Off Topic 2011

[Mo]

Re: Off Topic 2011

Matrixs story was better

[The GIGGAS]

Re: Off Topic 2011

cool story inbound-

Spoiler

Alright, so there's this guy I went to high school with, "Mike". Total ****ing loser. Smart kid, but he's so pathetic. Well, he got into LSU. Obviously he is letting loose in college. So there was a party last night, and he brought along this girl who I think just wanted to see what a college party was like. Like, we talk about pedobears, but this girl couldn't drive. Why would you invite a high school sophomore to a college party? ****, why do you bring a high school chick to a college party at all?


For some ***. Obviously at the party, this sap was following her around like a puppy. And everybody kept telling him that he really should not...pursue...her any more, nothing good will come from sleeping with her, etc. Well she got #drunj (a classic mistake if you are trying to work a girl and have no game) and she went OFF on him in the middle of the apartment. Called him a pedo, ish like that before she passed out on the couch. Kid just kinda stood in the back the rest of the night.


Well, when she woke up that morning, she had to call mommy to pick her up, WHO, bee tee dubs, thought her precious angel was with her cousin and not some college geek.

that ended well for both parties. His parents found out, and obvious his dad cut off everything not called "tuition". Instead of working during the summer kid played XBOX. No money for anything.

How dare you use my name for a story like that.

You could at least... at LEAST use Jesse as a fake name.

[Watson]

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Matrixs story was better

I told it wasn't much. But you'd have to know Mike to find it entertaining.

How dare you use my name for a story like that.

You could at least... at LEAST use Jesse as a fake name.

First name Mike, last name Snyder.

[NDAlum]

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Friday night I went to the mall near my house. As I'm pulling into the mall entrance, I notice a vehicle occupied by two subjects I recognize.

I arrested them previously for armed robbery, in that vehicle in which I almost got into a pursuit with. It was a felony stop (gun drawn, order them out)

I need to tint my windows

And move to where these people don't go

[Gotmadskillzson]

Re: Off Topic 2011

cool story inbound-

Spoiler

Alright, so there's this guy I went to high school with, "Mike". Total ****ing loser. Smart kid, but he's so pathetic. Well, he got into LSU. Obviously he is letting loose in college. So there was a party last night, and he brought along this girl who I think just wanted to see what a college party was like. Like, we talk about pedobears, but this girl couldn't drive. Why would you invite a high school sophomore to a college party? ****, why do you bring a high school chick to a college party at all?


For some ***. Obviously at the party, this sap was following her around like a puppy. And everybody kept telling him that he really should not...pursue...her any more, nothing good will come from sleeping with her, etc. Well she got #drunj (a classic mistake if you are trying to work a girl and have no game) and she went OFF on him in the middle of the apartment. Called him a pedo, ish like that before she passed out on the couch. Kid just kinda stood in the back the rest of the night.


Well, when she woke up that morning, she had to call mommy to pick her up, WHO, bee tee dubs, thought her precious angel was with her cousin and not some college geek.

that ended well for both parties. His parents found out, and obviously his dad cut off everything not called "tuition". Instead of working during the summer kid played XBOX. No money for anything.

Cool story bro......He got what he deserved. Also he should be glad her mom didn't press charges against him.

[canes21]

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Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Oh no, I've got to keep on movin'
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
I'm running and I won't touch
Ground
Oh no, I've got to keep on movin'

[OSUFan_88]

Re: Off Topic 2011

cool story inbound-

Spoiler

Alright, so there's this guy I went to high school with, "Mike". Total ****ing loser. Smart kid, but he's so pathetic. Well, he got into LSU. Obviously he is letting loose in college. So there was a party last night, and he brought along this girl who I think just wanted to see what a college party was like. Like, we talk about pedobears, but this girl couldn't drive. Why would you invite a high school sophomore to a college party? ****, why do you bring a high school chick to a college party at all?


For some ***. Obviously at the party, this sap was following her around like a puppy. And everybody kept telling him that he really should not...pursue...her any more, nothing good will come from sleeping with her, etc. Well she got #drunj (a classic mistake if you are trying to work a girl and have no game) and she went OFF on him in the middle of the apartment. Called him a pedo, ish like that before she passed out on the couch. Kid just kinda stood in the back the rest of the night.


Well, when she woke up that morning, she had to call mommy to pick her up, WHO, bee tee dubs, thought her precious angel was with her cousin and not some college geek.

that ended well for both parties. His parents found out, and obviously his dad cut off everything not called "tuition". Instead of working during the summer kid played XBOX. No money for anything.

Cool Story SlammaJamma

[Jonesy]

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Friday night I went to the mall near my house. As I'm pulling into the mall entrance, I notice a vehicle occupied by two subjects I recognize.

I arrested them previously for armed robbery, in that vehicle in which I almost got into a pursuit with. It was a felony stop (gun drawn, order them out)

I need to tint my windows

And move to where these people don't go

That would be one of the worse things about being a cop. You don't stop being one when you clock off.

Is it hard for you to even drive down the street without seeing things done illegally? I mean are you sitting there going "red ford turned without indicating" "woman J walking" "White Lexus not stopping at stop sign" etc?

[Gotmadskillzson]

Re: Off Topic 2011

Friday night I went to the mall near my house. As I'm pulling into the mall entrance, I notice a vehicle occupied by two subjects I recognize.

I arrested them previously for armed robbery, in that vehicle in which I almost got into a pursuit with. It was a felony stop (gun drawn, order them out)

I need to tint my windows

And move to where these people don't go

Yeah.....you need to shop in areas outside of the areas you patrol that is for sure. Last thing you want to happen is to let criminals know what your girlfriend looks like and what you look like out of the uniform.

[Watson]

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Cool story bro......He got what he deserved. Also he should be glad her mom didn't press charges against him.

Technically he didn't do anything to her that broke anything worth pressing charges.

[Gotmadskillzson]

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Technically he didn't do anything to her that broke anything worth pressing charges.

He brought her to a place that he knew alcohol was going to be at and she got drunk. Being he brought her there, technically he is responsible for her being she is under aged.

Also she could claim that he tried to have sex with her and brought her there for that sole purpose, which lets be honest here, he really did but got put on blast and got shamed away. So therefore he could be charged with pre-mediatated pedrobear.

[Jonesy]

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He brought her to a place that he knew alcohol was going to be at and she got drunk. Being he brought her there, technically he is responsible for her being she is under aged.

Also she could claim that he tried to have sex with her and brought her there for that sole purpose, which lets be honest here, he really did but got put on blast and got shamed away. So therefore he could be charged with pre-mediatated pedrobear.

Lol yeah I was thinking if by 'technically didn't do anything' you mean got an under age girl drunk and tried to have sex with her than yeah I guess you are right.

[BurghFan]

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I must say Spike TV is killing it with the movies tonight. The Unborn and Last House on the Left back to back ? awesome....

Scifi channel on the other hand has been showing BS movies the whole month of October. I remember the time Scifi channel use to do 30 movies in 30 nights all horror themed for Halloween. This year has been terrible..

Yeah, most of the 'original' movies they show on SyFy nowadays are bad to downright ridiculous. And it seems like they just keep showing the same movies over and over again.

Yeah.....you need to shop in areas outside of the areas you patrol that is for sure. Last thing you want to happen is to let criminals know what your girlfriend looks like and what you look like out of the uniform.

Perhaps, but what's to say the criminals are going to stay within the area he patrols? Granted he would be less likely to encounter known offenders who he encountered within his patrol zone while outside that zone, it could still happen.

[justblaze09]

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Damn kehlis, there was one good thing that could have came from keeping the Cam Newton thread open.

[bcruise]

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I hate baseball. That is all.