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  • The GIGGAS
    Timbers - Jags - Hokies
    • Mar 2003
    • 28474

    #16036
    Re: Off Topic 2011

    So it's time for GIGGAS' story corner.

    The President of my company tends to do a little dance I like to call "Fishing for the affirmative".

    This occurs when he gets an idea that he thinks is amazing, but generally has already been done and isn't a good idea. He then goes to the major decision makers in the company, regardless of the product they work on (or if it's relevant to the product they oversee) and try to get a yes. Predictably, they say no, because his idea is full of ****.

    Then, he goes to people that aren't decision makers, and tries to intimidate them into giving a yes, which he will then use against the major players to make this idea happen. Many developers have fallen into this trap.

    This happened today. I work on one specific product, one we'll call Product A. The President of the company came down to talk to me and my cubemate about modifying Product Z. As my cubemate came down from Product X, which is supposedly the replacement for Product Z, he knew some things about what he had to say. I have no idea about Product Z or anything that they do technically, so I clammed up.

    This led to a 30-minute conversation between the President and my cubemate, where it became obvious that he just wanted a yes. Luckily, my cubemate had fallen into this trap before and was able to not fall in again.

    The moral of the story? I gotta get out of where I work.
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    • kingkilla56
      Hall Of Fame
      • Jun 2009
      • 19395

      #16037
      Re: Off Topic 2011

      Originally posted by The GIGGAS
      So it's time for GIGGAS' story corner.

      The President of my company tends to do a little dance I like to call "Fishing for the affirmative".

      This occurs when he gets an idea that he thinks is amazing, but generally has already been done and isn't a good idea. He then goes to the major decision makers in the company, regardless of the product they work on (or if it's relevant to the product they oversee) and try to get a yes. Predictably, they say no, because his idea is full of ****.

      Then, he goes to people that aren't decision makers, and tries to intimidate them into giving a yes, which he will then use against the major players to make this idea happen. Many developers have fallen into this trap.

      This happened today. I work on one specific product, one we'll call Product A. The President of the company came down to talk to me and my cubemate about modifying Product Z. As my cubemate came down from Product X, which is supposedly the replacement for Product Z, he knew some things about what he had to say. I have no idea about Product Z or anything that they do technically, so I clammed up.

      This led to a 30-minute conversation between the President and my cubemate, where it became obvious that he just wanted a yes. Luckily, my cubemate had fallen into this trap before and was able to not fall in again.

      The moral of the story? I gotta get out of where I work.
      I agree with whatever stance you took in this story.
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      • The GIGGAS
        Timbers - Jags - Hokies
        • Mar 2003
        • 28474

        #16038
        Re: Off Topic 2011

        Originally posted by kingkilla56
        I agree with whatever stance you took in this story.
        I did my best mime, where I looked like I was thinking really hard while I was really just thinking about sports.
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        • Husker_OS
          Champs
          • Jun 2003
          • 21459

          #16039
          Re: Off Topic 2011

          Jimmy John's tastes mediocre to me.


          Out of the chain restaurants, I prefer Quizno's.
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          • Chrisksaint
            $$$
            • Apr 2010
            • 19127

            #16040
            Re: Off Topic 2011

            Kinda pissed my group turned in the exact paper I did but with some additions, then made me read the entire 12 page PowerPoint in front of the class
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            • ImTellinTim
              YNWA
              • Sep 2006
              • 33028

              #16041
              Re: Off Topic 2011

              Originally posted by The GIGGAS
              I did my best mime, where I looked like I was thinking really hard while I was really just thinking about sports.
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              • l3ulvl
                Hall Of Fame
                • Dec 2009
                • 17232

                #16042
                Re: Off Topic 2011

                So after a long and fruitless search, I FINALLY found a studio apartment that is absolutely perfect for me. The listing just came up this morning and I set up an appointment to meet up and fill out an application at 430 pm today. Didn't want to get too excited because the search has been just letdown after letdown so far. Got there at 415. Waited until 515. The chick never even showed up. This is getting ridiculous.
                Last edited by l3ulvl; 04-12-2011, 07:27 PM. Reason: thought word would be censored...
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                • Gotmadskillzson
                  Live your life
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 23430

                  #16043
                  Re: Off Topic 2011

                  Wow.......that sucks man.....Did you call her and ask why she didn't show up ? This month just isn't your month.

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                  • l3ulvl
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 17232

                    #16044
                    Re: Off Topic 2011

                    Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
                    Wow.......that sucks man.....Did you call her and ask why she didn't show up ? This month just isn't your month.
                    My roommate called her while we were in the parking lot, didn't get an answer. I sent the company an email when we got home, nothing unpleasant, just checking to see if there was a miscommunication. Tried to sound friendly even though I'm frustrated lol.
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                    • kingkilla56
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 19395

                      #16045
                      Re: Off Topic 2011

                      Originally posted by justblaze09
                      As the days past, I love kingkilla's gimmick more and more...

                      a certain color is missing though -__-

                      oh, and I'm just following random OSers I notice over on Twitter right now since i'm bored
                      Didn't see this before, squirtle loves you too man.
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                      • Watson
                        Burrow Club
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 27013

                        #16046
                        Pretty sure i was just exposed to enough microwave rays via my chicken nuggets to turn me into a superhero
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                        • dickey1331
                          Everyday is Faceurary!
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 14285

                          #16047
                          Originally posted by BurghFan
                          Wouldn't you get to see that most if not any clear night from your lattitude?.
                          You can't see them from the city. You gotta leave Anchorage and the fact it also has to be a clear night which is pretty rare. I think anchorage has 60 clear days a year.

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                          • kingkilla56
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 19395

                            #16048
                            Re: Off Topic 2011

                            Originally posted by WatsonTiger
                            Pretty sure i was just exposed to enough microwave rays via my chicken nuggets to turn me into a superhero
                            So what should we start calling you? The Popcorn Chicken? El Pollo Loco? Mr. The Other White Meat? The Amazing Cutlet? Doctor Doodle Doo?
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                            • Bellsprout
                              Hard Times.
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 25652

                              #16049
                              Re: Off Topic 2011

                              For the very last time this year...

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                              A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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                              • Watson
                                Burrow Club
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 27013

                                #16050
                                Re: Off Topic 2011

                                Originally posted by kingkilla56
                                So what should we start calling you? The Popcorn Chicken? El Pollo Loco? Mr. The Other White Meat? The Amazing Cutlet? Doctor Doodle Doo?
                                I like El Pollo Loco
                                And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                                @AdamdotH

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