Off Topic 2011

[Beantown]

Re: Off Topic 2011

Huh....strange. I'll take your word for it, but if I end up passing out the next time I'm pissing beside or around someone, it's all your fault.

If you passed out, you would definitely piss, so that'd be a win-win for you. Urinate all over yourself, the bathroom and a co-worker and then get a get-out-of-jail-free card when you say it was some medical condition and they can't be mad.

[BlueNGold]

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If you passed out, you would definitely piss, so that'd be a win-win for you. Urinate all over yourself, the bathroom and a co-worker and then get a get-out-of-jail-free card when you say it was some medical condition and they can't be mad.

You're just a pissing mastermind, huh?

I love it.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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He used to be JJ's piss consultant, but JJ had to let him go due to financial reasons.

[BlueNGold]

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He used to be JJ's piss consultant, but JJ had to let him go due to financial reasons.

You win this entire conversation.

[Beantown]

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He used to be JJ's piss consultant, but JJ had to let him go due to financial reasons.

When the **** did Fresh Tendrils add comedy to his routine? Jesus.

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He used to be JJ's piss consultant, but JJ had to let him go due to financial reasons.

[SPTO]

Re: Off Topic 2011

Off Topic....Where comedy happens!

Man there are some weeeird subjects here at times. Unfortunately I have nothing to contribute so far today.

[JBH3]

Just use the stall. All the time.

That's what I do.

Be weary of a sudden on-set of SBS (Shy balls syndrome, thx be to blue n gold for th acronym).

Situation: two urinals in this one bathroom. One person goes to urinal, I opt to go stall. I stand in the stall the whole time he is taking his piss, hit with a sudden onset of SBS. There was no piss hitting the water sound....patron does his business, washes up, I am still standing in the stall, dick in hand.

Conclusion: If afraid of a possible SBS moment, fake a #2.

[BlueNGold]

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Be weary of a sudden on-set of SBS (Shy balls syndrome, thx be to blue n gold for th acronym).

Situation: two urinals in this one bathroom. One person goes to urinal, I opt to go stall. I stand in the stall the whole time he is taking his piss, hit with a sudden onset of SBS. There was no piss hitting the water sound....patron does his business, washes up, I am still standing in the stall, dick in hand.

Conclusion: If afraid of a possible SBS moment, fake a #2.

This exact moment happened to me. The look on my face as this was happening:

[Gotmadskillzson]

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I was kind of tired, came in OT and seen people suffer from SBS and now I have laughed for a good 5 minutes straight. That is the funniest thing I ever heard of.
I guess you guys won't dare get dressed in front of a mirror either. And you guys probably were the kids in the locker room who wouldn't undress in front of the other male students, instead you guys ran to the bathroom to undress.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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I was kind of tired, came in OT and seen people suffer from SBS and now I have laughed for a good 5 minutes straight. That is the funniest thing I ever heard of.
I guess you guys won't dare get dressed in front of a mirror either. And you guys probably were the kids in the locker room who wouldn't undress in front of the other male students, instead you guys ran to the bathroom to undress.

Why would we avoid getting dressed in front of a mirror? SBS is a very serious issue brought on by unwanted company in the private sector.

[Chef Matt]

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I used to have issues like that when I was a kid, just like the locker room one GMS posted about. Then I joined the Marines, and that all changed rather quickly.

When you can get over taking a dump in a stall without doors and in a crowded bathroom, you can pretty much get over anything that happens in a bathroom or locker room.

[AUChase]

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I just went to town to run some errands and decided to stop and get some food. Instead of hitting up Chic Fil A (my previous plan), I decided to try out Hardees for the first time in a while.

I parked in front and decided to go in to get my food, rather then the drive thru..

There's no one in line and I waited for 5 minutes to get my order taken, while the girl at the drive thru stands there and bitches about her day to the woman cooking food for her drive thru order..

She's doing nothing, because she's waiting on her food to cook for the guy at the window and the lady cooking says, "Can you take that man's order?"

She turns and looks at me and says, "I'm not working both inside and drive thru" and turns back away and just continues to stand there.

I say, "Well.. I don't even know why the **** I decided to stop here anyways, I'll just go somewhere else that wants my business"..

I worked fast for for three years, while in high school. We had the busiest store in the entire country of that particular chain and I know how it is to bust my *** for a place and have to do more than one person's job, but she wasn't doing a damn thing besides standing there and I was the only person in line and she was waiting on her food to cook... It would have taken her just a few seconds to take my order.

I know my business alone can't make or brake their store, but I'll have a hard time ever going back to a place that condones their employees acting that way, especially when a manager was standing near by.

[Gotmadskillzson]

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I just went to town to run some errands and decided to stop and get some food. Instead of hitting up Chic Fil A (my previous plan), I decided to try out Hardees for the first time in a while.

I parked in front and decided to go in to get my food, rather then the drive thru..

There's no one in line and I waited for 5 minutes to get my order taken, while the girl at the drive thru stands there and bitches about her day to the woman cooking food for her drive thru order..

She's doing nothing, because she's waiting on her food to cook for the guy at the window and the lady cooking says, "Can you take that man's order?"

She turns and looks at me and says, "I'm not working both inside and drive thru" and turns back away and just continues to stand there.

I say, "Well.. I don't even know why the **** I decided to stop here anyways, I'll just go somewhere else that wants my business"..

I worked fast for for three years, while in high school. We had the busiest store in the entire country of that particular chain and I know how it is to bust my *** for a place and have to do more than one person's job, but she wasn't doing a damn thing besides standing there and I was the only person in line and she was waiting on her food to cook... It would have taken her just a few seconds to take my order.

I know my business alone can't make or brake their store, but I'll have a hard time ever going back to a place that condones their employees acting that way, especially when a manager was standing near by.

She probably was related or a next door neighbor of the manager. That is the only reasons why I could think of the manager let her perform that way in front of them.

[AUChase]

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She probably was related or a next door neighbor of the manager. That is the only reasons why I could think of the manager let her perform that way in front of them.

I was a little taken aback by it, myself..

The whole time she was bitching I kept thinking, any time now the manager is going to tell her to let it go and there's a time and place..

Apparently there was another girl sweeping the dining area that was assigned to the front end, but it wouldn't have killed the girl to either take my order or at least get the attention of the other girl..

Hell, I'm actually very patient and polite when it comes to restaurants, because I worked in one for so long, but that whole situation rubbed me the wrong way.