Off Topic 2011

[Gotmadskillzson]

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Ok......the last 2 pages were completely weird.....So moving right along.......

Here is the list of Kmart and Sears closing as of now. More will be added sometime next year.

Here is the list of closures announced so far http://www.searsmedia.com/tools/122711_close.pdf :

— Alabama (3): Sears in Mobile; Kmart in Auburn and Gadsden.
— California (3): Sears in El Monte and San Diego (2).
— Colorado (3): Sears in Longmont; Kmart in Broomfield and Glenwood Springs.
— Florida (11): Sears in Crystal River, Deland, Port St. Lucie, Stuart, West Palm Beach; Kmart in Callaway, Fernandina Beach, New Smyrna Beach, Orange City, Pompano Beach and St. Augustine.
— Georgia (6): Sears in Macon; Kmart in Atlanta, Buford, Columbus, Douglasville and Jonesboro.
— Idaho (1): Sears in Lewiston.
— Indiana (3): Sears in Anderson; Kmart in Indianapolis and St. John.
— Iowa (2): Kmart in Cedar Rapids and Davenport.
— Kansas (1): Sears in Lawrence.
— Kentucky (3): Sears in Middleboro; Kmart in Hazard and Winchester.
— Maryland (1): Sears in Ellicott City.
— Michigan (6): Sears in Adrian, Brighton, Chesterfield Township, Harper Woods, Monroe and Washington Township.
— Minnesota (4): Kmart in Duluth, New Hope, White Bear Lake and Willmar.
— Mississippi (3): Sears in Columbus, Jackson and McComb.
— Missouri (2): Sears in Lee's Summit and St. Louis.
— New Hampshire (2): Sears in Keene and Nashua.
— North Carolina (4): Sears in High Point, Morehead City, Rocky Mount and Statesville.
— Ohio (6): Kmart in Chagrin Falls, Columbus, Medina, Springfield and Toledo (2).
— Oregon (1): Sears in Roseburg.
— Pennsylvania (2): Sears in Pottstown and Upper Darby.
— South Carolina (1): Sears in Sumter.
— Tennessee (4): Sears in Antioch, Cleveland, Oak Ridge; Kmart in Hendersonville.
— Virginia (3): Sears in Norfolk; Kmart in Midlothian and Richmond.
— Washington (2): Sears in Walla Walla; Kmart in Lacey.
— Wisconsin (2): Sears in West Baraboo; Kmart in Rice Lake.

[adice15]

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Not embarrassing, but disgustingly hilarious.

So I get into work one day, and the lady tells me that a dog that I will call "Blackface" has been eating poop all morning. I'm like "Okay...." and went along with my shift, unprepared for what I was in store for. When I saw it the first time, I thought to myself "Holy ****." I went straight for the hose and did my best to disperse the grossness before trying to scrub it clean. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw it again. I thought, "I cleaned it up already..." and that's when I knew. Fast forward an hour, where I am in a different room and in the middle of the chaos I hear this http://www.soundsnap.com/node/28595 and turn around to see Blackface launching throw up that was brown in color in projectile fashion across the room. This time there was a witness. I spent the next half hour cleaning it but that image was so disgustingly hilarious it had me laughing all day

Pshh that's nothing. Back in the day growing up on the streets of Chicago, we fed our dogs our own poop and ate theirs. Sometimes when it took them too log to create bowel movements, so we just shoved our hands down their throats and ate their poop throw up. And I got stuck with a chihauhau. Let me tell you, their poop is hard too eat. When it's hard it's almost impossible to find, and when it's soft and gooey it's hard to swallow.

[ryan36]

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That would suck if this got closed permanently before 2012, come on guys.

[TracerBullet]

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I can see cheering against your main rival in a bowl game, but when your team hasn't sniffed one in awhile, they should have no right to try to make fun of the other team. Just seems like there is a losing battle waiting to happen there.

[adice15]

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. . .



How bout when Dookie told us NOT to image search blue waffles



Yeah, that's a bit more detail than I needed. I will however point out that you appear to be confusing Schizophrenia with Parkinsons disease.



The few posts preceding that one got me really scared that the thread might not make it to 11:59 PM on 12/31/11



Wow, total autocorrect fail. Also, I have no idea what you're talking about.



My chocolate lab kept eating rabbit poop in my moms yard a few summers ago.

And maybe if you and your building mates would clean up after your dogs then you wouldn't have that problem, duh!

This is what I'm talking about, I've always called it a dome

[BurghFan]

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This is what I'm talking about, I've always called it a dome 'snip'

Ahh, that is called an Elizabethan collar. Don't know how you got 'dome' from that. 'Cone' would've made a bit more sense.

[Dog]

My old high school is in the first suburb in America

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[SPTO]

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Ahh, that is called an Elizabethan collar. Don't know how you got 'dome' from that. 'Cone' would've made a bit more sense.

Yeah not sure where "dome" comes from that.

[Dog]

Cone. Its a cone. Cone. Head. Conehead.

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[Watson]

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[ImTellinTim]

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— Minnesota (4): Kmart in Duluth, New Hope, White Bear Lake and Willmar.

I've lived here for 11 years. Been there 3 times. There is a Target across the street, a Sam's Club a half mile away, and a Wal Mart a mile away from it. Doomed for failure.

Let's get OT 2011 closed before the year ends. WEED, COCAINE, SEX, GOD, MLB 2K11>>>>>THE SHOW 11, FECES, JJLINN!

[ryan36]

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Ahh, that is called an Elizabethan collar. Don't know how you got 'dome' from that. 'Cone' would've made a bit more sense.

Bostonians don't communicate clearly.

Also, I haven't been able to post on my facebook wall all day. WTF

[Dog]

RIP KMart and Sears

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[adice15]

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Well when I was little and I saw a dog with one of those on and I asked my cousin what it was and he said dome so I've called it that ever since

[Chrisksaint]

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This is me catching up on OT