Off Topic 2011

[Scottdau]

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I remember one time we had a guys and girls movie night at this one guy's house. My friend tore it up in the bathroom. This guy came in after him and we he came out. He told my friend "damn Bryan you tore it up in there in front of everyone. Even the girls laughed. Bryan just said "yep". I said "damn Bobby that is cold to say that infront the of the girls."

[The GIGGAS]

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Suuuure, go drive my point home to the point of absurdity!

You've read my posts, right?

[Scottdau]

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What stuff, Scott? It's unclear what you're referring to.

Dicky's furniture. I thought I quoted his.

[SPTO]

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You've read my posts, right?

Of course, it's all cool

[The GIGGAS]

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I think I have to start using smileys.

My sarcasm/non-sarcastic tone is mixing in my posts, and sometimes I don't even know which way the Sarcast-o-tron is pointing.

[Chef Matt]

Re: Off Topic 2011

I remember one time we had a guys and girls movie night at this one guy's house. My friend tore it up in the bathroom. This guy came in after him and we he came out. He told my friend "damn Bryan you tore it up in there in front of everyone. Even the girls laughed. Bryan just said "yep". I said "damn Bobby that is cold to say that infront the of the girls."

Reminds me of a story.

When I was younger I used to move furniture for North American Van Lines.

We were in SF moving in a college girl from Phoenix into a studio apartment on Russian Hill. She took off for a little bit to run to the bank so she could give us a tip.

While she was gone the driver went in and blew up her toilet. Really badly. When he tried to open the window he broke the latch that locked it. He got the window open though.

Unfortunatly for me I had to leak. So I went in to take my leak admidst the fog of what could be considered the smell of 1,000 steaming rotting turds.

When I was done I opened the door and the door handle popped off. When I finally get the door open, standing in the kitchen area (right by the bathroom) was the cute college chick.

I stand there with the door knob in my hand, the nasty fog still lingering, and a busted bathroom window.

****
I was speechless. I got my tip and quietly left.

As we walk out of the place, the Driver says....."Thanks"

/

[Fresh Tendrils]

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I dont like public washrooms ethier but when you gotta go, you gotta go. Dont ever invite me over, I'd murda your toilet bowl with no shame. I know some people got a thing about another mans junk anywhere around your toilet bowl....just the thought of warmth radiating from your toilet seat after another man can be tough to swallow. Nothing like identifying a hair on the seat that doesn't quite look like your own.

It's been too long.

[Gotmadskillzson]

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So I just got word from the powers that be......within the next month I will be made an independent contractor.

Which means the following:

1. I will be able to work from home all the time.

2. Make my own hours and schedule.

3. Will be able to open my own office anywhere.

4. More money.

5. Don't have to deal with co-workers that annoy me anymore.

Aweeee happy day indeed........

[dickey1331]

Dicky's furniture. I thought I quoted his.

JCPenny. They have a furniture store here.


Do you really care where I sent this from?

[SPTO]

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So I just got word from the powers that be......within the next month I will be made an independent contractor.

Which means the following:

1. I will be able to work from home all the time.

2. Make my own hours and schedule.

3. Will be able to open my own office anywhere.

4. More money.

5. Don't have to deal with co-workers that annoy me anymore.

Aweeee happy day indeed........

Congrats bro!

[The GIGGAS]

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So I just got word from the powers that be......within the next month I will be made an independent contractor.

Which means the following:

1. I will be able to work from home all the time.

2. Make my own hours and schedule.

3. Will be able to open my own office anywhere.

4. More money.

5. Don't have to deal with co-workers that annoy me anymore.

Aweeee happy day indeed........

6. Won't have to worry about that hot chick blowing up the lavatory (gotta remember SPTO).

[AUChase]

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<3 A7X

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[l3ulvl]

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I'm starting to panic. I have until May 1 to find a new place to live. I found a nice little apartment with income-based rent. 1 unit available. I filled out my application but wouldn't let myself get excited because I'm a pessimist and always assume the worst. My current roommate was joking with me because she said there's no way this won't work out. She just came back from work and stopped at the apartment to drop off the application for me and she was told they already rented it out.

[Gotmadskillzson]

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I'm starting to panic. I have until May 1 to find a new place to live. I found a nice little apartment with income-based rent. 1 unit available. I filled out my application but wouldn't let myself get excited because I'm a pessimist and always assume the worst. My current roommate was joking with me because she said there's no way this won't work out. She just came back from work and stopped at the apartment to drop off the application for me and she was told they already rented it out.

You don't have any family in the area ???

That sucks, one of my sisters had to be out on April 1st. However she found a condo last week and will be moving in this weekend.

[l3ulvl]

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You don't have any family in the area ???

That sucks, one of my sisters had to be out on April 1st. However she found a condo last week and will be moving in this weekend.

I do but whenever I live with them it gets ugly. Like everyone is cool until we have to see each other every day, then we just end up yelling all the time.