This one girl we know is a complete moron...she was looking at the nutrition facts of one of those V8 fruit juice bottles, and the following idiocy ensued:
Her: "Oh my god, how can you drink this, it has 5600 calories in it"
My friend: "Uh...no it doesn't, it's a [expletive] bottle of juice"
Her: "Yes it does...110 calories a serving and 6 servings"
My friend: "Yeah, that's 660 calories"
Her: "No, it's 5600, I did the math on my phone calculator
Collective facepalm
Well that wasn't embarrassingly dumb at all. I did that math in my head got 6600 calories. She was only off by a thousand. You fail sir
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