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Originally posted by Anthony BourdainThe celebrity chef culture is a remarkable and admittedly annoying phenomenon. Of all the professions, after all, few people are less suited to be suddenly thrown into the public eye than chefs. We're used to doing what we do in private, behind closed doors.Comment
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The other day at work this lady paid for a $13 pair of shoes with a $100 bill. I had to take it, and it cleaned out my register. Not only that, but I had a line of like 3 people behind me. I wanted to kick her in the shin.Comment
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You're violent. You need a Hinrich highlight reel to calm you down.Comment
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Nothing worse than False Alarm No. 2s SMH.
I apologize if this is not appropriates, Mods.#RespectTheCultureComment
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I have senioritis and this "no homework" ideal the teachers adopted is not helping to curve it. I nearly thought about going to Baton Rouge to see the LSU failball team (tix are free)
This is the exact convorsation we had with our english teacher:
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Me: "MFer*, we're gonna watch Saved By The Bell today."
Teacher: "No, we have to read the Ancient Mariner."
Me: "NO, we have to watch Saved By the Bell."
Teacher: "NO, we have to vote for senior superlatives, and get reading."
Friend: "Watching Saved by the Bell teaches us about voting about senior superlatives"
Teacher: "No, Adam and Stephen, we have to read."
At this point I began pressing the menu button to make the theme song play over and over and over.
Teacher: "Fine. No more brownies for you and your basketball buddies."
Me: "Football's done and basketball nearly is. We're just steal the baseball players'."
Teacher: "Whatever." *Goes to grade papers all hour*
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*Her daughter is a captain cheerleader and one of my select very close friends. "Mary" is a familiy name, and every 1st daughter is named Mary. So since we called Mary Catherine Joiner MC, we call her her mom MFer.
She makes brownies after victories.Saints, LSU, Seminoles, Pelicans, Marlins, LightningComment
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Maybe you should jet on over to Blacksburg and rain your banhammer down on some of Giggas's coworkers.
Originally posted by WatsonTigerI have senioritis and this "no homework" ideal the teachers adopted is not helping to curve it. I nearly thought about going to Baton Rouge to see the LSU failball team (tix are free)
This is the exact convorsation we had with our english teacher:
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Me: "MFer*, we're gonna watch Saved By The Bell today."
Teacher: "No, we have to read the Ancient Mariner."
Me: "NO, we have to watch Saved By the Bell."
Teacher: "NO, we have to vote for senior superlatives, and get reading."
Friend: "Watching Saved by the Bell teaches us about voting about senior superlatives"
Teacher: "No, Adam and Stephen, we have to read."
At this point I began pressing the menu button to make the theme song play over and over and over.
Teacher: "Fine. No more brownies for you and your basketball buddies."
Me: "Football's done and basketball nearly is. We're just steal the baseball players'."
Teacher: "Whatever." *Goes to grade papers all hour*
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He's he's anything like me, he was probably just pissed off with Microsoft Office.Steelers : IX, X, XIII, XIV, XL, XLIII
Penguins : 1990/91, 1991/92, 2008/09, 20015/16, 2016/17
Pirates : 1909, 1925, 1960, 1971, 1979
Panthers (FB): 1915, 1916, 1918, 1929, 1931, 1934, 1936, 1937, 1976
Panthers (MBB): 1927/28, 1929/30Comment
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And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU
@AdamdotHComment
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Ok so I ended up having tacos for dinner...Then watched the movie Year One....Now just relaxing waiting for Jersey Shore to come on for I can laugh....Comment
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