Off Topic 2011

[z Revis]

Re: Off Topic 2011

Who cares? You're supposed to be celebrating that Beantown can't **** with you anymore.

Why can't he?

And what is the GD word anyway? I just read the TOS thread and saw your post in response to Dakkon. Are we talking about *******?

[BlueNGold]

Re: Off Topic 2011

Why can't he?

And what is the GD word anyway? I just read the TOS thread and saw your post in response to Dakkon. Are we talking about *******?

Hmm, I don't know.

And yes. Way to just toss it out there.

[SPTO]

Re: Off Topic 2011

Why is dating ok, but prostitution illegal? Aren't they one in the same, at least for the most part? Whether it happens now or later, a man is paying for sex.

/random thought that I decided to type out.

Ok, its actually the opening of a comedy bit I've done on amateur/open mic nights.

Don't tell me your act turns into Jerry Seinfeld lite:

"What is it about (blah blah blah)?"


As for this "off" thing meh, I chalk it up to the time of year.

[countryboy]

Re: Off Topic 2011

You only get it after you pay for dinner/gift/something, although that takes a bit of luck. And you have to pay for a big *** ring to get married.

Or so I've heard...

true.

You know, I thought about it for a day about why women get so upset when a man wants to divorce her. I mean, she gets half his stuff, child support if they have children, alimony, the house, etc....

But then as I thought about it, it finally hit me. They should take it hard. I mean, a man just basically told her that I will give you half my stuff, the house and money, to never see you again. That has to be hard to take.

[countryboy]

Re: Off Topic 2011

Don't tell me your act turns into Jerry Seinfeld lite:

"What is it about (blah blah blah)?"

Nope. It might have a little Seinfeld in it as well as others, but its, at least I think, my own unique persona.

[SPTO]

Re: Off Topic 2011

true.

You know, I thought about it for a day about why women get so upset when a man wants to divorce her. I mean, she gets half his stuff, child support if they have children, alimony, the house, etc....

But then as I thought about it, it finally hit me. They should take it hard. I mean, a man just basically told her that I will give you half my stuff, the house and money, to never see you again. That has to be hard to take.

Maybe that's why so many cheat on their wives. They can't afford to give away half of everything so they run to the closest woman they feel comfortable with.

That could be a way of rationalizing it but it makes sense when you think about it.

[countryboy]

Re: Off Topic 2011

Well you might be joking Country but it is the spread of diseases.

I have jokes/thoughts for this, but I think we're dancing close enough to the TOS line.

[z Revis]

Re: Off Topic 2011

Hmm, I don't know.

And yes. Way to just toss it out there.

LOL ok. Sorry to anyone who was offended by that. I also agree that it should be censored. I swear a lot, but I do try not to use that word, even if it isn't censored.


And now I see what you're talking about with Beantown..

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Only messing with you Beantown..

[countryboy]

Re: Off Topic 2011

Maybe that's why so many cheat on their wives. They can't afford to give away half of everything so they run to the closest woman they feel comfortable with.

That could be a way of rationalizing it but it makes sense when you think about it.

could be, but I think that men cheat on their wives because they found a woman who will do the things that the wife won't do.

[BlueNGold]

Re: Off Topic 2011

As for this "off" thing meh, I chalk it up to the time of year.

Menstruation cycles?

[Husker_OS]

Re: Off Topic 2011

Spoiler

orgasm

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Only time one of those will EVER be called a spoiler..

[z Revis]

Re: Off Topic 2011

Only time one of those will EVER be called a spoiler..

I blame Speedy.

[Beantown]

Re: Off Topic 2011

And now I see what you're talking about with Beantown..

[NDAlum]

Re: Off Topic 2011

Just be thank ful you have a good job.

And today was a good day...

Received $1,250 in off duty checks and the wealthy family my girlfriend nannies/tutors for is giving us an $8,000 California King bed frame that was custom made.

The family also just adopted a young boy from Haiti. They are going to give that kid an incredible life. I think he gets to come over to the US in the near future, like Summer '11.

[The GIGGAS]

Re: Off Topic 2011

WOO WOO FAILBOAT!