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  • Dog
    aka jnes12/JNes__
    • Aug 2008
    • 11846

    #8506
    I can tell a story too

    So JNes12 was sitting in class, and realized he knew everything that was being taught today. He decided to go onto Twitter and OS to pass the time as the teacher seemingly babbled meaningless chatter. After that, he dozed off and found himself on a beach in the summertime. It was hot and humid out, so he decided to take a dip into the chilly ocean water, as it had still not warmed up from winter. As soon as he stepped in the water, the world changed and he was surrounded by men in black suits. They grabbed him and took him to an interrogation room, where he was greeted by a very old man. The man told him that the world he was used to was only a dream and was scripted by him. He gave JNes12 the option to stay in this new world, where he would be free and not binded by the script of the old man. Out of nowhere, there was a bang and a loud flash. JNes12 was back in math class, with 5 minutes left. He looked out the door, and the old man was there, along with all the men in suits. He walked out after class was dismissed, and the men were gone, but a sealed letter was left on the ground. He picked it up and opened it. It said but 2 sentences. "You have the power to choose your path. You have the power to choose your fate."

    The end

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    • Koolie G
      MVP
      • Mar 2005
      • 1812

      #8507
      Re: Off Topic 2011

      Originally posted by The GIGGAS


      Also, my fiance goes to an all-girl school.
      It's a Biz Markie song, "You Got What I Need". The one where he sings awfully? It wasn't a story, I just changed a couple of the words of the song because I was listening to it this morning. Just old school rap lyrics.
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      • ImTellinTim
        YNWA
        • Sep 2006
        • 33028

        #8508
        Re: Off Topic 2011

        Originally posted by The GIGGAS


        Also, my fiance goes to an all-girl school.
        C'mon man, that's the Biz!

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        • Gotmadskillzson
          Live your life
          • Apr 2008
          • 23429

          #8509
          Re: Off Topic 2011

          Well this looks like it will be an indoor weekend, already a half a foot of snow on the ground and it is still snowing HARD.

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          • Chef Matt
            True.
            • Apr 2008
            • 7832

            #8510
            Re: Off Topic 2011

            Fresno Ca is expecting snow this weekend. We haven't had snow since '98
            I guess it's finally our turn.


            OT
            Yesterday I had a Credit Card Balance of 7321.56

            Today it's -.36 cents.
            Originally posted by Anthony Bourdain
            The celebrity chef culture is a remarkable and admittedly annoying phenomenon. Of all the professions, after all, few people are less suited to be suddenly thrown into the public eye than chefs. We're used to doing what we do in private, behind closed doors.

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            • N51_rob
              Faceuary!
              • Jul 2003
              • 14805

              #8511
              Re: Off Topic 2011

              Originally posted by chefdad

              OT
              Yesterday I had a Credit Card Balance of 7321.56

              Today it's -.36 cents.
              Nice
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              • rspencer86
                MIB Crew
                • Sep 2004
                • 8806

                #8512
                Re: Off Topic 2011

                Originally posted by chefdad
                Fresno Ca is expecting snow this weekend. We haven't had snow since '98
                I guess it's finally our turn.
                Wow... I always forget that not everyone gets a ton of snow in the winter. We got sleet/ice/snow yesterday and it took me 2.5 hours to get to work today because of the accidents. Grrrr... ready for some warmer weather.
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                • Gotmadskillzson
                  Live your life
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 23429

                  #8513
                  Re: Off Topic 2011

                  That was one helluva of a balance..........The highest I ever had was $500.

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                  • Chef Matt
                    True.
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 7832

                    #8514
                    Re: Off Topic 2011

                    Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
                    That was one helluva of a balance..........The highest I ever had was $500.
                    Haha yeah, 2 vacations/christmas presents/ and a few car problems really killed us. I'm hoping to not use it at all this year. Barring any emergencies.
                    Originally posted by Anthony Bourdain
                    The celebrity chef culture is a remarkable and admittedly annoying phenomenon. Of all the professions, after all, few people are less suited to be suddenly thrown into the public eye than chefs. We're used to doing what we do in private, behind closed doors.

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                    • TracerBullet
                      One Last Job
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 22119

                      #8515
                      Re: Off Topic 2011

                      Originally posted by OSUFan_88
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                      You were reading Cracked weren't you? Never thought I'd see a Groundhog explode.
                      Originally posted by BlueNGold
                      I feel weird for liking a post about exposed penises.

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                      • Beantown
                        #DoYourJob
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 31523

                        #8516
                        Re: Off Topic 2011

                        After working out yesterday and then doing a shorter workout today, I have come to the conclusion that I have not been this out of shape in a long ****ing time.

                        Holy ****.

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                        • OSUFan_88
                          Outback Jesus
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 25642

                          #8517
                          Re: Off Topic 2011

                          Originally posted by TracerBullet
                          You were reading Cracked weren't you? Never thought I'd see a Groundhog explode.
                          I was, I was.

                          And nope...an exploding groundhog was not something I thought I would wake up and see today.
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                          Urban Meyer is lol.

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                          • Dog
                            aka jnes12/JNes__
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 11846

                            #8518
                            Re: Off Topic 2011

                            No one liked my story? You guys suck
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                            • Buckeyes_Doc
                              In Dalton I Trust
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 11918

                              #8519
                              Re: Off Topic 2011

                              I love the Broccoli and Cheddar soup breadbowl from Panera Bread.
                              Ohio State - Reds - Bengals - Blackhawks - Bulls

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                              • Beantown
                                #DoYourJob
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 31523

                                #8520
                                Re: Off Topic 2011

                                Originally posted by Buckeyes_Doc
                                I love the Broccoli and Cheddar soup breadbowl from Panera Bread.
                                You may have just solved my "What should I pick up for lunch on my way home" problem.

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