In news not related for my new found hate in all things Naughty Dog on next gen, I got my car back.
The battery spontaneously died on me and jumper cables decided not to do the trick. So I finally got around to calling Acura for roadside assistance. (I just didnt need the car for 3 weeks and saving gas money was awesome). I thought they would have to give me, charge me for a new battery. Dude came into the parking lot, jumped it in 2.3 minutes (actual time) and he rolled out. Said 14 words to me (actual number):
"Which car is it?"
"Pop the hood."
"Start the car.'"
"Have a good night."
*Drove away into the sunset like a boss*
I aint even mad though lol.

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