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  • TracerBullet
    One Last Job
    • Jun 2009
    • 22119

    #3811
    Re: Off Topic 2011

    Originally posted by BlueNGold
    What is this? The species you get when you breed JaMarcus Russell, a lion and a dinosaur?
    JaMarcus Russell and breeding don't belong in the same sentence.
    Originally posted by BlueNGold
    I feel weird for liking a post about exposed penises.

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    • Stroehms
      MVP
      • Jan 2008
      • 2640

      #3812
      Re: Off Topic 2011

      Originally posted by JJLinn
      Perdicament:

      Got invited to this party on Saturday...all the girls are pretty attractive, but we've known them for like a year, so I figure if they thought I was attractive I would know by now, so the chances of anything good happening are slim. However, every time we go there it's pretty fun. This is my problem...my one friend who I go with is in London. The other one I go with is occupied by his 17 year old, and my other friend has a girlfriend. As I said previously, I'm near useless alone talking to girls wise. Do I:

      A) Go alone
      B) Don't go alone
      Go Alone and act like you don't give a F. Just be polite.

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      • BlueNGold
        Hall Of Fame
        • Aug 2009
        • 21817

        #3813
        Re: Off Topic 2011

        Originally posted by Stroehms
        Go Alone and act like you don't give a F. Just be polite.
        Quite the contradiction here.
        Originally posted by bradtxmale
        I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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        • mKoz26
          In case you forgot...
          • Jan 2009
          • 4685

          #3814
          Re: Off Topic 2011

          Originally posted by Stroehms
          Go Alone and act like you don't give a F. Just be polite.
          Agreed here.

          You have problems talking to girls?

          Just be as social as you can. Just do it. Don't even think about what the people there will think of you. Just talk to the girls.

          You'll be proud of yourself at the end of the night, guaranteed. And you'll get better without a "wingman" by doing this.
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          • Dog
            aka jnes12/JNes__
            • Aug 2008
            • 11846

            #3815
            Re: Off Topic 2011

            **** what those other guys say. Call them all fat
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            • Bellsprout
              Hard Times.
              • Oct 2009
              • 25652

              #3816
              Re: Off Topic 2011

              I have a game for everyone:

              http://www.sporcle.com/games/kahnefan/jagsroster

              I got 9, not counting the 2 Joneses I got while typing in MJD's last name.
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              A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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              • Evan_OS
                Go Titans..
                • Dec 2009
                • 3456

                #3817
                Re: Off Topic 2011

                Originally posted by Dayman
                I have a game for everyone:

                http://www.sporcle.com/games/kahnefan/jagsroster

                I got 9, not counting the 2 Joneses I got while typing in MJD's last name.
                Got 7, did the exact same thing as you while trying to type MJD.

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                • Husker_OS
                  Champs
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 21459

                  #3818
                  Re: Off Topic 2011

                  Originally posted by BlueNGold
                  Well isn't that strange. The father played for a team almost more irrelevant than the WNBA itself, but the daughter ends up going to Alabama of all schools.

                  Gonorrhea.
                  I don't know what to think about your new nickname. But if you like it, that's all that matters.



                  Originally posted by Dayman
                  Now that would be one hell of a football game. Alabama vs. the Jaguars.

                  I'll take Bama by a touchdown.

                  We'd throttle the Jaguars.
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                  • WyxHarmon
                    #nouss
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 2693

                    #3819
                    Re: Off Topic 2011

                    http://www.sporcle.com/games/puckett...sity_per_state

                    I got 6.
                    Hoosiers
                    Pacers
                    Phillies
                    Ravens

                    73 - 72

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                    • BunnyHardaway
                      Banned
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 15195

                      #3820
                      Re: Off Topic 2011

                      Originally posted by Dayman
                      I have a game for everyone:

                      http://www.sporcle.com/games/kahnefan/jagsroster

                      I got 9, not counting the 2 Joneses I got while typing in MJD's last name.
                      I got 11 total...

                      Spoiler

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                      • BlueNGold
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 21817

                        #3821
                        Re: Off Topic 2011

                        Originally posted by Dayman
                        I have a game for everyone:

                        http://www.sporcle.com/games/kahnefan/jagsroster

                        I got 9, not counting the 2 Joneses I got while typing in MJD's last name.
                        I got 13.

                        Garrard, MJD, Rashad Jennings, Marcedes Lewis, Sims-Walker, Kassim Osgood, Josh Scobee, Greg Jones, Justin Durant, Tyson Alualu, Rashean Mathis, Derrick Harvey and Eugene Monroe.
                        Originally posted by bradtxmale
                        I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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                        • jeremym480
                          Speak it into existence
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 18198

                          #3822
                          Re: Off Topic 2011

                          Originally posted by Stroehms
                          Go Alone and act like you don't give a F. Just be polite.
                          This. However, you can't stay all quite and shy either. Most girls aren't ever going to go for guys who are "wall flowers". Here's something that I would do. Bring whatever alcohol the girls like then, get them to play a drinking game. My personal preference is King's Cup because it's more of a social game but, most any drinking game will do. Now here's the key- Before you start playing make this statement: "Alright everyone listen up. Before we start this game I just want to go ahead and apologize in advance for anything I may say or do tonight. Now let's play". (or something along those lines)

                          It may sound cheesy but, it has worked for me quite a few times. Especially, if I'm with a crowd of people that I don't know that well. Most people seem to think it's funny. Plus, by saying this you have absolved yourself in case you do or say anything stupid. So you don't have to worry about that. You can just be yourself and have fun. Then, if by chance you do say or do something (like make fun of someone or whatnot) then you can say "hey remember I already apologized earlier" and laugh. But, just keep in mind what Stroehms said and don't be an ***hole. I think you will be fine and if you play it right, who knows? You might even be the life of the party.
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                          • BlueNGold
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 21817

                            #3823
                            Re: Off Topic 2011

                            Originally posted by Husker_OS
                            I don't know what to think about your new nickname. But if you like it, that's all that matters.






                            We'd throttle the Jaguars.
                            It's only my nickname because your mother gave it to me. Just like the real thing!

                            Rawl Tawd.
                            Originally posted by bradtxmale
                            I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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                            • BunnyHardaway
                              Banned
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 15195

                              #3824
                              Re: Off Topic 2011

                              Originally posted by jeremym480
                              This. However, you can't stay all quite and shy either. Most girls aren't ever going to go for guys who are "wall flowers". Here's something that I would do. Bring whatever alcohol the girls like then, get them to play a drinking game. My personal preference is King's Cup because it's more of a social game but, most any drinking game will do. Now here's the key- Before you start playing make this statement: "Alright everyone listen up. Before we start this game I just want to go ahead and apologize in advance for anything I may say or do tonight. Now let's play". (or something along those lines)

                              It may sound cheesy but, it has worked for me quite a few times. Especially, if I'm with a crowd of people that I don't know that well. Most people seem to think it's funny. Plus, by saying this you have absolved yourself in case you do or say anything stupid. So you don't have to worry about that. You can just be yourself and have fun. Then, if by chance you do say or do something (like make fun of someone or whatnot) then you can say "hey remember I already apologized earlier" and laugh. But, just keep in mind what Stroehms said and don't be an ***hole. I think you will be fine and if you play it right, who knows? You might even be the life of the party.
                              Truth.

                              I mean, we've been to their parties before and they seem to like me, I'm just not sure if I'm friend zoned or what. And I don't want to seem like "that guy" showing up solo...especially since I don't talk to them that much. I know I'll have fun if I go, it's just working up the courage to actually go

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                              • WyxHarmon
                                #nouss
                                • Aug 2010
                                • 2693

                                #3825
                                Re: Off Topic 2011

                                Originally posted by BlueNGold
                                It's only my nickname because your mother gave it to me. Just like the real thing!

                                Rawl Tawd.

                                Rahyl Tyde
                                Hoosiers
                                Pacers
                                Phillies
                                Ravens

                                73 - 72

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