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A Turkish man living in Germany with his wife of 18 years went to police for protection from her insatiable appetite for sex, Bild newspaper reported Wednesday.
The man went to police in the southwestern German city of Waiblingen on Tuesday.
He told police he slept on a sofa for the past four years in a futile attempt to escape the voracious embraces of his wife.
German police said the exhausted man -- who fathered two children with his wife -- decided to get a divorce and move out of the home.
"He has decided to get a divorce and to move out ... in the hope of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested," police said.
"At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties. He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night," police added.
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Well....I....um.....I thought that's what you wanted when you're married?Originally posted by MoOriginally posted by MoOriginally posted by MoComment
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1. Rocko 2. Ren & Stimpy 3. Ahhh Real Monsters 4. Kablam 5. Doug 6. Rugrats I'm sure I'm forgetting some. I even named my dog Spunky...b/c he kind of resembles him.....in the mental capacityOriginally posted by MoOriginally posted by MoOriginally posted by MoComment
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I never watched Nickelodeon when I was a kid because we didn't have cable. Although when I got to visit my dad I could watch it but I was more occupied with the NES (yep NES). I was a pretty active kid outdoors, which is to be expected when the house you live at has no cable, internet, or video games.
EDIT: correction, we did have a Tandy1000HX pc so I guess we had video games, I just wasn't sure if Tetris and QBert really countedLast edited by l3ulvl; 01-26-2011, 03:25 PM.Wolverines Wings Same Old Lions Tigers Pistons Erika ChristensenComment
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A bit old, yet this headline and story gives me hope.
MLB Network Wants Dish Network, AT&T
Washington, D.C. (December 6, 2010) -- Baseball's MLB Network says it's now available in 56 million U.S, homes and it hopes to soon reach 70 million by signing up Dish Network and AT&T.
The channel made the disclosure at an investors conference last week.
Reuters reports that officials at the baseball channel did not offer any specific dates for when they would reach agreements with Dish and AT&T. But they did say they hoped the deals would come before the start of the 2011 baseball season.
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LMAO;
My wife called me this morning and told me the school had called and that our daughter (junior in HS) was caught ditching class. I thought to myself 'well it's about dam time she got out of her shell'.
My wife goes on about how much she's in trouble, no games/TV/Netflix...blah blah blah. Yeah I get it.
The kids got good grades, star of the swim and water polo team, college bound, etc...
So I ask my wife, "where was she?" Wife: "They found her in the Library doing history homework on one of the computers."
W. T. F.
You get caught ditching....in the ...Library? There's a fosters freeze up the street you could have went to and had an early lunch. There's a starbucks on the other side of the school you could have went to with your friends....
What, apparently, she doesn't realize is she could have just gotten a library pass from her teacher...
I laugh about it but I'm lucky she's a good kid.Originally posted by Anthony BourdainComment
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Oh happy day. Was at the liquor store to stock back up on some Marker's Mark. This middle aged woman is looking at the bourbons. She was pretty attractive so I figured what the hell. I ask her if she has a particular bourbon in mind. 10 minutes later I've helped her pick out a 1/5 of Woodford Reserve and as a thanks, she bought me a pint of Woodford Reserve
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