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  • Pappy Knuckles
    LORDTHUNDERBIRD
    • Sep 2004
    • 15966

    #42571
    Re: Off Topic 2011

    Originally posted by Trojan Man
    Funny random story . . . So I'm walking back to my car after teaching a late-afternoon/early evening literature course at MTSU late last week, choosing the sidewalk I always take to my usual lot. No problem so far.

    Halfway down the walk, a guy in a navy suit turns to me and asks me if I could please take another sidewalk. It was rainy and muddy and I only wear Italian leather shoes. I looked at him and asked him who the eff he was since I don't take well to authority figures (or to ruining shoes).

    Turns out he was wearing one of those ear mic things, and he said "I'm with the Secret Service; there's a dignitary here." At that point I sucked it up, and I was a little pissed, but I took stock of the whole scenario and found the silver lining: I can knock being accosted by the Secret Service off my bucket list. Those cats are serious.
    You should've stepped to him and tested his heart.

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    • RogueHominid
      Hall Of Fame
      • Aug 2006
      • 10900

      #42572
      Re: Off Topic 2011

      Originally posted by Pappy Knuckles
      You should've stepped to him and tested his heart.
      If I already had tenure and could afford bail without really messing up savings, I'd have considered it. That guy and his whole crew looked like regular businessman types. Maybe that's the point and they're all ninjas, but it's really only the gun that makes you think twice.

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      • JBH3
        Marvel's Finest
        • Jan 2007
        • 13506

        #42573
        What the hell is with people heavy breathing while taking a piss?
        Just sitting in the stall, dropping a load while cruising the boards on my droid, and some dude comes into the head huffing and puffing the minute he starts to go.....he sounded like one of those skeletons in skyrim.
        Originally posted by Edmund Burke
        All that is needed for the triumph of evil, is for good men to do nothing.

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        • BlueNGold
          Hall Of Fame
          • Aug 2009
          • 21817

          #42574
          Re: Off Topic 2011

          Originally posted by JBH3
          What the hell is with people heavy breathing while taking a piss?
          Just sitting in the stall, dropping a load while cruising the boards on my droid, and some dude comes into the head huffing and puffing the minute he starts to go.....he sounded like one of those skeletons in skyrim.
          Speaking of odd piss-related moments (no JJ), it was pretty ****ing awkward at work a couple nights ago when I went into the bathroom to take one, only for some dude to randomly come in and pull up to the urinal right next to me. That's not the worst part though. I guess we both suffer from SBS (shy balls syndrome), so we both just ended up standing there, dicks in hand, and I'm just looking up and around to the ceiling thinking "Oooookay......".

          I couldn't zip up my jeans and hustle out that bitch fast enough.
          Originally posted by bradtxmale
          I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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          • Beantown
            #DoYourJob
            • Feb 2005
            • 31523

            #42575
            Re: Off Topic 2011

            Originally posted by BlueNGold
            That's not the worst part though. I guess we both suffer from SBS (shy balls syndrome), so we both just ended up standing there, dicks in hand, and I'm just looking up and around to the ceiling thinking "Oooookay......".
            Try holding your breath for 30 seconds.

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            • BlueNGold
              Hall Of Fame
              • Aug 2009
              • 21817

              #42576
              Re: Off Topic 2011

              Originally posted by Beantown
              Try holding your breath for 30 seconds.
              You're screwing with me, right?
              Originally posted by bradtxmale
              I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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              • Beantown
                #DoYourJob
                • Feb 2005
                • 31523

                #42577
                Nope. It doesn't work every single time but there is a noticeable success rate there.

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                • Bellsprout
                  Hard Times.
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 25652

                  #42578
                  Re: Off Topic 2011

                  Originally posted by BlueNGold
                  Speaking of odd piss-related moments (no JJ), it was pretty ****ing awkward at work a couple nights ago when I went into the bathroom to take one, only for some dude to randomly come in and pull up to the urinal right next to me. That's not the worst part though. I guess we both suffer from SBS (shy balls syndrome), so we both just ended up standing there, dicks in hand, and I'm just looking up and around to the ceiling thinking "Oooookay......".

                  I couldn't zip up my jeans and hustle out that bitch fast enough.
                  Just use the stall. All the time.

                  That's what I do.
                  Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
                  Originally posted by l3ulvl
                  A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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                  • BlueNGold
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 21817

                    #42579
                    Re: Off Topic 2011

                    Originally posted by Beantown
                    Nope. It doesn't work every single time but there is a noticeable success rate there.
                    Huh....strange. I'll take your word for it, but if I end up passing out the next time I'm pissing beside or around someone, it's all your fault.
                    Originally posted by bradtxmale
                    I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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                    • BlueNGold
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 21817

                      #42580
                      Re: Off Topic 2011

                      Originally posted by Dayman
                      Just use the stall. All the time.

                      That's what I do.
                      Call me weird, but I sometimes get this weird feeling in stalls where I feel like someone is going to pop their head over or under the stall. Or just bust the door down completely and barge in.

                      Okay, call me really ****ing weird.
                      Originally posted by bradtxmale
                      I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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                      • Chef Matt
                        True.
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 7832

                        #42581
                        Re: Off Topic 2011

                        oh.....off topic, what would we do without you....
                        Originally posted by Anthony Bourdain
                        The celebrity chef culture is a remarkable and admittedly annoying phenomenon. Of all the professions, after all, few people are less suited to be suddenly thrown into the public eye than chefs. We're used to doing what we do in private, behind closed doors.

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                        • BlueNGold
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 21817

                          #42582
                          Re: Off Topic 2011

                          Originally posted by Chef Matt
                          oh.....off topic, what would we do without you....
                          We would go to Twitter.
                          Originally posted by bradtxmale
                          I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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                          • Chef Matt
                            True.
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 7832

                            #42583
                            Re: Off Topic 2011

                            Originally posted by BlueNGold
                            We would go to Twitter.
                            1. %no

                            2. %notwitteratwork
                            Originally posted by Anthony Bourdain
                            The celebrity chef culture is a remarkable and admittedly annoying phenomenon. Of all the professions, after all, few people are less suited to be suddenly thrown into the public eye than chefs. We're used to doing what we do in private, behind closed doors.

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                            • cjonesfan921
                              UGH, next year
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 20081

                              #42584
                              Re: Off Topic 2011

                              Another week.

                              I have a dilemma. Rutgers plays on the 30th, a Friday, a bowl game that I can attend, since it is only a 10 minute drive. However, I've exhausted all my time off days this year. I can ask for use of next years, I guess, worth it?

                              Also, tonight I will be on the trading floor at Wall Street for an event. I'm excited for the experience.

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                              • BlueNGold
                                Hall Of Fame
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 21817

                                #42585
                                Re: Off Topic 2011

                                Originally posted by Chef Matt
                                1. %no

                                2. %notwitteratwork
                                #jointhedarkside
                                Originally posted by bradtxmale
                                I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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