Off Topic 2011

[jvalverde88]

Re: Off Topic 2011

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/zooey-deschanel-husband-ben-gibbard-split-2011111

Somewhere Dayman is doing this:

[42]

Re: Off Topic 2011

He'll see it this time.

I JUST KICKED BURGHFAN!!!

Nothing random about it. It's all calculated...cold...and...let's be honest, I banned him because he's a Steeler's fan.

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[Bellsprout]

Re: Off Topic 2011

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-...-split-2011111

Somewhere Dayman is doing this:

She has yet to respond to my tweet asking her to dinner and a movie.

It's been 3 days. Somehow I think I'm not going to get an answer.

[BlueNGold]

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She has yet to respond to my tweet asking her to dinner and a movie.

It's been 3 days. Somehow I think I'm not going to get an answer.

(500) Days of Stalking

[Bellsprout]

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(500) Days of Stalking

Stalking my ***. Since when is asking a girl to dinner and a movie stalking?

Does stalking have a different definition in Canada?

What other words have different definitions in Canada? I'm guessing "moose" means "dinner" there. Pretty obvious. "Toronto Raptors" probably means "basketball version of hell on Earth", or at least it should, if they want to accurately describe the feelings of players who have no other choice but to go there. And I'm guessing "sunshine" is used in the same mythological context that "Loch Ness Monster" is, because nobody in Canada sees sunshine like nobody anywhere sees Nessie.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Canada is bizarro USA. That's why we never vacation there.

[Watson]

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lol @ BNG's title.



%13yearoldposts

[OSUFan_88]

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I am so sick of drama. From my life to the NBA Lockout to everything else.

**** this. I hate it. I wanna lock myself in my house, turn off any news outlets and just play video games for a day.

[BlueNGold]

Re: Off Topic 2011

Stalking my ***. Since when is asking a girl to dinner and a movie stalking?

Does stalking have a different definition in Canada?

What other words have different definitions in Canada? I'm guessing "moose" means "dinner" there. Pretty obvious. "Toronto Raptors" probably means "basketball version of hell on Earth", or at least it should, if they want to accurately describe the feelings of players who have no other choice but to go there. And I'm guessing "sunshine" is used in the same mythological context that "Loch Ness Monster" is, because nobody in Canada sees sunshine like nobody anywhere sees Nessie.

That's not, but having internet forum dibs is starting to cross the line.

And you WILL NOT disrespect the almighty moose dinners.

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[Bellsprout]

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And you WILL NOT disrespect the almighty moose dinners.

That's my bad. Talking **** on moose to Canadians is like talking **** on bald eagles to us.

Not sure why we didn't pick a better tasting national animal. Like maybe chickens. Bald eagle doesn't taste great, and they're even more of a bitch to find and shoot...

Spoiler

KIDDING.

[BlueNGold]

Re: Off Topic 2011

That's my bad. Talking **** on moose to Canadians is like talking **** on bald eagles to us.

Not sure why we didn't pick a better tasting national animal. Like maybe chickens. Bald eagle doesn't taste great, and they're even more of a bitch to find and shoot...

Spoiler

KIDDING.

If JGL thinks bald eagles (albeit imaginary bald eagles) are delicious, then damn it they are!

[8]

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That's my bad. Talking **** on moose to Canadians is like talking **** on bald eagles to us.

Not sure why we didn't pick a better tasting national animal. Like maybe chickens. Bald eagle doesn't taste great, and they're even more of a bitch to find and shoot...

Spoiler

KIDDING.

[TripleCrown9]

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So the moose is Canada's national bird?

[Watson]

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So the moose is Canada's national bird?

Nope.

Spoiler

national dog