Off Topic 2011

[mKoz26]

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I was with my GF again tonight and as we're walking some guy randomly says, "Hey, you're beautiful!", and not even a second later I get hit on the shoulder and turn to see the guy and he says, "Man, you're girlfriend is beautiful." I simply said I know.

That's twice now in the past couple of weeks someone has said something like that to my girlfriend while I'm clearly there. This time was different as there was no need for revenge so she just laughed and walked off fast pulling me with her, then said that was awkward.

I've never been with a couple, another girl, etc. and had a guy say something to a girl who's obviously with her boyfriend, but that's twice now with her. It's kind of weird. There is no reason to be mad, but I don't even know really.

You should've hit her for attracting attention.

[Pappy Knuckles]

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Lol, yeah it's about time for Off Topic 2011 to wind down.

[Blitz1942]

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[Bellsprout]

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I was with my GF again tonight and as we're walking some guy randomly says, "Hey, you're beautiful!", and not even a second later I get hit on the shoulder and turn to see the guy and he says, "Man, you're girlfriend is beautiful." I simply said I know.

That's twice now in the past couple of weeks someone has said something like that to my girlfriend while I'm clearly there. This time was different as there was no need for revenge so she just laughed and walked off fast pulling me with her, then said that was awkward.

I've never been with a couple, another girl, etc. and had a guy say something to a girl who's obviously with her boyfriend, but that's twice now with her. It's kind of weird. There is no reason to be mad, but I don't even know really.

I believe "Yeah, I picked a pretty one so when I'm finished it would be on the news" in your most serial murdery voice was the proper reply.

[canes21]

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I told her I think the guy just wanted an excuse to touch me.

[TracerBullet]

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If they were married and had a dog he'd literally be sleeping in the doghouse if he did that.

I think that was where adice was.

[dan_457]

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I don't anyone here can say with a straight face, that they haven't tasted piss before, everyone does it at some point.

or wait, is that weird?

[adice15]

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Holy **** I just realized my phone changed dome to dong. I have never licked a dogs genitalia before, only it's thingy that makes it not scratch itself (I call it a dome). And no I'm not drunk, but I only got 3 hours of sleep last night.

[Dog]

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Not embarrassing, but disgustingly hilarious.

So I get into work one day, and the lady tells me that a dog that I will call "Blackface" has been eating poop all morning. I'm like "Okay...." and went along with my shift, unprepared for what I was in store for. When I saw it the first time, I thought to myself "Holy ****." I went straight for the hose and did my best to disperse the grossness before trying to scrub it clean. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw it again. I thought, "I cleaned it up already..." and that's when I knew. Fast forward an hour, where I am in a different room and in the middle of the chaos I hear this http://www.soundsnap.com/node/28595 and turn around to see Blackface launching throw up that was brown in color in projectile fashion across the room. This time there was a witness. I spent the next half hour cleaning it but that image was so disgustingly hilarious it had me laughing all day

[Blitz1942]

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I don't anyone here can say with a straight face, that they haven't tasted piss before, everyone does it at some point.

or wait, is that weird?

*Raises hand.*

Holy **** I just realized my phone changed dome to dong. I have never licked a dogs genitalia before, only it's thingy that makes it not scratch itself (I call it a dome). And no I'm not drunk, but I only got 3 hours of sleep last night.

Autocorrect FTW!

[l3ulvl]

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Not embarrassing, but disgustingly hilarious.

So I get into work one day, and the lady tells me that a dog that I will call "Blackface" has been eating poop all morning. I'm like "Okay...." and went along with my shift, unprepared for what I was in store for. When I saw it the first time, I thought to myself "Holy ****." I went straight for the hose and did my best to disperse the grossness before trying to scrub it clean. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw it again. I thought, "I cleaned it up already..." and that's when I knew. Fast forward an hour, where I am in a different room and in the middle of the chaos I hear this http://www.soundsnap.com/node/28595 and turn around to see Blackface launching throw up that was brown in color in projectile fashion across the room. This time there was a witness. I spent the next half hour cleaning it but that image was so disgustingly hilarious it had me laughing all day

I wish there was a poop eating dog in my apartment complex, the small yard outside is a minefield and none of us pick up after our pups.

[canes21]

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I don't anyone here can say with a straight face, that they haven't tasted piss before, everyone does it at some point.

or wait, is that weird?

Uhh, I think that's weird.

[Dog]

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I don't anyone here can say with a straight face, that they haven't tasted piss before, everyone does it at some point.

or wait, is that weird?

I haven't, but I have smelled pee that was a few months old

[BurghFan]

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I think I just drank a little bit of pee. It was disgusting.

That's nothing. Back in the day, our only source of hydration was our own pee and our only source of nutrition was other people's feces. And not the good, hard kind either. That was reserved for the "upper class". We got the soft stuff.

. . .

I still remember the horrible images burned into my head when many years ago someone here, said to image search the term "**** notre dame" with safe search off.

I'm still traumatized to this day from that.

How bout when Dookie told us NOT to image search blue waffles

. . .I'm shaking like a schizophrenic . . .
For those wondering, it tastes just like it smells.

Yeah, that's a bit more detail than I needed. I will however point out that you appear to be confusing Schizophrenia with Parkinsons disease.

While y'all are wondering who starts OT 2012, I'm wondering who closes OT 2011. Boy I hope it's me.

The few posts preceding that one got me really scared that the thread might not make it to 11:59 PM on 12/31/11

Holy **** I just realized my phone changed dome to dong. I have never licked a dogs genitalia before, only it's thingy that makes it not scratch itself (I call it a dome). And no I'm not drunk, but I only got 3 hours of sleep last night.

Wow, total autocorrect fail. Also, I have no idea what you're talking about.

I wish there was a poop eating dog in my apartment complex, the small yard outside is a minefield and none of us pick up after our pups.

My chocolate lab kept eating rabbit poop in my moms yard a few summers ago.

And maybe if you and your building mates would clean up after your dogs then you wouldn't have that problem, duh!

[TCM]

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I think I just drank a little bit of pee. It was disgusting.

How bout I start it off with the story of the time I acccidently licked a dogs dong?

So this is what goes on in OT...