                  Re: Off Topic 2011

                  4th down: When that bitch grabs the last top you had your eyes on.

                  Special Teams Touchdown: UNEXPECTED SALE ITEM AT THE REGISTER!

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                  • EnigmaNemesis
                    Animal Liberation
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 12216

                    #35949
                    Re: Off Topic 2011

                    Spoiler
                    Last edited by EnigmaNemesis; 09-28-2011, 09:17 PM.
                    Boston Red Sox | Miami Dolphins

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                    • Reaman
                      MVP
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 2917

                      #35950
                      Re: Off Topic 2011

                      You guys are making me emotional with your sad pet stories.

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                      • 8
                        MVP
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 2412

                        #35951
                        Re: Off Topic 2011

                        I was cutting the grass and came within about 2 inches of this

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                        RAVENS/ORIOLES

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                        • Beantown
                          #DoYourJob
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 31523

                          #35952
                          Re: Off Topic 2011

                          Originally posted by King88
                          I was cutting the grass and came within about 2 inches of this

                          Spoiler
                          I would've Incredible Hulked that ****ing lawn mower up and chopped that mother ****er into 100000000's of stupid little spider pieces.

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                          • dan_457
                            MVP
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 4106

                            #35953
                            Re: Off Topic 2011

                            Originally posted by King88
                            I was cutting the grass and came within about 2 inches of this

                            Spoiler
                            I have two of those chillin on the side of my house right now.
                            -Ohio State-

                            -Cleveland Browns-

                            -Cleveland Cavaliers-

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                            • Beantown
                              #DoYourJob
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 31523

                              #35954
                              Re: Off Topic 2011

                              Originally posted by dan_457
                              I have two of those chillin on the side of my house right now.
                              Burn your house down, it's the only option.

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                              • ProfessaPackMan
                                Bamma
                                • Mar 2008
                                • 63852

                                #35955
                                Re: Off Topic 2011

                                Originally posted by ImTellinTim
                                A fumble is like getting your credit card declined in front of a long line.

                                Incomplete pass is like grabbing what you think is a sale item, but it turns out it wasn't really on sale.

                                3rd and long: Standing in the doorway in front of the Black Friday crowd when the doors open.
                                Originally posted by Beantown
                                FG - settling for a Coach bag when you want a Gucci purse.

                                Fumble - dropping your credit card and hoping you or a friend find it before a thief.

                                The Downs - how much time is left in the sale?
                                Originally posted by ImTellinTim
                                4th down: When that bitch grabs the last top you had your eyes on.

                                Special Teams Touchdown: UNEXPECTED SALE ITEM AT THE REGISTER!
                                Keep em' coming fellas!

                                Another one here but this one is for penalties:

                                False Start-Buying an item a day or two before it goes on Sale or goes on Clearance.

                                Don't know what I could compare Pass Interference, Offsides and Holding with but if I get those down then I'm good to go.

                                Seriously thinking of writing like an Official Rulebook for Ladies on this
                                #RespectTheCulture

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