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  • 42
    Hall Of Fame
    • Feb 2009
    • 8801

    #43741
    Re: Off Topic 2011

    Originally posted by JJLinn
    Probably not, but at this point if I was given a choice between getting stomped in that area by an elephant or trying to have a rational conversation with my mom, I'd pick getting stomped on by an elephant.


    The hell is wrong with you?


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    • slickdtc
      Grayscale
      • Aug 2004
      • 17125

      #43742
      Re: Off Topic 2011

      Originally posted by DukeC
      Rational conversation with <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">one's mom</span> females?

      When in the history of mankind has that ever happened for any male?
      Fixed your post brojo.
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      Originally posted by Money99
      And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?

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      • SPTO
        binging
        • Feb 2003
        • 68046

        #43743
        Re: Off Topic 2011

        Originally posted by JJLinn
        Probably not, but at this point if I was given a choice between getting stomped in that area by an elephant or trying to have a rational conversation with my mom, I'd pick getting stomped on by an elephant.
        I'd rather try having a conversation rather than getting stomped there.

        You must be a massochist.
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        • ScoobySnax
          #faceuary2014
          • Mar 2009
          • 7624

          #43744
          Re: Off Topic 2011

          Man, I'm still laughing at that runaway cart video. The way the dude rolled off the cart towards the end is just too much.
          Originally posted by J. Cole
          Fool me one time that's shame on you. Fool me twice can't put the blame on you. Fool me three times, **** the peace sign, load the chopper let it rain on you.
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          • Fresh Tendrils
            Strike Hard and Fade Away
            • Jul 2002
            • 36131

            #43745
            Re: Off Topic 2011

            The Untold Story of JJLin: Peeing Hard in the Paint.



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            • Chef Matt
              True.
              • Apr 2008
              • 7832

              #43746
              Re: Off Topic 2011



              Taken from an oatmeal comic. Pretty much hits it on the head for my Christmas check off list.
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              • Hassan Darkside
                We Here
                • Sep 2003
                • 7561

                #43747
                Re: Off Topic 2011

                Originally posted by ScoobySnax
                Man, I'm still laughing at that runaway cart video. The way the dude rolled off the cart towards the end is just too much.
                Someone tell me that I'm not the only one that thought of this
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                How many brothers fell victim to the skeet.........

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                • TracerBullet
                  One Last Job
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 22119

                  #43748
                  Re: Off Topic 2011

                  Originally posted by Ruff Ryder
                  Someone tell me that I'm not the only one that thought of this
                  <iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_138p6uzhUk" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" width="420"></iframe>
                  My cousin said that as soon as I showed him the video.
                  Originally posted by BlueNGold
                  I feel weird for liking a post about exposed penises.

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                  • BunnyHardaway
                    Banned
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 15195

                    #43749
                    Re: Off Topic 2011

                    Originally posted by 42
                    The hell is wrong with you?


                    My mom is a psycho...I used to be half-joking when I said that, but I honestly think something is wrong with her. Some of the theories and stuff she comes up with are so ridiculously off the wall.

                    Originally posted by SPTO
                    I'd rather try having a conversation rather than getting stomped there.

                    You must be a massochist.
                    I was exaggerating a tad, but you'd have to meet this lady to understand.

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                    • ScoobySnax
                      #faceuary2014
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 7624

                      #43750
                      Re: Off Topic 2011

                      Can someone post the video again? The one with like 290k views (titled 'Golf Cart Bowling at Cowboys Stadium)? I just looked at it again and two things stuck out that made this video even funnier.

                      1) when the announcers says, "Oh my!"

                      2) It's like a whimper at the 27 second mark, like the announcer is trying to keep from laughing. I pretty much died after that.
                      Originally posted by J. Cole
                      Fool me one time that's shame on you. Fool me twice can't put the blame on you. Fool me three times, **** the peace sign, load the chopper let it rain on you.
                      PSN: xxplosive1984
                      Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/os_scoobysnax/profile

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                      • TCM
                        MVP
                        • Jun 2011
                        • 1800

                        #43751
                        Re: Off Topic 2011

                        Originally posted by ScoobySnax
                        Can someone post the video again? The one with like 290k views (titled 'Golf Cart Bowling at Cowboys Stadium)? I just looked at it again and two things stuck out that made this video even funnier.

                        1) when the announcers says, "Oh my!"

                        2) It's like a whimper at the 27 second mark, like the announcer is trying to keep from laughing. I pretty much died after that.
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                        • l3ulvl
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 17232

                          #43752
                          Re: Off Topic 2011

                          Originally posted by SPTO
                          BTW since no one took me up on my trivia question the answer is: Hank Aaron, Barry Bonds, Rafael Palmeiro and Andres Gallarraga.
                          Well I feel dumb, my only guess was Jim Thome.

                          How did I miss Bonds and Aaron
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                          • l3ulvl
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 17232

                            #43753
                            Re: Off Topic 2011

                            Originally posted by RiderGH
                            dude am I the only one who thinks that kid looks like Opie from Sons of Anarchy? I confirmed he's not but I'd bet I could convince some people he is. hmmm. Challenge accepted.

                            Spoiler
                            Looks like Chaz Bono to me.

                            Originally posted by TwinCityMauer
                            <iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/khg1Xh70x1o" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" width="560"></iframe>
                            My favorite rendition: <object width="560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KFiRQEyo6vI?version=3&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KFiRQEyo6vI?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>
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                            • TracerBullet
                              One Last Job
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 22119

                              #43754
                              Re: Off Topic 2011

                              I meant to post this earlier, but at around 2-4 am today, I was woken up from a good sleep by the sound of the paper shredder in my room somehow turning on by itself. The switch to make it go in a certain direction was flipped on somehow and it was the most annoying sound I have ever been woken up by in my life.
                              Originally posted by BlueNGold
                              I feel weird for liking a post about exposed penises.

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                              • TracerBullet
                                One Last Job
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 22119

                                #43755
                                Re: Off Topic 2011

                                Originally posted by l3ulvl
                                Looks like Chaz Bono to me.



                                My favorite rendition: <object height="315" width="560">


                                <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KFiRQEyo6vI?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="315" width="560"></object>
                                I just now noticed the guy 7 seconds in that falls over while running to the cart.
                                Originally posted by BlueNGold
                                I feel weird for liking a post about exposed penises.

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